Uber Posted October 18, 2007 Report Posted October 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Comedy Central Presents Q: Where will the next President come from? A: A four foot goiter. Quote
Psybolt Posted October 18, 2007 Report Posted October 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Comedy Central Presents Q: Where will the next President come from? Go Stephen Colbert!!! A: A four foot goiter. Q: What is that on your back? A: military strike on Canada Quote
BoloOfEarth Posted October 18, 2007 Report Posted October 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: military strike on Canada Q: What are the Canadian armed forces going to do if they don't get that pay raise? A: That's easy, just feed a llama six cans of beans and send it to Cleveland. Quote
Sundog Posted October 18, 2007 Report Posted October 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are the Canadian armed forces going to do if they don't get that pay raise? A: That's easy, just feed a llama six cans of beans and send it to Cleveland. Q: How can we do a dry run of a terrorist attack without anyone caring? A: The Dark Side of the Sun. Quote
Pariah Posted October 18, 2007 Report Posted October 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Dark Side of the Sun. Q: What is Katrina and the Waves' tribute to Pink Floyd going to be called? A: It's just a movie, after all. Quote
Uber Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's just a movie, after all. Q: What argument did the Committee use to try to unsuccessfully pursuade the vote against the Nobel prize for Al Gore. A: 6 Goats, 2 Yaks, 17 Paper Bags and a Bottle of Jack Daniels. Quote
Psybolt Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: 6 Goats' date=' 2 Yaks, 17 Paper Bags and a Bottle of Jack Daniels.[/quote'] Q: What led Lindsay Lohan to check herself into rehab? A: Roget's Thesaurus Quote
Uber Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Roget's Thesaurus Q: What did they find when George Bush went in for Surgery. A: Look out Man! That thin has teeth! Quote
Psybolt Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look out Man! That thin has teeth! Q: What was that that Captain IcantsaytheletterG said? A: The missing G Quote
Sundog Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was that that Captain IcantsaytheletterG said? A: The missing G Q: Why was the the theatre showing John Carpenter's The Thing packed with anorexics? A: The smell was underwhelming. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The smell was underwhelming. Q: How can you tell Linguini is missing his "little chef"? A: I said pass the pepper, not the pepper spray. Quote
Cancer Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I said pass the pepper' date=' not the [i']pepper spray[/i]. Q: Uh, even though my metabolism is capable of producing and excreting anything on demand, are you sure you want an uncontrolled release of vesicant gas? A: That wasn't what he meant by "pass". Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That wasn't what he meant by "pass". Q: Brown Gravy, to Joe. On Three. Hut. Hut HUT! (Toss) A: Aces Three Corner Sasquatch. On two. Quote
BoloOfEarth Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Aces Three Corner Sasquatch. On two. Q: What's the strangest order you've ever had at this delicatessan? A: Rosebud. Henri. Hold the mustard. (Rep if you know where that came from) Quote
Basil Posted October 20, 2007 Report Posted October 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rosebud. Henri. Hold the mustard. Q: What meal did Citizen Caine order on his deathbed? A: It happens every other night. That's why it didn't happen tonight. (Rep if you know where that came from) No idea. Quote
Tim Posted October 20, 2007 Report Posted October 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It happens every other night. That's why it didn't happen tonight. Q: Did Pinky and the Brain take over the world? A: If it happened at all. Quote
Psybolt Posted October 20, 2007 Report Posted October 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: If it happened at all. Q: How would you explain the Colorado Rockies trip to the World Series? A: Reign of Fire in the Sky Quote
Uber Posted October 20, 2007 Report Posted October 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Reign of Fire in the Sky Q: What does George Bush dream about every night. A: Last I knew.....the Zebras were the only ones who had it. Quote
Psybolt Posted October 20, 2007 Report Posted October 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Last I knew.....the Zebras were the only ones who had it. Q: Hey Tom Brady! Who has the key to the replay booth? A: That little Ryan will love to do that! Quote
Sundog Posted October 21, 2007 Report Posted October 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey Tom Brady! Who has the key to the replay booth? A: That little Ryan will love to do that! Q: Hey, teacher, you got any kids who'll mind manning our home built rocket? Gotta be ones that won't be missed, if you know what I mean. A: A can of coke, a bag of popcorn, and thou. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2007 Report Posted October 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A can of coke' date=' a bag of popcorn, and thou.[/quote'] Q: What's the perfect accompaniment to my rental of Transformers? A: It could be worse. It could be Eragon. Quote
Sundog Posted October 21, 2007 Report Posted October 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the perfect accompaniment to my rental of Transformers? A: It could be worse. It could be Eragon. Q: You're evil! Why couldn't you tell me this was the AMERICAN Godzilla? A: Presidential deflection. Quote
Psybolt Posted October 21, 2007 Report Posted October 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Presidential deflection. Q: What was Karl Rove's nickname? A: Man-Eating Cow and the Infinity Guantlet Quote
Asperion Posted October 21, 2007 Report Posted October 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Man-Eating Cow and the Infinity Guantlet Q: What is the silliest entity that Marvel has ever come up with? A: Red Gownis was here. Quote
Psybolt Posted October 21, 2007 Report Posted October 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Red Gownis was here. Q: Who???? A: Back up and throw short Quote
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