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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q. How can you recognise royalty in exile?

 

A. You leave me no option but to throw it into the lake.

 

Q. Are you going to pitch the priceless Ming vase into the lake, or are you going to stick your head into the flaming box filled with angry wasps?

 

A. A postcard from Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. Are you going to pitch the priceless Ming vase into the lake, or are you going to stick your head into the flaming box filled with angry wasps?

 

A. A postcard from Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland.

Q: What's this taped to the dead guy's chest?

 

A: Mail order brides, starting at $20.

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

Q: What's this taped to the dead guy's chest?

 

A: Mail order brides, starting at $20.

 

 

Q. What was the final solution to the buggery problem during the gold rush of 1849?

 

A. Winnie the Pooh in a big white goat costume.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. What was the final solution to the buggery problem during the gold rush of 1849?

 

A. Winnie the Pooh in a big white goat costume.

 

Q: What was Eeyores last Date?

 

A: A horse of a different colored feather.

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

Q: Dude, do you like see any wierd sh_t when you smoke this stuff?

 

Actually, the Winnie the Pooh dressed in a white goat suit is sitting next to a Winnie the Pooh dressed in a gray rat suit on my desk. Its part of the "Collectable Chinese Zodiac Pooh Series". I kid you not.

 

BTW, you missed again.

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

Did I? scroll up and have another look. :cool:

 

Yeah, sure. When it was originally posted it was a reply to my Winnie the Pooh answer. Never bullshit a bullshitter.

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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: So what's the difference with this Zen long jump thing again?

 

A: Tigers are really much better at it.

 

Q. Why aren't you having lions manufacture your nuclear weapons?

 

 

A. Yes, but that would be wrong.

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

Okay, you got me, but can you blame me for trying? :D

 

Nah... its not like we're competing contestants on a game show or anything. ;)

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Originally posted by Klytus

Q: Is it possible to have trained attack war hamsters wipe out the Iraqi resistance?

 

A: Tomato flavored frozen goodness.

 

 

Q. What slogan failed to win Bacardi's new flavor drink mix any sales?

 

A. No, that was the other Lee Harvey Oswald. The tall one.

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Originally posted by Hermit

Q> "Mr. Grond, I'm with Superhype. Is there any truth to the rumor you maybe... impotent?"

 

A. Mechanon, Sapphire, and an air freshener

 

Q. What did Fiacho take with him on his last road trip?

 

 

A. No, for I am immune to your puny attacks!

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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q. Aha! But my lightning bolt will kill you, will it not?

 

A. Every time the fish swim upside down.

 

 

Q. Do you ever get the feeling that your aquarium is part of the Twilight Zone?

 

 

A. You're thinking of the Wright Brothers.

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