Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The aliens are landing! The aliens are landing! And they've set up a fair! Q: Name a plotline that it would be very hard to pitch for Doctor Who. A: The Shopping Mall at the South Pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Shopping Mall at the South Pole. Q: Where can I find the coolest fashions? A: Grover Cleveland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Grover Cleveland Q: So if you can date Satan, what's left to fear? A: You'll never see something like this in Purgatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So if you can date Satan, what's left to fear? A: You'll never see something like this in Purgatory. Q: Look! It's a water fountain! A: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...And painful, stabby death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...And painful' date=' stabby death.[/quote'] Q: And what did FDR's speechwriter say? A: Hen3ry. The three is silent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hen3ry. The three is silent. Q: And what did you say your first name was, Mister Ar72g0os? A: You chose the wrong time to take a vow of poverty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You chose the wrong time to take a vow of poverty. Q: Did you hear the new Obama budget includes sending a check for $10 million to every man, woman and child in the U.S.? A:Timing is everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A:Timing is everything. Q: why do my machine guns keep shooting holes in my propellers? A: Who would have thought that would happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Who would have thought that would happen. Q: The Lincoln Memorial Is On FIRE!!!!! A: Everybody put their foot down. Oh yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everybody put their foot down. Oh yeah. Q: So the bleachers collapsed and crushed the Kool-Aid man? A: Baileys in an old shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Baileys in an old shoe. Q: What is a bigger waste than sipping champagne from a slipper? A: Got it in one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Got it in one. Q: Shouldn't you need all six bullets to take down that dragon? A: Such diversions are done with and over, Cheurbino my young cavalier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Such diversions are done with and over' date=' Cheurbino my young cavalier.[/quote'] Q: Can we poke him with our swords again, Your Highness? Can we? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Huh? CanWeCanWeCanWeCanWeCanWeCanWeCanWeCanWeCanWe? He might still squeak when we do it! Please? Just a few more pokes? A: That's what you get for playing poker with a pinochle deck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what you get for playing poker with a pinochle deck. Q: How can both of you have a royal flush in hearts? A: Simple! I used my handy euphamism decoder! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Simple! I used my handy euphamism decoder! Q: Are you enjoying my pre-owned life? A: This is a task for the Doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is a task for the Doctor. Q: Dammit, Jim I'm a bricklayer, not a surgeon! A: You're perfect for the job. You've already had the lobotomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're perfect for the job. You've already had the lobotomy. Q: Me in Congress? Please? A: And that, my dear, is why giving little Timmy a time machine for his birthday was a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Me in Congress? Please? A: And that, my dear, is why giving little Timmy a time machine for his birthday was a bad idea. Q: Honey, honey, Timmy turned himself into a dinosaur! A: A-yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A-yup. Q: You wanna be a cowboy so i can be your cowgirl? A: Now THIS is what you call a Spaghetti Western. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You wanna be a cowboy so i can be your cowgirl? A: Now THIS is what you call a Spaghetti Western. Q: Who ordered the jalapeno lasagna, and who got the chile al fredo? A: And circle takes the square. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And circle takes the square. Q: What happens when you're thinking the same thing as Paul Lynde? A: That is the question. And a really stupid one at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is the question. And a really stupid one at that. Q: "What is a rhetorical question?" A: The answer to that depends upon whether you are the cartoon within the cartoon, the cartoonist within the cartoon who draws the cartoon within the cartoon, or the cartoonist who draws the top-level cartoon. If you can tell at all, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "What is a rhetorical question?" A: The answer to that depends upon whether you are the cartoon within the cartoon, the cartoonist within the cartoon who draws the cartoon within the cartoon, or the cartoonist who draws the top-level cartoon. If you can tell at all, of course. Q: Can we get a test of the Emergency Surrealism System? A: "For five hundred dollars, 'A question that is not intended to be answered is what?'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: "For five hundred dollars' date=' 'A question that is not intended to be answered is what?'"[/quote'] Q: I'll take "moment of Zen", Alex. A: Even though my answer may be wrong, your question will be right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'll take "moment of Zen", Alex. A: Even though my answer may be wrong, your question will be right. Q: No, False is not equivalent to True. Q: So, you think you're a funny man, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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