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Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly

Q: As a jeweler, what was the most unusual thing you ever had requested?

 

A: Pepperoni, hold the motor oil.

 

Q. How does Marvin the Paranoid Android prefer his pizza?

 

A. Because piano wire chafes.

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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: Why did you change your costume?

 

A: They hatch from eggs literate, fully educated, and dressed in tuxedos.

 

 

Q. Where do soap opera actors come from?

 

A. Yes, but not as long as you're holding that microphone.

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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: Is it ever warm in Scotland?

 

A: Peanuts might work, but I couldn't be sure.

 

Q. Are Charlie Brown and his friends ever going to get off welfare?

 

A. Yes, but you have to beat them regularly if you ever intend to get use out of them.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Q: What was the Master of Oliver Twist's orphanage once overheard saying to his friends?

 

A: The Crimson-Maned Cruller Craver

 

Q. Who was scheduled to be the villain in the very next episode of the Tick animated series, had it not been cancelled?

 

 

A. Its not just the dance-steps that trick you up, its the chainsaw juggling.

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

Q: What caused the first fatality on the new Star Search?

 

A: "Central Processor damaged, self-destruct sequence initiated."

 

 

Q. What are likely to be Al Gore's final words?

 

A. That's why it lags like a mother sometimes.

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Originally posted by Shadowpup

A: Because it bounces better

Question: Um, Foxbat... why did you just encase Defender in the steel, and not the concrete, ball before tossing him out of the plane?

 

Answer: An Oxford unabridged dictionary and a rabbid New Zealand Moose

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Originally posted by Klytus

Question: For $100,000, would you be willing to do gay porn?

 

Answer: Seven times before they finally got it right.

 

Q: How many times wer the ballots counted in Florida?

 

A: Two women, a duck, and melted cheese.

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

Q: What did Mcgyver use to make C-4 last week?

 

A: The Evil Overlord's Pet Monster.

 

Q. What is the source of the massive veterinary dentistry bill that Lord Darkhharm the Conquerer just received?

 

 

A. Blue jeans and blue genes.

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