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A: Destroying the Moon is my way to prove I love you.

 

Q: I said that I wanted a definite proof of your feelings, and this what is it that you do?!

 

A: The clue is the Mall.

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A: Oh' date=' sorry, my caplock wasn't stuck.[/quote']

 

Q - How do you expect the trolls to respect you if you use sensible language and reasoned arguments?

 

A - I've seen it before. It's not pretty.

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Q - How do you expect the trolls to respect you if you use sensible language and reasoned arguments?

 

A - I've seen it before. It's not pretty.

Q: So, the museum is showing Picasso's Portrait of Ugly?

 

A: I have an axe. The axe can burn with fire. I have an axe. The axe can burn with acid.

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A: The man in the crowd with the multi-colored mirrors on his hobnail boots.

Q: Well, it wasn't you or I, so who did kill the Kennedy's?

 

 

A: Nine hundred thousand tons of steel, made to roll.

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A: well' date=' I speak LOUDLY, and I carry a BIGGER Stick! And I use it, too![/quote']

Q #1: There's a guy out here with a stick and he's yelling about how he's going to beat you up; how do you feel about that?

A: Wax on. Wax off.

Q #2: So how do keep that bigger stick looking so good?

 

 

A: I have become comfortably dumb.

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A: Of course' date=' it helps that I'm a super-genius. Makes things more exciting that way.[/quote']

 

Q - Roadrunner hunting? That's your big hobby?

 

A - Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.

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A: That's what happens when you put IC chips in home appliances.

 

Q - How did you get multiple compound fractures just making breakfast?

 

A - We've found that witness you've been looking for, but I don't think he's going to be much help.

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A - We've found that witness you've been looking for' date=' but I don't think he's going to be much help.[/quote']

 

Q: Why are you calling me from the morgue?

 

A: Too much life insurance.

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A: I don't think you're going to collect on that policy.

 

Q: Did you know that I got a policy on the destruction of the Moon?

 

A: We are now bringing you Moonicide.

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Q: What are you doing? What did Usagi Tsukino ever do to you?

 

A: You don't look different, but you have changed. I'm looking through you -- you're not the same!

Q: What do you think of my Translucency Serum?

 

A: Kill da Wabbit, Kill da Wabbit, Kiiiil Da Wabbit...

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A: Kill da Wabbit' date=' Kill da Wabbit, Kiiiil Da Wabbit...[/quote']

 

Q: What's your partner saying to make you think he isn't taking this manhunt seriously?

 

A: It turns out you really can smell that.

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A: It turns out you really can smell that.

 

Q: What is your response to people who say their S*** don't stink?

 

A: 200 days of Knights

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