Michael Hopcroft Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've seen one post-apocalyptic mutated grizzly bear / wolverine hybrid with a bad attitude armed with twin 20mm miniguns' date=' you've seen 'em all.[/quote'] Q: OK, tell me honestly -- why is my Gamma World campaign so boring? A: I know you hate cockroaches. We all hate cockroaches. But you're taking it much too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK' date=' tell me honestly -- why is my [i']Gamma World[/i] campaign so boring? A: I know you hate cockroaches. We all hate cockroaches. But you're taking it much too far. Q: "Hey, Galactus? Yeah, I want you to eat something for me..." A: In this case, there really is such a thing as too much kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: In this case' date=' there really is such a thing as too much kill.[/quote'] Q: OK, we've wiped out all of the human race but us two, but should it bother me that we're both guys? A: Not even bacon would make this taste good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not even bacon would make this taste good. Q: Are you enjoying your Manure, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich? A: When I said I'd kill for a drink, I didn't mean it literally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: When I said I'd kill for a drink' date=' I didn't mean it literally![/quote'] Q: Why did you just threaten the bartender? A: In all honesty, the dress has nothing to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: In all honesty' date=' the dress has nothing to do with it.[/quote'] Q: Did you really just tell Kristie Alley her dress makes her look fat? A: And that, sir, is how I explain all the bruises and broken bones, plus the eye getting put out and the missing spleen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that' date=' sir, is how I explain all the bruises and broken bones, plus the eye getting put out and the missing spleen.[/quote'] Q: Did I really just tell Power Girl her outfit makes her look fat? A: Whatever you do, don't tell William Shatner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whatever you do' date=' don't tell William Shatner![/quote'] Q: Did I just hear that you got command of the Enterprise? A: The high-up low-down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The high-up low-down. Q: Didn't you know the mortality rate of Starfleet Admirals is something like 99%? A: because of the enormous commercial possibilities should he succeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Didn't you know the mortality rate of Starfleet Admirals is something like 99%? A: because of the enormous commercial possibilities should he succeed. Q: Why are you helping to conquer the world, when he's only going to sell it? A: ...I didn't know you could buy one of those on the black market! I mean, I knew you could buy a lot of stuff, but one of those!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...I didn't know you could buy one of those on the black market! I mean' date=' I knew you could buy a lot of stuff, but one of those!?![/quote'] Q: How do you like my new Iludium PU-238 Explosive Space Modulatoooooor? A: And this is the newest in our line of Blow-Up Planets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is the newest in our line of Blow-Up Planets. Q: Galactus is feeling lonely. What can you offer me? A: Point that thing somewhere else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Point that thing somewhere else! Q: Look! A +7 Rod of Blending! Isn't this cool, guys? A: I can't do anything. This brick is already asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't do anything. This brick is already asleep. Q: So, Mr Keith Maniac from Guatemala... I understand you can put bricks to sleep, entirely by hypnosis. Can you give us a demonstration on this brick right here? A: Kismet is staring at me while Karma sleeps on the couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Mr Keith Maniac from Guatemala... I understand you can put bricks to sleep, entirely by hypnosis. Can you give us a demonstration on this brick right here? A: Kismet is staring at me while Karma sleeps on the couch. Q: So, what's it like dating psychic twins? A: I'm not a mind reader, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not a mind reader' date=' you know.[/quote'] Q: Who does the Joker plan to kill next? Can you tell me? A: We gave peace a chance. Turns out we didn't like it much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: We gave peace a chance. Turns out we didn't like it much. Q: Since when did the hippies become war-mongers? A: A little dab will do you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A little dab will do you. Q: If a large blob will not "sex me up," who will? A: I built it from six tennis balls, a roll of duct tape, a broken VCR player, and a small silver ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I built it from six tennis balls' date=' a roll of duct tape, a broken VCR player, and a small silver ring.[/quote'] Q: And this is how you're going to blackmail the world into worshiping you? A: If you want the Yankees to go home, you should start by writing graffiti they can actually read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you want the Yankees to go home' date=' you should start by writing graffiti they can actually read.[/quote'] Q: "Yankeeoni ite domum!" A: No it doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: No it doesn't. Q - Does my favorite news radio station really need to do Tiger Woods Updates every fifteen minutes, all weekend long?* A - I have just the hardware for that. It's a little esoteric, but it'll work. -- * I'm listening to NPR this weekend instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Yankeeoni ite domum!" A: No it doesn't. Q: Does this blow up the Earth? A: That was a good plan, except for the part where WE ALL DIED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was a good plan' date=' except for the part where WE ALL DIED![/quote'] A - I have just the hardware for that. It's a little esoteric' date=' but it'll work.[/quote'] Q: OK, how do you two juvenile delinquents explain the entire junior class being turned into zombies that seek out and destroy algebra books? Was the test next week really that big a deal? A: Actually, what's needed here is a complete head transplant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' what's needed here is a complete head transplant.[/quote'] Q: Did you hear that Dick Cheney is getting a new heart? Maybe now he'll have a conscience... A: That was the wrong theme music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was the wrong theme music. Q: Why does Masterpiece Theatre open to the Liberty Bell March now? A: And when you start to truly believe that you are in fact a reincarnated trout, things like that tend to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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