Cybernaut Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Damn, beat to the punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q. How can you recognise royalty in exile? A. You leave me no option but to throw it into the lake. Q. Are you going to pitch the priceless Ming vase into the lake, or are you going to stick your head into the flaming box filled with angry wasps? A. A postcard from Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Are you going to pitch the priceless Ming vase into the lake, or are you going to stick your head into the flaming box filled with angry wasps? A. A postcard from Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland. Q: What's this taped to the dead guy's chest? A: Mail order brides, starting at $20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Q: What's this taped to the dead guy's chest? A: Mail order brides, starting at $20. Q. What was the final solution to the buggery problem during the gold rush of 1849? A. Winnie the Pooh in a big white goat costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 dang....missed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim dang....missed 104 words per minute... and I have this list sitting open while I code web pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What was the final solution to the buggery problem during the gold rush of 1849? A. Winnie the Pooh in a big white goat costume. Q: What was Eeyores last Date? A: A horse of a different colored feather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: A horse of a different colored feather. Q: Dude, do you like see any wierd sh_t when you smoke this stuff? A: "Guns, lots of guns..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Q: Dude, do you like see any wierd sh_t when you smoke this stuff? Actually, the Winnie the Pooh dressed in a white goat suit is sitting next to a Winnie the Pooh dressed in a gray rat suit on my desk. Its part of the "Collectable Chinese Zodiac Pooh Series". I kid you not. BTW, you missed again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 BTW, you missed again. Did I? scroll up and have another look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Did I? scroll up and have another look. Yeah, sure. When it was originally posted it was a reply to my Winnie the Pooh answer. Never bullshit a bullshitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Q: Dude, do you like see any wierd sh_t when you smoke this stuff? A: "Guns, lots of guns..." Q: What was found in the back room of the local post office? A: Look only after you leap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What was found in the back room of the local post office? A: Look only after you leap. Q: So what's the difference with this Zen long jump thing again? A: Tigers are really much better at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: So what's the difference with this Zen long jump thing again? A: Tigers are really much better at it. Q. Why aren't you having lions manufacture your nuclear weapons? A. Yes, but that would be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Yeah, sure. When it was originally posted it was a reply to my Winnie the Pooh answer. Never bullshit a bullshitter. Okay, you got me, but can you blame me for trying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Okay, you got me, but can you blame me for trying? Nah... its not like we're competing contestants on a game show or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Yes, but that would be wrong. Q: Is it possible to have trained attack war hamsters wipe out the Iraqi resistance? A: Tomato flavored frozen goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Is it possible to have trained attack war hamsters wipe out the Iraqi resistance? A: Tomato flavored frozen goodness. Q. What slogan failed to win Bacardi's new flavor drink mix any sales? A. No, that was the other Lee Harvey Oswald. The tall one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What slogan failed to win Bacardi's new flavor drink mix any sales? A. No, that was the other Lee Harvey Oswald. The tall one. Q. Who's running for California Governor THIS week? A. Like a pitbull on steroids with a hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q. Who's running for California Governor THIS week? A. Like a pitbull on steroids with a hangover. Q: How do you describe how the Frat boy holds on to the toilet after a Kegger? A: Grond smash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: How do you describe how the Frat boy holds on to the toilet after a Kegger? A: Grond smash! Q> "Mr. Grond, I'm with Superhype. Is there any truth to the rumor you maybe... impotent?" A. Mechanon, Sapphire, and an air freshener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q> "Mr. Grond, I'm with Superhype. Is there any truth to the rumor you maybe... impotent?" A. Mechanon, Sapphire, and an air freshener Q. What did Fiacho take with him on his last road trip? A. No, for I am immune to your puny attacks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What did Fiacho take with him on his last road trip? A. No, for I am immune to your puny attacks! Q. Aha! But my lightning bolt will kill you, will it not? A. Every time the fish swim upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q. Aha! But my lightning bolt will kill you, will it not? A. Every time the fish swim upside down. Q. Do you ever get the feeling that your aquarium is part of the Twilight Zone? A. You're thinking of the Wright Brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Q. Who makes that great domestic beer? A. "The Chocloate factory is yours!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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