Klytus Posted March 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It really did fall off the back of a truck. Q: A likely story. Where did you really get this? A: Those were, indeed, my father's last words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: A likely story. Where did you really get this? A: Those were, indeed, my father's last words. Q: Did he really say "You're too yellow to shoot me."? A: Death before Dis, Honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Death before Dis' date=' Honor.[/quote'] Q: Will you please tell Adm. Harrington why you'd rather be shot than be insulted? A: That's not even a contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not even a contest. Q: Are you going to see the game between the New York Yankees and the Amsterdam Little League All-Stars? A: And that's when I hit him with the rock, Your Honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's when I hit him with the rock' date=' Your Honor.[/quote'] Q: And what was your weapon against Rimmer, Mr. Lister? A: It is rather sedimentary there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And what was your weapon against Rimmer, Mr. Lister? A: It is rather sedimentary there. Q: I take it you aren't a alluvial fan, then? A: Sixteen Tons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sixteen Tons. Q: So you're another day older and deeper in debt. Before I can file your Chapter 11 papers I need to know -- what did this? A: Tell me that you've got everything you want, and your bird can sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tell me that you've got everything you want' date=' [i']and[/i] your bird can sing. Q: OK, you raving loony... what do you want from me? A: I've no idea why, but OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've no idea why' date=' but OK.[/quote'] Q - After years of extensive research, I have determined that you, sir, are the least famous person alive today. May I have your autograph? A - There's got to be something seriously wrong with that woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - There's got to be something seriously wrong with that woman. Q: What does it say about your wife that you've stayed married for so long? A: I probably deserved that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I probably deserved that. Q: You just backtalked the President. Do you have anything to say about it? A: That was pure gobbledygook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was pure gobbledygook. Q: Bandersnatch kilkooly margtinia reklika! Hapu? Hapu? A: Even I, the Most Evil Being in the Cosmos, would never sink that low! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Bandersnatch kilkooly margtinia reklika! Hapu? Hapu? A: Even I, the Most Evil Being in the Cosmos, would never sink that low! Q: Eww, who farted in the airlock? A: Superman is pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Superman is pissed. Q - Did Clark really think he could keep up with Logan in a drinking game? A - It's not the lowest thing I've ever see, but close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's not the lowest thing I've ever see' date=' but close.[/quote'] Q: How was your vacation to the Dead Sea Depression? A: Obviously that isn't your real hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How was your vacation to the Dead Sea Depression? A: Obviously that isn't your real hair. Q: How do you like my Authentic Shattner Haircut? A: It was lovely, especially after we set off the bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was lovely' date=' especially after we set off the bomb.[/quote'] Q: So, V, how did you like the political rally? A: They're all under age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: They're all under age. Q: Come on! Why won't you let me give a Free Bud Light to everyone attending the prom? A: I certainly didn't expect the French inquisition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I certainly didn't expect the French inquisition! Q: YOU! FREEZE! What have you been doing with your tongue? TALK, YOU FIEND! We have ways of finding out! WHERE HAS THAT TONGUE OF YOURS BEEN!?! Why are you so shocked? Do you think we have not learned of your feelthy intrusive mannerisms, eh? Confess and it will go easier for you! Tell us who else has been putting their tongue into places where it should not go and we can ... ease your discomfort. Or, not, and WE WILL PUT IT TO THE FROZEN RAILROAD TRACK AND LET THE ENGINE SMASH YOUR HEAD LIKE A RANCID CASABA MELON! Ahh, you are surprised? What did you expect would happen, YOU FEELTHY TONGUE-EXPOSING PER-VERT!?! A: You cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters! Q: You're buying s new gas-powered donkey bottom biter. So what are you rep,lacing? A: And this, friend, is why atomic-powered Popsicles are a hard sell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this' date=' friend, is why atomic-powered Popsicles are a hard sell.[/quote'] Q: Are their heads supposed to melt like that when they start licking them? A: 93.7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: 93.7 Q: How many bucks do you get each week? A: A life of endless, grinding poverty, pain, misery and suffering would be Heaven compared to this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A life of endless' date=' grinding poverty, pain, misery and suffering would be Heaven compared to this![/quote'] Q: So how's your weekend with the in-laws going? A: Don't be so dang literal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't be so dang literal! Q - So if my house isn't made of glass, I can throw stones, right? A - Of course he's a madman. That's what makes him perfect for the job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Of course he's a madman. That's what makes him perfect for the job! Q: The Joker for President? Are you sure that is wise? A: Set phasers to frappe! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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