Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: So, you think you're a funny man, eh? Q: Banana Peels for everybody! Say -- shouldn't you be laughing at me? A: They laughed at Galileo. They laughed at Newton. They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at Hawking. Now if only I could get them to laugh at me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Banana Peels for everybody! Say -- shouldn't you be laughing at me? A: They laughed at Galileo. They laughed at Newton. They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at Hawking. Now if only I could get them to laugh at me.... Q: Sad Clown is Sad? A: Keep your eyes peeled, but not literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Keep your eyes peeled' date=' but not literally.[/quote'] Q: Ouch!! Wouldn't that make closing my eye again a bit impossible? A: Medicine Cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Medicine Cards. Q: How do you heal a wounded Benalish Heroine? A: Some call me Tim. I don't generally like them when they do, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some call me Tim. I don't generally like them when they do' date=' however.[/quote'] Q: Roger? Why are you so upset? A: My mother always warned me about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Roger? Why are you so upset? A: My mother always warned me about that. Q: Your face is frozen. Your muscles are locked in the same position, refusing to move. I'm sorry, sir, you'll have that expression on your face for the rest of your life. A: My last name really is That! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: My last name really is That! Q: And what made you decide in favor of a baseball career? A: From every mistake, we must surely be learning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: From every mistake' date=' we must surely be learning.[/quote'] Q - What's something George Harrison could say, but Kanye West can't? A - In that moment of truth, I suddenly knew that someone had stolen my wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - In that moment of truth' date=' I suddenly knew that someone had stolen my wallet.[/quote'] Q: You couldn't buy that polygraph machine? Why? A: Nobody thunk it. Nobody knew. No-one imagined the Great Cow Guru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You couldn't buy that polygraph machine? Why? A: Nobody thunk it. Nobody knew. No-one imagined the Great Cow Guru. Q: "Cows with Guns?" A: I failed everything but the polygraph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I failed everything but the polygraph. Q: Is this a tough school or what? A: One doctor? Now you're scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this a tough school or what? A: One doctor? Now you're scared. Q: I'm not scared of no Who! A: Concealed Carry licenses are now illegal. Everyone is required to carry their firearms in the open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Concealed Carry licenses are now illegal. Everyone is required to carry their firearms in the open. Q: Why are you taking an Uzi to school? A: Naomi, I moan. A Toyota's a Toyota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you taking an Uzi to school? A: Naomi, I moan. A Toyota's a Toyota. Q: "Look, it's a toy, Ota!" A: The stench that we feared would stink has stunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The stench that we feared would stink has stunk. Q: What did the chef on the Titanic say just before the iceberg? A: Yabba-Citcha-Zup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yabba-Citcha-Zup Q: They spiked Fred's punch, didn't they? A: When your children are death-prone, cloning comes in handy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: When your children are death-prone' date=' cloning comes in handy.[/quote'] Q - Are you really teaching your kids to play Paranoia? A - That's why we left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's why we left. Q: Isn't that the most tasteless movie you've ever seen? A: I've banned illegal guns and drugs. And for my next trick, I'll outlaw Crime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've banned illegal guns and drugs. And for my next trick' date=' I'll outlaw Crime![/quote'] Q - Illegal guns, drugs, and crime are all on the rise, Mr. Mayor. What do you intend to do about it? A - Chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Chlorine' date=' carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.[/quote'] Q: What are the ingredients of Whizzo Diet Cola? A: You cook like a Borgia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You cook like a Borgia! Q: What is a polite way to accuse someone of committing murder by poison? A: Not very popular in these parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not very popular in these parts. Q: How would you describe Justin Beiber on the Hero boards? A: I challenge the mighty Titan and his Troubadours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I challenge the mighty Titan and his Troubadours! Q: So who's next now that you have defeat Sir Robin and his Minstrels? A: It doesn't pay to get out of bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So who's next now that you have defeat Sir Robin and his Minstrels? A: It doesn't pay to get out of bed Q: You're a mattress tester? A: Brave, Brave Sir Robin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Brave, Brave Sir Robin. [sir Robin] Q: I'm fighting Indians???! A: Fighting flour with flour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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