Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Varmits! Q: And I ask again -- why the thermonuclear weapons in the apartment? A: I'm only going to say this once -- RASATAKA ARBUL ZOOK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm only going to say this once -- RASATAKA ARBUL ZOOK! Q: What is the most amusing and weird thing that you could say about the collapse of the town center? A: Quincy with Matlock touched by Hawkeye Pierce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Quincy with Matlock touched by Hawkeye Pierce. Q: What do you call a martini-guzzling Southern forensic surgeon whose a staunch pacifist with a brilliant legal mind? A: Buddha made me do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Buddha made me do it! Q - How can you just sit there passively after what that guy did to you? A - More precious than a pot of gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - More precious than a pot of gold. Q: Why do you keep on caressing that ring? It doesn't fit you anyway, so what is it to you, anyway? A: You really shouldn't have eaten that last Double Down, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you keep on caressing that ring? It doesn't fit you anyway, so what is it to you, anyway? A: You really shouldn't have eaten that last Double Down, you know. Q: What are doing with that flaky crust and bacony interior? A: The cane of injustice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The cane of injustice. Q: What do you use to make the sweet syrup if iniquity? A: wouldn't you know it? They're all sold out of my new book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you use to make the sweet syrup if iniquity? A: wouldn't you know it? They're all sold out of my new book! Q: So, how's your self-published print run going? A: ...Emphasis on "book". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...Emphasis on "book". Q: Well, I read magazines a lot; does that count? A: I thought it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I thought it did. Q: What is that magic statement that granted you amazing abilities? A: This soulation had that opinion too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I thought it did. Q: Your new car seems to have lost a few parts. It did have tires, doors, seats, and an engine when you bought it, right? A: This soulation had that opinion too. Q: Your religious philosophy textbook has answers in the back of the book? But you can't solve metaphysical problems with logic! A: I'm still trying to figure out why they left the stereo. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm still trying to figure out why they left the stereo. Q: Have you found all your missing furniture? A: And thus we learned how to use fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you found all your missing furniture? A: And thus we learned how to use fire. Q: "Hi, Prometheus Hotline, how may I help you?" A: Everything but the rocket chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everything but the rocket chair. Q: Got all your super-villain gear at the ready, Mr. Gru? A: Just because he's a bad guy doesn't make hum a bad guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Got all your super-villain gear at the ready, Mr. Gru? A: Just because he's a bad guy doesn't make hum a bad guy. Q: He's evil. He probably hums evil, too. A: My duties are largely ceremonial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: My duties are largely ceremonial. Q: So, Ko-Ko, what's the best thing about being Lord High Executioner of Titipu? A: A dignified and potent officer, whose functions are particularly vital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A dignified and potent officer' date=' whose functions are particularly vital.[/quote'] Q - You're a toilet attendant? A - I wish I cared, really, I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I wish I cared' date=' really, I do.[/quote'] Q: Did you hear that your ex has an incurable terminal illness, and will die a slow, horrid, and agonizing death? A: The whole town did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickael Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The whole town did. Q : Were you part of the people that knew before me that I was fired ? A : Don't worry, it's just nitrogen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A : Don't worry' date=' it's just nitrogen...[/quote'] Q: Are you sure it's safe to give people deoxygenated air in their diving rigs? A: You got the sign wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q : Were you part of the people that knew before me that I was fired ? A : Don't worry, it's just nitrogen... Q: What are you pouring into that glycerin? ...It's inert. A: So, is that a chemical success or a chemical failure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You got the sign wrong. Q: Deer Curifixes? A: So, is that a chemical success or a chemical failure? Q: And if we smash these hydrogen and oxygen atoms together, shall we see what happens? A: And don't be so pretentious! Call it water like everyone else does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And if we smash these hydrogen and oxygen atoms together, shall we see what happens? A: And don't be so pretentious! Call it water like everyone else does! Q: How's your work on Burnt Hydrogen going? A: Well, that's odd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' that's odd...[/quote'] Q: 272, 286 and 233 are very similar, right? A: And that, you honor, is why I blew up the dentist's office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: 272, 286 and 233 are very similar, right? A: And that, you honor, is why I blew up the dentist's office. Q: Well, I arrived at a quarter past four and I heard a lot of evil laughter. I took a peek in the back and saw a couple of green humanoids cackling about mind control in teeth implants... A: None of them are divisible by three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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