Pariah Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Polka-dotted is this year's green. Q - The Packers are wearing WHAT next season?! A - That's two hours of my life I'll never get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - The Packers are wearing WHAT next season?! A - That's two hours of my life I'll never get back. Q: You watched Batman: The Musical? (No idea if there is such a thing) A: Time travel is, in this case, the solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Time travel is' date=' in this case, the solution.[/quote'] Q: My power bill was due yesterday! What can I do? A: Lest we forget how dangerous cattle can actually be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My power bill was due yesterday! What can I do? A: Lest we forget how dangerous cattle can actually be! Q: Why do you have *"Cows with Guns" on infinite loop? A: Chickens in choppers! *An actual song. Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Chickens in choppers! Q: "Hell's Leghorns"? What's that? A: War Pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: War Pigs. Q: Whats worse than being called "war dogs"? A: Pleading for a bullet between the trojans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pleading for a bullet between the trojans. Q - What has the rest of the PAC-10 conference been doing for the past seven football seasons? A - That was way too easy. You could have at least tried to make it a challenge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - That was way too easy. You could have at least tried to make it a challenge! Q: What makes you think you have a Monty Haul campaign? What did the players say about fighting Asmodeous and all the other lords of the 9 Hells? A: Only after breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only after breakfast. Q: Ready for lunch, sire? A: It was a rather sharp mango, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a rather sharp mango' date=' sir.[/quote'] Q - Out $300 billion battleship was destroyed in a collision with a mango?! A - Never without my permission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Never without my permission. Q: When may I do things of my own initiative, Sir? A: That rather violates the whole purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That rather violates the whole purpose. Q: We can save the lives of brain cancer patients with amputation! That will always -- why are you looking at me like that? A: Too cute to live. Too young to die. My my! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We can save the lives of brain cancer patients with amputation! That will always -- why are you looking at me like that? A: Too cute to live. Too young to die. My my! Q: Why do you hate puppies? A: You sank my battleship! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You sank my battleship! Q: Daddy, why won't you let me play with my radio-controlled icebergs? A: I was on an unsinkable ship once. Wound up clinging to an iceberg. Wasn't half cold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was on an unsinkable ship once. Wound up clinging to an iceberg. Wasn't half cold! Q: Why are you booking passage on a knorr rather than a big steel liner? A: Flamethower airborne!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flamethower airborne!! Q: You got rid of the mosquitoes with WHAT? A: You should know better than to pick up a chick in a dungeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You should know better than to pick up a chick in a dungeon. Q: How was *I* supposed to know she was really a medusa? A: Only when you laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only when you laugh. Q: Am I really putting entire cities into a state of utter panic? A: The Golden Rule -- He who has the Gold makes the Rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Golden Rule -- He who has the Gold makes the Rules. Q: Golden Rule? Is that some sort of measuing tape for jewelry chains? A: They break the law to bring you ... fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: They break the law to bring you ... fish. Q: What do you mean this is literally "poached salmon"? A: I am the Master. You will obey me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am the Master. You will obey me. Q: Bark bark bark! Woof! Arf arf? A: Leptons have nothing to do with leprosy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Leptons have nothing to do with leprosy. Q: We've been exposed to them? How soon will our bodies become all squishy and bits start falling off? A: And after you've signed the contract stating that you intend to sign the contract, you'll have to sign the contract, and then sign this contract stating that the person who signed the contract really is you. And then sign this affidavit that you are who you said you are. And provide 12 forms of photo identification. To our office in Guam. In person. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And after you've signed the contract stating that you intend to sign the contract, you'll have to sign the contract, and then sign this contract stating that the person who signed the contract really is you. And then sign this affidavit that you are who you said you are. And provide 12 forms of photo identification. To our office in Guam. In person. Q: And I can finally get the cheeseburger when....? A: Nothing you can say that you can't learn how to play the game. It's easy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And I can finally get the cheeseburger when....? A: Nothing you can say that you can't learn how to play the game. It's easy! Q: So, how hard is it to learn Go? A: ...And lastly, free cheeseburgers for all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...And lastly' date=' free cheeseburgers for all![/quote'] Q - So your pipe dream included an end to Republican/Democratic bickering, a date with Gillian Anderson, and what else? A - That's how I know you're insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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