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Re: Answers & Questions

 

A: Perforated. Frequently.

 

Q: How does my friend with the 9-month-old twins describe herself?

(True story: She signed off her last e-mail as 'The Perforated One'. Gotta love teething infants.)

 

A: It didn't hurt as badly as I thought it would.

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Q: Hey Mr. Hammond, how can you be talking about profits at this time?

 

A: Turbo boost now KITT. :earth:

 

 

Q: Michael, what are you doing with that Dynamite? Oh No! {KA-BOOM!}

 

A: Not as sharp as a conventional scalpel, but a thousand times as cool.

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A: THIS is why you don't cross the streams.

 

Q: What do you say to me when we were peeing in the woods on a windy day?

 

A: Rather wordy' date=' actually.[/quote']

 

Q: What was the worst part about eating an entire dictionary?

 

A: He's playing soccer with the decapitated head of the last person to ask that question.

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Q: You haven't shot Mr. Cairo yet. What are you waiting for?

 

What did Mr. Cairo ever do to you? :D

 

A: Let me wipe that off your tie.

 

Q: Have I told you how great today's soup is?

 

A: Oh no, it's Bowling Pin Girl again.

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What did Mr. Cairo ever do to you? :D

 

Well, for one thing he's pointing a gun at me, sweating profusely and telling me I don;t scare him. :)

 

 

 

A: Oh no, it's Bowling Pin Girl again.

 

Q: Did they scrape the bottom of the superhero barrel again?

 

A: The stuff that dreams are made of.

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