Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: None of them are divisible by three. Q: Two! Four! Eight! Twenty-two! Getting the pattern now? A: Behind the curtain in the pantomime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Behind the curtain in the pantomime. Q: Just how did you new presentation of Phantom of the Opera go? A: None of the infinites will work here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: None of the infinites will work here. Q - Your employees are so finite, so limited. Why is that, do you suppose? A - You're not the first person to tell me that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - You're not the first person to tell me that. Q: You do know you've got weasels on your face, right? A: When I said I was ready for commitment, this isn't what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: When I said I was ready for commitment' date=' this isn't what I meant.[/quote'] Q: Are you trying to weasel out of your agreement to be my slave? A: But weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: But weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Q: No, I can't let you change from being an eagle to being a weasel. Nothing is worth that humiliation, right? A: It's safe to take a stroll when you're with the Weasel Patrol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's safe to take a stroll when you're with the Weasel Patrol. Q: Are you sure it's safe out here? I've been getting death threats from a gang calling themselves the Ferret Fiends. A: We catch 'em and turn 'em into coats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: We catch 'em and turn 'em into coats. Q: And how do you win the War On Minks? A: I'm the worst kind of witch -- the kind that cleans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And how do you win the War On Minks? A: I'm the worst kind of witch -- the kind that cleans! Q: You've melted AGAIN?! A: And if you add a little lemon juice, it melts wizards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And if you add a little lemon juice' date=' it melts wizards![/quote'] Q: You lie out new Molten Lava Tonic, right? A: They flew away on their ambiguous spaceship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: They flew away on their ambiguous spaceship. Q: And what happened after Sydney and Pat boarded their dad's Asynchronous-Incestuous Relativity Craft? A: The cheese stands alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The cheese stands alone. Q: Are you sure you don't want some wine with that? A: YOU FIGHT LIKE DUCKS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: YOU FIGHT LIKE DUCKS! Q - What do Boise State football players chant after they've been sucker-punched? A - It's like being nibbled to death by cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's like being nibbled to death by cats. Q: What do you think of our new execution method, the Hamster Swarming? A: A slow, lingering death by means of the most hideous torture imaginable is still to good an end for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A slow' date=' lingering death by means of the most hideous torture imaginable is [b']still[/b] to good an end for him. Q: What are your thoughts on the inventor of Musak? A: Hypocrisy in action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hypocrisy in action. Q: What would it mean if Hugh Hefner became an abstinence-teaching advocate? A: They had the audacity to use a bakery-style bun and crinkle-cut the pickles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: They had the audacity to use a bakery-style bun and crinkle-cut the pickles! Q: You killed everyone in the fast food restaurant, why? A: Some things you shouldn't have to pay for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some things you shouldn't have to pay for. Q: I owe HOW MUCH on my Air Bill? A: It is apparent you are quite well-fed; this indicates that you don't need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I owe HOW MUCH on my Air Bill? A: It is apparent you are quite well-fed; this indicates that you don't need it. Q: ...And, in conclusion...*Poke*. So, go on a diet, 'k? A: Hey, how about we charge people for "hot air usage"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey' date=' how about we charge people for "hot air usage"?[/quote'] Q: How do we reduce the impact of politics on our lives? A: remember to do NOTHING when you don't know what to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do we reduce the impact of politics on our lives? A: remember to do NOTHING when you don't know what to do! Q: Why did you bop me on the head for running in circles whilst screaming and shouting? A: It's only a small impact. Comparatively, I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's only a small impact. Comparatively' date=' I mean.[/quote'] Q: You just made a one mile crater. What do you have to say about it? A: A pogoing I will go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A pogoing I will go. Q: Where are you going with a cigar-smoking alligator with a chonklit cake and a sexy skunk with a French accent? A: It's before your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's before your time. Q: What do you mean I can't invent the transporter until 2188? A: In a dream, all of us having the same conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: In a dream' date=' all of us having the same conversation.[/quote'] Q: What is this total nonsense about? A: Qwerty will get us through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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