Pariah Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sometimes madness is the only sanity. Q: Have you been listening to gothic metal again? A: 'Healthy' is not the first word I'd use to describe her, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you been listening to gothic metal again? A: 'Healthy' is not the first word I'd use to describe her, no. Q: What's your opinion of Paris Hilton's mental health? A: Measure twice, cut once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Measure twice' date=' cut once.[/quote'] Q: What's the first ting you learn in Medical School about circumcisions? A: If I were you, I'd put down the bear cub. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I were you' date=' I'd put down the bear cub. Now.[/quote'] Q: So, how exactly does one compete in Ursine Insults? A: You think your plays on words are comedies, but trust me, they're tragedies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You think your plays on words are comedies' date=' but trust me, they're tragedies.[/quote'] Q: So we'll be shot instead of hung, but that's good. No noose is good noose, right? A: No moose is good moose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No moose is good moose. Q: What do they say about drag racing on lonely roads in Alaska? A: Our gaff-rigged topgallant mizzen Bermuda ketch staysail jib lost its luff while we were three sheets to the wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Our gaff-rigged topgallant mizzen Bermuda ketch staysail jib lost its luff while we were three sheets to the wind. Q: What were the last words of Black Bob Mumbles the Pirate? A: It's a Man's life in the British Dental Association! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sometimes madness is the only sanity. Q: Why are you trying to go crazy?? A: It wasn't the octopus's garden it was in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It wasn't the octopus's garden it was in. Q: You found a Spanish treasure ship in your neighbor's garden? A: Everybody hurts, sometimes. Some just hurt more than others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everybody hurts' date=' sometimes. Some just hurt more than others.[/quote'] Q: You beat up a whole bunch of people. What do you ahve to say before I pass sentence? A: Blood on the streets coming up to my ankles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blood on the streets coming up to my ankles! Q: You just woke up screaming from a nightmare! What was it about? A: It's found in Los Angeles, and nowhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's found in Los Angeles' date=' and nowhere else.[/quote'] Q: Where is there a Clippers fan? A: It's a small world after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a small world after all. Q: Why did Astronomers remove Pluto from the list of Planets? A: An elastic man and a metamorph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: An elastic man and a metamorph Q: What does it take to keep Lady Vixen satisfied? A: I can't believe I just said that. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does it take to keep Lady Vixen satisfied? A: I can't believe I just said that. Sorry. Q: Did you really just tell J Jonah Jameson that "No News is Good News"? A: Including a kilt improves our ratings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you really just tell J Jonah Jameson that "No News is Good News"? A: Including a kilt improves our ratings. Q: How does the WWE justify employing the Highlanders and Rowdy Roddy Pipper ? A: Rocky and Bullwinkle are looking for an upsidasium mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How does the WWE justify employing the Highlanders and Rowdy Roddy Pipper ? A: Rocky and Bullwinkle are looking for an upsidasium mine. Q: Whay are Boris and Natasha trying on parachutes? A: It was a time of Tribble Victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a time of Tribble Victory. Q: What will the first few words of the "Requiem for the Hero Boards" be? A: I can't believe how frickin' tired I am right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't believe how frickin' tired I am right now. Q: You are falling asleep at your desk because you were participating in an orgy that lasted all night? A: There are worse ways of going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are worse ways of going. Q: Are you really going to ride a yak all the way to Piscataway? A: You just had to go and open your mouth, didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You just had to go and open your mouth' date=' didn't you?[/quote'] Q: And what was rated Number One on the Top Ten List of Questions Not To Ask Black Bolt? A: The Scone of Stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Scone of Stone. Q: What is the seat of the High King of the Dwarves? A: High Crimes and Misdemeanors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: High Crimes and Misdemeanors. Q: Name two things without which there would be no need for superheroes. A: Here, I believe these belong to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here' date=' I believe these belong to you.[/quote'] Q: Have you seen a pair of paisley jeans with flower prints lately? A: She moves in mysterious ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: She moves in mysterious ways. Q: Every time the Double-Jointed Lady walks by, what thought goes through your mind? A: Perforated. Frequently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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