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A: I'm only going to say this once -- RASATAKA ARBUL ZOOK!

 

Q: What is the most amusing and weird thing that you could say about the collapse of the town center?

 

A: Quincy with Matlock touched by Hawkeye Pierce.

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A: Quincy with Matlock touched by Hawkeye Pierce.

 

Q: What do you call a martini-guzzling Southern forensic surgeon whose a staunch pacifist with a brilliant legal mind?

 

A: Buddha made me do it!

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A: Buddha made me do it!

 

Q - How can you just sit there passively after what that guy did to you?

 

A - More precious than a pot of gold.

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Q: Why do you keep on caressing that ring? It doesn't fit you anyway, so what is it to you, anyway?

 

A: You really shouldn't have eaten that last Double Down, you know.

 

Q: What are doing with that flaky crust and bacony interior?

 

A: The cane of injustice.

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A: I thought it did.

 

Q: Your new car seems to have lost a few parts. It did have tires, doors, seats, and an engine when you bought it, right?

 

A: This soulation had that opinion too.

 

Q: Your religious philosophy textbook has answers in the back of the book? But you can't solve metaphysical problems with logic!

 

A: I'm still trying to figure out why they left the stereo.

 

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A: A dignified and potent officer' date=' whose functions are particularly vital.[/quote']

 

Q - You're a toilet attendant?

 

A - I wish I cared, really, I do.

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A - I wish I cared' date=' really, I do.[/quote']

 

Q: Did you hear that your ex has an incurable terminal illness, and will die a slow, horrid, and agonizing death?

 

A: The whole town did.

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A : Don't worry' date=' it's just nitrogen...[/quote']

 

Q: Are you sure it's safe to give people deoxygenated air in their diving rigs?

 

A: You got the sign wrong.

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Q : Were you part of the people that knew before me that I was fired ?

 

A : Don't worry, it's just nitrogen...

Q: What are you pouring into that glycerin?

 

...It's inert.

 

A: So, is that a chemical success or a chemical failure?

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A: You got the sign wrong.

 

Q: Deer Curifixes?

 

A: So, is that a chemical success or a chemical failure?

 

Q: And if we smash these hydrogen and oxygen atoms together, shall we see what happens?

 

A: And don't be so pretentious! Call it water like everyone else does!

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Q: And if we smash these hydrogen and oxygen atoms together, shall we see what happens?

 

A: And don't be so pretentious! Call it water like everyone else does!

Q: How's your work on Burnt Hydrogen going?

 

A: Well, that's odd...

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Q: 272, 286 and 233 are very similar, right?

 

A: And that, you honor, is why I blew up the dentist's office.

Q: Well, I arrived at a quarter past four and I heard a lot of evil laughter. I took a peek in the back and saw a couple of green humanoids cackling about mind control in teeth implants...

 

A: None of them are divisible by three.

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