Michael Hopcroft Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We brought the atmosphere Q: Why is our colony ship the size of the planet we just left? A: Eggs! Get your eggs here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is our colony ship the size of the planet we just left? A: Eggs! Get your eggs here! Q: What do you often hear from women selling the ovaries ? A: Back down to freezing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Back down to freezing Q: Victor Friesz is dying! How far do we have to adjust the temperature of his cell to save him? A: And this is why Starfire never drives the T-Car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you often hear from women selling the ovaries ? A: Back down to freezing Q: Hey, you got zap, zow and zoing out, where are you going now? A: My forward lobes are boggled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, what do you think these electroencephalogram results mean? A: Room-temperature I.Q. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Room-temperature I.Q. Q: How can that hot woman be so cold-hearted? A: Twice a day, whether I need to or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can that hot woman be so cold-hearted? A: Twice a day, whether I need to or not. Q: Hey, Peter, how many times do you and Mary Jane..... A: My back hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Peter, how many times do you and Mary Jane..... A: My back hurts Q: So, what's the downside, Peter? A: It grunts the hallelujah chorus when it's drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what's the downside, Peter? A: It grunts the hallelujah chorus when it's drunk. Q: What undeniable fact was the reason George Bush made Dan Quayle his Vice President ? A: In order to control the development Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: In order to control the development Q: So why did you put the darkroom lights on a random timer? A: That's what you get with a superhero whose origin story has him starting out as an English football hooligan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So why did you put the darkroom lights on a random timer? A: That's what you get with a superhero whose origin story has him starting out as an English football hooligan. Q: Why did Peter Petrelli destroy Big Ben after seeing the contents of the box? A: Agent Smith, Man-Thing and Chyna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Agent Smith' date=' Man-Thing and Chyna[/quote'] Q: We now have the Demolition Team. Who shall follow them as the Wreckers? A: I guess that it will only take ten pounds of C4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We now have the Demolition Team. Who shall follow them as the Wreckers? A: I guess that it will only take ten pounds of C4. Q: What will it take to get Joe Quesada out of Marvel? A: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will it take to get Joe Quesada out of Marvel? A: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Q: Care for some tongue madam ? A: Burn it, like the others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Care for some tongue madam ? A: Burn it, like the others Q: What will you do with this Death Tribble impersonator? A:The chances of my wanting to do so are entirely minimal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will you do with this Death Tribble impersonator? A:The chances of my wanting to do so are entirely minimal. Q: Hey, Death Tribble ! Want to help set Sundog up with a woman ? A: There are complications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Death Tribble ! Want to help set Sundog up with a woman ? A: There are complications Q: What does that sign say above Marvel's bullpen door? A: Hulk Hogan meets Ultimate Hulk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does that sign say above Marvel's bullpen door? A: Hulk Hogan meets Ultimate Hulk Q: What is the main bout for the next Wrestlemania ? A: He's gone back there again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's gone back there again Q: Why can't the Comic Book Guy find that new stock clerk of his? A: So THIS is whatever a Spider-Pig does. Ewwww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can't the Comic Book Guy find that new stock clerk of his? A: So THIS is whatever a Spider-Pig does. Ewwww! Q: What is that stench coming from that spider's web in the corner? Yuck!!!!! A: the little Stanley Cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is that stench coming from that spider's web in the corner? Yuck!!!!! A: the little Stanley Cup Q: What does Stanley use to protect his unmentionables? A: He got Remixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Stanley use to protect his unmentionables? A: He got Remixed. Q: How did they try to bring Max Headroom into the 21st Century? A: Adrian Monk, Ralph Hinkley and Douglas Waumbaugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He got Remixed. Q: Why did the MegaMites go to the stars again? A: The FeyMite went down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 7, 2007 Report Share Posted October 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did the MegaMites go to the stars again? A: The FeyMite went down. Q: What was the worst thing since the crash of the Hindenburg? A: Adrian Monk, Ralph Hinkley and Douglas Waumbaugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 7, 2007 Report Share Posted October 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the worst thing since the crash of the Hindenburg? A: Adrian Monk, Ralph Hinkley and Douglas Waumbaugh Q: Name three Geek Gods. A: No, you can't make jokes about that yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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