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A: What we need now is a weasel' date=' a fox and a rabid wolverine.[/quote']

 

Q: OK, we use a chainsaw for the Tin Woodsman. How will we fill out the characters in our remake of Wizard of Oz?

 

A: Remember? The house fell on your sister.

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A: Feel like a cheeseburger? Funny' date=' you're starting to look like a cheeseburger.[/quote']

 

Q: Is the grill ready yet? I am so hungry, Mr. Dalmer.

 

A: Look, it was an accident! I didn't expect his head to pop off like that!

 

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Q: You fell off the Karmic Wheel again? And what will that get you?

 

A: The problem with some prophesies is that they mean whatever you want them to mean, and yet don't.

Q: You got "Something important will happen to you" in a fortune cookie?

 

A: It really did fall off the back of a truck.

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