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A: And when you start to truly believe that you are in fact a reincarnated trout' date=' things like that tend to happen.[/quote']

Q: I have a hook in my mouth, and I don't know why.

 

 

 

A: Not even a replica of a mask.

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A: I can hear it now -- the sounds of pizza in the night' date=' waiting to strike.[/quote']

 

Q - You insulted Pepperoni Girl, didn't you?

 

A - Another three inches, and it would have been awesome!

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A: I'd rather get in a cage with a rabid wolverine than face you in an Octagon.

 

Q - What's the matter, bub? You afraid to face me in the Octagon? >snikt<

 

A - At the end of the day, you'll be fine.

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A - At the end of the day' date=' you'll be fine.[/quote']

 

Q: What's the standard medical advice given to any troll regardless of their injuries (excepting damage from fire or acid)?

 

A: About 20 DVDs.

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A: Just go to the park and read a book. You'll feel better. Unless' date=' of course, it's snowing.[/quote']

 

Q - It's too cold to sit around in here and watch TV all day. What shall we do?

 

A - Bless every single hair on his head.

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Q: What's a good veiled insult for Lex Luthor?

 

A: So dull, it makes a bowling ball look like a scalpel.

Q: Want to watch "Ode To A Drying, Painted Wall"?

 

A: I dunno, stabbing a pin in my ear sounds good right about now.

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A: I dunno' date=' stabbing a pin in my ear sounds good right about now.[/quote']

 

Q - You hired a Nirvana cover band? Why?!

 

A - Be careful as you pass. Move along, move along.

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Q - You hired a Nirvana cover band? Why?!

 

A - Be careful as you pass. Move along, move along.

Q: Hey, Gav! Were you able to disarm the traps?

 

A: Why does everyone look at the rogue when things get stolen? I put all my points into Diplomacy, honest!

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A: Why does everyone look at the rogue when things get stolen? I put all my points into Diplomacy' date=' honest![/quote']

 

Q: Can you explain how I'm suddenly down to two supply centers?

 

A: A joke so obscure that even the one who wrote it doesn't get it.

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A: A joke so obscure that even the one who wrote it doesn't get it.

 

Q: So you tricked the second-order fictional character ... that is, a character who doesn't actually exist even in the context of the fiction cartoon strip in which he appears ... who happens to be a strict literalist, to engage in an argument that begins with the supposition that the character doesn't exist? And so he vanished and went unseen for months? Can you explain to me how this is funny?

 

A: To explain it not only would kill the joke, it'd kill the entire readership ... and no one would notice or care.

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A: Who would have thought fifteen minutes could seem so long....

 

Q: So your wife is forcing you to spend time with your Mother-IN-Law?

 

A: Some things are worth dying for.

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Q: Is that a triple cheeseburger with extra bacon?

 

A: Oh, please! I didn't tell you to use the cannon.

 

Q: I got rid of the squirel in your house, why are you complaining?

 

A: Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name...

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A: Our Father' date=' who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name...[/quote']

 

Q: Whaddyamean you boys were just talking to your dad, Hallowed Smith? I thought he was dead?

 

A: It never had a chance.

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A: It never had a chance.

 

Q - So, did the state legislature ever pass that Ethics Reform bill?

 

A - That is never, ever going to happen.

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Q: Want some Seattle Mariners World Series tickets?

 

A: With no direction home. Like a complete unknown. Like a rolling stone.

Q: So, how's the quantum uncertainty drive treating you?

 

A: I'm not quite sure how that works.

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