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Q: Did ye hear that Jack tried to kiss the gunner's daughter?

 

(OFF TOPIC: Did you know that "kissing the gunner's daughter" is old naval slang for being tied over a cannon and beaten with a cane, as a form of punishment for a minor offense?)

 

A: I am not a scruvy dog! I drink my lime juice!

 

Q: When I catch the scurvy dog who drank me grog and stole me treasure map, I'll see him dance on air.

 

A: No. There isn't a white whale here, either.

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(OFF TOPIC: Did you know that "kissing the gunner's daughter" is old naval slang for being tied over a cannon and beaten with a cane' date=' as a form of punishment for a minor offense?)[/indent']

Actually I did know that...

 

Q: When I catch the scurvy dog who drank me grog and stole me treasure map, I'll see him dance on air.

 

A: No. There isn't a white whale here, either.

 

I did know that...

 

Q: Do you want to call me Ishmael?

 

A: Dancing with JACK KETCH
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Q: Why does the observation gallery have a lever marked 'purge'?

 

A: Strikeforce Imbecility.

 

 

Q: What a good name for the team of Ambush Bug, Speedball, Howard the Duck, Captain Carrot, Plastic Man, Strong Guy, and Super Grover

 

A: Super Grover teams up with Bear in the Big Blue House

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