Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: 200 days of Knights Q: What's the most monotonous part of the draconian diet? A: There are times when a crowbar is no help whatsoever, and this is one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are times when a crowbar is no help whatsoever' date=' and this is one of them.[/quote'] Q: What are you going to use to dig to the center of the Earth? A: [Jaws theme] There is no problem here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: [Jaws theme] There is no problem here. Q: Giant octopus? WHAT giant octopus? A: I said i wanted megafauna, not megaflora! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Giant octopus? WHAT giant octopus? A: I said i wanted megafauna, not megaflora! Q: Your Redwood delivery, Sir. A: And, it'll eat Godzilli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And' date=' it'll eat Godzilli.[/quote'] Q: Yeah, yeah, I've heard the pitch already. So what's so great about this grey goo you want to sell me? A: The singular of dice is douse. Never say die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Yeah' date=' yeah, I've heard the pitch already. So what's so great about this grey goo you want to sell me? A: The singular of dice is douse. Never say die! Q: Would you like to buy this thousand-sided die? A: We're being overrun by hordes of Meece! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: We're being overrun by hordes of Meece! Q: Wow! You're saying Savoir Faire really is everywhere? A: That was one complication of time travel I did not anticipate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was one complication of time travel I did not anticipate. Q - Okay, so where do we get uranium-238 in colonial Belize? A - Just be truthful, man, it's everything that counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Just be truthful' date=' man, it's everything that counts.[/quote'] Q: I'm in love with a super hero! We've been dating secretly for months, but she still doesn't know that I'm her arch-nemesis AND the man who killed her father. What am I going to do? A: I think that went really well. A few years in the hospital and you'll be right as rain. Or at least the same consistency. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think that went really well. A few years in the hospital and you'll be right as rain. Or at least the same consistency. Q: OW! Why didn't you tell me the Hulk was enraged by purple? A: Pick up my guitar and play, just like yesterday. Then I'll get on my knees and pray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pick up my guitar and play' date=' just like yesterday. Then I'll get on my knees and pray.[/quote'] Q: What is the typical daily routine for Christian rock-band guitarists? A: It was a sold out show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a sold out show. Q - Why would you even WANT tickets for the Apocalypse? A - I'd hit that. No, seriously. Give me my club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'd hit that. No' date=' seriously. Give me my club.[/quote'] Q: Isn't that the sweetest little baby seal you ever saw? A: We have to kill farm animals. It's the only way to get the meat off them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: We have to kill farm animals. It's the only way to get the meat off them. Q: I get that you're heading over to the vet school. What I don't get is why you're taking a machete, a blow torch, a tablecloth, and a place setting. What are you up to? A: My grandmother hits harder than that! And she's got those teeny tiny fists, too! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: My grandmother hits harder than that! And she's got those teeny tiny fists' date=' too![/quote'] Q: What did Superman say to the really, really stupid mugger? A: Say the word I'm thinking of! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Say the word I'm thinking of! Q: How did you get Black Adam to say Shazam? A: Not the sort of test you can study for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not the sort of test you can study for. Q: What do you mean my house is full of lead paint? Couldn't you have given me a chance to prepare? A: Here we are now. Entertain us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here we are now. Entertain us. Q - You mean he's not saying "Here we are now, in containers?" What's he really saying? A - You have no hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - You mean he's not saying "Here we are now, in containers?" What's he really saying? A - You have no hope. Q: We have plenty of faith and charity, what's wrong? A: Charismatic you're not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Charismatic you're not. Q: so what do you think of my plan to save the country by giving everyone extra milk? and why are you ignoring me? A: She said that she worked in the morning and started to laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: She said that she worked in the morning and started to laugh. Q: What makes you think Paris Hilton has no respect for us normal working stiffs? A: I told her I didn't, and crawled off to sleep in the bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I told her I didn't' date=' and crawled off to sleep in the bath.[/quote'] Q: So, Aquaman, what'd you do when the woman you picked up said she liked orgiastic sex out on the Sahara dunes? A: The sand gets into such inconvenient places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The sand gets into such inconvenient places. Q: Why does my pizza taste like it's been to the beach? A: Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain. Q: Tell me, Mr. French Bread, why everyone in your classes begins with a barefoot run through hot coals? A: It doesn't seem like marshmallows would make such good incendiaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It doesn't seem like marshmallows would make such good incendiaries. Q: The Stay-Puffed man is on fire?!? A: And now you too can make yourself look like a complete and total jackass in front of the entire nation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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