Narf the Mouse Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - So your pipe dream included an end to Republican/Democratic bickering, a date with Gillian Anderson, and what else? A - That's how I know you're insane. Q: Foxbat for Emperer! A: What we need now is a weasel, a fox and a rabid wolverine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: What we need now is a weasel' date=' a fox and a rabid wolverine.[/quote'] Q: OK, we use a chainsaw for the Tin Woodsman. How will we fill out the characters in our remake of Wizard of Oz? A: Remember? The house fell on your sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Remember? The house fell on your sister. Q: Why is the yard such a mess? A: Now I know I had too much to drink last night... Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now I know I had too much to drink last night... Doc Q: But you don't have a water bed. A: Both sides of the bed were the wrong side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Both sides of the bed were the wrong side. Q: You mean I'm supposed to put the skunk oil on the underside of the mattress? A: Stinky cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stinky cheese. Q: What makes you think I cheated on my diet? A: Allergy season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Allergy season. Q: When Pollen beats Dander 3-2, what makes you think this isn't the playoffs? A: A cow? That is really very much a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A cow? That is really very much a surprise. Q: I shot it because it was in season. A: A fourteen-inch minimum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I shot it because it was in season. A: A fourteen-inch minimum. Q: How big of a gun do I need to join the Battleship Club? A: A bigger boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A bigger boat. Q: I just caught this Blue Whale! How do I get it home? A: Even the dinosaurs knew better than to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Even the dinosaurs knew better than to do that. Q: Did they go extinct from eating their own young? A: I couldn't resist the odds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I couldn't resist the odds. Q: Why does your bracket only include the 1, 3, and 5 seeds? Shouldn't you have a few 2s? A: And sometimes where you're seeded doesn't matter in the least, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does your bracket only include the 1, 3, and 5 seeds? Shouldn't you have a few 2s? A: And sometimes where you're seeded doesn't matter in the least, Q: When you're a blade of grass and eaten by a wildebeest. A: Talk backwards, I do not. Talk backwards, you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Talk backwards' date=' I do not. Talk backwards, you do.[/quote'] Q: Retsem Adoy, yhw od uoy klat sdrawkcab? A: A bag of hammers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A bag of hammers. Q: What's smarter than your 10th-level barbarian? A: That's not Pig-Latin. That's Cow-Russian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not Pig-Latin. That's Cow-Russian. Q - Half the Senators are speaking in Pig Latin. Must be time for that big vote. A - Toast. Toast! I just love saying toast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Toast. Toast! I just love saying toast! Q: That's the seventh time you've ordered toast. Haven't you had enough? A: Can't talk now. The computer's starting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Can't talk now. The computer's starting! Q - Your Windows boots up in, what, a day and a half? A - I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I just can't allow that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'm sorry' date=' Dave, but I'm afraid I just can't allow that.[/quote'] Q: Make me a turkey sandwich, HAL. With extra cheese. A: Feel like a cheeseburger? Funny, you're starting to look like a cheeseburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Feel like a cheeseburger? Funny' date=' you're starting to look like a cheeseburger.[/quote'] Q: Is the grill ready yet? I am so hungry, Mr. Dalmer. A: Look, it was an accident! I didn't expect his head to pop off like that! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is the grill ready yet? I am so hungry, Mr. Dalmer. A: Look, it was an accident! I didn't expect his head to pop off like that! Doc Q: So, does your home guillotine work? A: See Venice and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: See Venice and die. Q: London, France -- what's the last stop on the agenda? A: And sometimes it's better when your opponent has no idea you're gaming against him in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And sometimes it's better when your opponent has no idea you're gaming against him in the first place. Q: I love the feeling of playing chess while my enemy plays checkers - don't you agree? A: Re-re-reborn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Re-re-reborn. Q: You fell off the Karmic Wheel again? And what will that get you? A: The problem with some prophesies is that they mean whatever you want them to mean, and yet don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You fell off the Karmic Wheel again? And what will that get you? A: The problem with some prophesies is that they mean whatever you want them to mean, and yet don't. Q: You got "Something important will happen to you" in a fortune cookie? A: It really did fall off the back of a truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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