October 2, 200717 yr comment_1362226 Re: Answers & Questions A: We brought the atmosphere Q: Why is our colony ship the size of the planet we just left? A: Eggs! Get your eggs here!
October 2, 200717 yr comment_1362252 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is our colony ship the size of the planet we just left? A: Eggs! Get your eggs here! Q: What do you often hear from women selling the ovaries ? A: Back down to freezing
October 2, 200717 yr comment_1362358 Re: Answers & Questions A: Back down to freezing Q: Victor Friesz is dying! How far do we have to adjust the temperature of his cell to save him? A: And this is why Starfire never drives the T-Car.
October 2, 200717 yr comment_1362359 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you often hear from women selling the ovaries ? A: Back down to freezing Q: Hey, you got zap, zow and zoing out, where are you going now? A: My forward lobes are boggled.
October 2, 200717 yr comment_1362409 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, what do you think these electroencephalogram results mean? A: Room-temperature I.Q.
October 2, 200717 yr comment_1362414 Re: Answers & Questions A: Room-temperature I.Q. Q: How can that hot woman be so cold-hearted? A: Twice a day, whether I need to or not.
October 2, 200717 yr comment_1362430 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can that hot woman be so cold-hearted? A: Twice a day, whether I need to or not. Q: Hey, Peter, how many times do you and Mary Jane..... A: My back hurts
October 3, 200717 yr comment_1363053 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Peter, how many times do you and Mary Jane..... A: My back hurts Q: So, what's the downside, Peter? A: It grunts the hallelujah chorus when it's drunk.
October 3, 200717 yr comment_1363178 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what's the downside, Peter? A: It grunts the hallelujah chorus when it's drunk. Q: What undeniable fact was the reason George Bush made Dan Quayle his Vice President ? A: In order to control the development
October 3, 200717 yr comment_1363351 Re: Answers & Questions A: In order to control the development Q: So why did you put the darkroom lights on a random timer? A: That's what you get with a superhero whose origin story has him starting out as an English football hooligan.
October 3, 200717 yr comment_1363418 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So why did you put the darkroom lights on a random timer? A: That's what you get with a superhero whose origin story has him starting out as an English football hooligan. Q: Why did Peter Petrelli destroy Big Ben after seeing the contents of the box? A: Agent Smith, Man-Thing and Chyna
October 4, 200717 yr comment_1363480 Re: Answers & Questions A: Agent Smith' date=' Man-Thing and Chyna[/quote'] Q: We now have the Demolition Team. Who shall follow them as the Wreckers? A: I guess that it will only take ten pounds of C4.
October 4, 200717 yr comment_1364110 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We now have the Demolition Team. Who shall follow them as the Wreckers? A: I guess that it will only take ten pounds of C4. Q: What will it take to get Joe Quesada out of Marvel? A: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
October 5, 200717 yr comment_1364504 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will it take to get Joe Quesada out of Marvel? A: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Q: Care for some tongue madam ? A: Burn it, like the others
October 5, 200717 yr comment_1364520 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Care for some tongue madam ? A: Burn it, like the others Q: What will you do with this Death Tribble impersonator? A:The chances of my wanting to do so are entirely minimal.
October 5, 200717 yr comment_1364542 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will you do with this Death Tribble impersonator? A:The chances of my wanting to do so are entirely minimal. Q: Hey, Death Tribble ! Want to help set Sundog up with a woman ? A: There are complications
October 5, 200717 yr comment_1364558 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Death Tribble ! Want to help set Sundog up with a woman ? A: There are complications Q: What does that sign say above Marvel's bullpen door? A: Hulk Hogan meets Ultimate Hulk
October 5, 200717 yr comment_1364559 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does that sign say above Marvel's bullpen door? A: Hulk Hogan meets Ultimate Hulk Q: What is the main bout for the next Wrestlemania ? A: He's gone back there again
October 5, 200717 yr comment_1364799 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's gone back there again Q: Why can't the Comic Book Guy find that new stock clerk of his? A: So THIS is whatever a Spider-Pig does. Ewwww!
October 5, 200717 yr comment_1365010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can't the Comic Book Guy find that new stock clerk of his? A: So THIS is whatever a Spider-Pig does. Ewwww! Q: What is that stench coming from that spider's web in the corner? Yuck!!!!! A: the little Stanley Cup
October 5, 200717 yr comment_1365102 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is that stench coming from that spider's web in the corner? Yuck!!!!! A: the little Stanley Cup Q: What does Stanley use to protect his unmentionables? A: He got Remixed.
October 6, 200717 yr comment_1365117 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Stanley use to protect his unmentionables? A: He got Remixed. Q: How did they try to bring Max Headroom into the 21st Century? A: Adrian Monk, Ralph Hinkley and Douglas Waumbaugh
October 6, 200717 yr comment_1365118 Re: Answers & Questions A: He got Remixed. Q: Why did the MegaMites go to the stars again? A: The FeyMite went down.
October 7, 200717 yr comment_1365609 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did the MegaMites go to the stars again? A: The FeyMite went down. Q: What was the worst thing since the crash of the Hindenburg? A: Adrian Monk, Ralph Hinkley and Douglas Waumbaugh
October 7, 200717 yr comment_1365739 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the worst thing since the crash of the Hindenburg? A: Adrian Monk, Ralph Hinkley and Douglas Waumbaugh Q: Name three Geek Gods. A: No, you can't make jokes about that yet.
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