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Q: Banana Peels for everybody! Say -- shouldn't you be laughing at me?

 

A: They laughed at Galileo. They laughed at Newton. They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at Hawking. Now if only I could get them to laugh at me....

Q: Sad Clown is Sad?

 

A: Keep your eyes peeled, but not literally.

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Q: Roger? Why are you so upset?

 

A: My mother always warned me about that.

Q: Your face is frozen. Your muscles are locked in the same position, refusing to move. I'm sorry, sir, you'll have that expression on your face for the rest of your life.

 

A: My last name really is That!

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A: From every mistake' date=' we must surely be learning.[/quote']

 

Q - What's something George Harrison could say, but Kanye West can't?

 

A - In that moment of truth, I suddenly knew that someone had stolen my wallet.

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A: I've banned illegal guns and drugs. And for my next trick' date=' I'll outlaw Crime![/quote']

 

Q - Illegal guns, drugs, and crime are all on the rise, Mr. Mayor. What do you intend to do about it?

 

A - Chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.

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