Klytus Posted August 18, 2003 Author Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: Perfume from Brazil, but not by choice. Question: After your last Twilight Zone style adventure, what was the one thing your character was left wearing at the end? A: Gem encrusted earwigs Quote
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: Gem encrusted earwigs Q: As a jeweler, what was the most unusual thing you ever had requested? A: Pepperoni, hold the motor oil. Quote
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: As a jeweler, what was the most unusual thing you ever had requested? A: Pepperoni, hold the motor oil. Q. How does Marvin the Paranoid Android prefer his pizza? A. Because piano wire chafes. Quote
Mark Taylor Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. How does Marvin the Paranoid Android prefer his pizza? A. Because piano wire chafes. Q: Why did you change your costume? A: They hatch from eggs literate, fully educated, and dressed in tuxedos. Quote
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: Why did you change your costume? A: They hatch from eggs literate, fully educated, and dressed in tuxedos. Q. Where do soap opera actors come from? A. Yes, but not as long as you're holding that microphone. Quote
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Yes, but not as long as you're holding that microphone. Q: Will you yodel? A: Not in any month with an "R" in its name. Quote
Mark Taylor Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Will you yodel? A: Not in any month with an "R" in its name. Q: Is it ever warm in Scotland? A: Peanuts might work, but I couldn't be sure. Quote
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: Is it ever warm in Scotland? A: Peanuts might work, but I couldn't be sure. Q. Are Charlie Brown and his friends ever going to get off welfare? A. Yes, but you have to beat them regularly if you ever intend to get use out of them. Quote
Klytus Posted August 18, 2003 Author Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Yes, but you have to beat them regularly if you ever intend to get use out of them. Q: What was the Master of Oliver Twist's orphanage once overheard saying to his friends? A: The Crimson-Maned Cruller Craver Quote
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What was the Master of Oliver Twist's orphanage once overheard saying to his friends? A: The Crimson-Maned Cruller Craver Q. Who was scheduled to be the villain in the very next episode of the Tick animated series, had it not been cancelled? A. Its not just the dance-steps that trick you up, its the chainsaw juggling. Quote
Cybernaut Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Its not just the dance-steps that trick you up, its the chainsaw juggling. Q: What caused the first fatality on the new Star Search? A: "Central Processor damaged, self-destruct sequence initiated." Quote
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Q: What caused the first fatality on the new Star Search? A: "Central Processor damaged, self-destruct sequence initiated." Q. What are likely to be Al Gore's final words? A. That's why it lags like a mother sometimes. Quote
Old Man Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Q: Did the guys at SWG really load their servers with anything from Microsoft? A: Because it bounces better Quote
Klytus Posted August 18, 2003 Author Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Shadowpup A: Because it bounces better Question: Um, Foxbat... why did you just encase Defender in the steel, and not the concrete, ball before tossing him out of the plane? Answer: An Oxford unabridged dictionary and a rabbid New Zealand Moose Quote
Old Man Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Q: My car! What did you do to my car?! A: A Lamborghini Mercielago Quote
Klytus Posted August 18, 2003 Author Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Shadowpup Q: My car! What did you do to my car?! A: A Lamborghini Mercielago Q: What is another non-sequiter having to do with automobiles? A: The big films, movie stars, and fish. Quote
Enforcer84 Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What is another non-sequiter having to do with automobiles? A: The big films, movie stars, and fish. Q. What would look nice at the bottom of the ocean? A. Well, yes, but only if I can wear my Ace Frehley Kiss Makeup. Quote
Klytus Posted August 18, 2003 Author Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A. Well, yes, but only if I can wear my Ace Frehley Kiss Makeup. Question: For $100,000, would you be willing to do gay porn? Answer: Seven times before they finally got it right. Quote
Tim Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Question: For $100,000, would you be willing to do gay porn? Answer: Seven times before they finally got it right. Q: How many times wer the ballots counted in Florida? A: Two women, a duck, and melted cheese. Quote
aylwin13 Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Two women, a duck, and melted cheese. Q: What were the props used in J-Lo's last music video? A: Yes, but the frog and the rabbit wait outside. Quote
Mark Taylor Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: What were the props used in J-Lo's last music video? A: Yes, but the frog and the rabbit wait outside. Q: "May I bring my broomstick?" asked the witch. A: Oh come on, it's only a little one! Quote
aylwin13 Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: Oh come on, it's only a little one! Q: I don't like cockroaches. Do I have to eat it? A: Ants, peanut butter and a toothbrush. Quote
Cybernaut Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 A: Ants, peanut butter and a toothbrush. Q: What did Mcgyver use to make C-4 last week? A: The Evil Overlord's Pet Monster. Quote
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Q: What did Mcgyver use to make C-4 last week? A: The Evil Overlord's Pet Monster. Q. What is the source of the massive veterinary dentistry bill that Lord Darkhharm the Conquerer just received? A. Blue jeans and blue genes. Quote
Mark Taylor Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What is the source of the massive veterinary dentistry bill that Lord Darkhharm the Conquerer just received? A. Blue jeans and blue genes. Q. How can you recognise royalty in exile? A. You leave me no option but to throw it into the lake. Quote
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