Michael Hopcroft Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fighting flour with flour Q: You're taking on your arch-rival at a Bake-Off? A: It's not much I'm asking, if you want the truth. I want it all! And I want it now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're taking on your arch-rival at a Bake-Off? A: It's not much I'm asking, if you want the truth. I want it all! And I want it now! Q: Lex Luthor, now that you're on TV and pumped full of truth serum, what is it you really want? A: And after that is the Flake-Off Contest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And after that is the Flake-Off Contest! Q - How will you determine who did the worst job of painting that house? A - No, your initial assessment was correct. We're totally screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - No' date=' your initial assessment was correct. We're totally screwed.[/quote'] Q: We just lost our home planet, star cruiser, totally surrounded by hostiles. Do you still think that everything is OK? A: The Rules of Oblivion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Rules of Oblivion. Q: What do you use if you actually want to play Wraith? A: Rats live on no evil star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rats live on no evil star. Q: What sort of hint is this? "Fleas come from Planet Innocence"? "Yersinia pestis's home culture dish is in the Palace of Celestial Virtue"? We want to eliminate the plague! Where can we find and eradicate the other vector? A: My other car mounts a petawatt X-ray laser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: My other car mounts a petawatt X-ray laser. Q: So, how do you deal with all the LA traffic? A: There goes the neighborhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: There goes the neighborhood. Q: The houses are all walking away by themselves! What do you say about that? A: Give me back the donuts. Don't force me to destroy you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Give me back the donuts. Don't force me to destroy you. Q - Is it true that you're our new chief of police, Lord Vader? A - All right, but this time you have to wear the rubber pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickael Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - All right, but this time you have to wear the rubber pants. Q- Can I drive your DeLorean, Doc ? A- Things aren't so simple... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A- Things aren't so simple... Q: So we can build a working stardrive out of chewing gum, bailing wire, and a paper clip? Just like that? A: And this, dear, is why giving little Timmy a starship for his birthday wasn't such a good idea after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So we can build a working stardrive out of chewing gum, bailing wire, and a paper clip? Just like that? A: And this, dear, is why giving little Timmy a starship for his birthday wasn't such a good idea after all. Q: Little Timmy just started a war. A: We'll need some duct tape, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: We'll need some duct tape' date=' too.[/quote'] Q: Two legs of the Eiffel Tower were just broken. How will we ever be able to fix it before the gala tonight? A: The war was five minutes long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The war was five minutes long. Q: Here I am! With my tank! Did I miss anything? A: Don't waste any more of your bullets, boys. It only makes 'em mad when you shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't waste any more of your bullets' date=' boys. It only makes 'em mad when you shoot.[/quote'] Q - You call yourselves ghost hunters? A - So we drank Catholic whiskey with all our new-found friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - So we drank Catholic whiskey with all our new-found friends. Q: You're all out of Protestant Port? A: The Modern Stone Age: When Men were Real Men, Women were Real Women, and Animals were Household Appliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you classify the Flintstone era? A: Sometimes a Brontosaurus can help you forget all your trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you classify the Flintstone era? A: Sometimes a Brontosaurus can help you forget all your trouble. Q: "Dr. Bront O. Saurus, Ph.D in Psychology?" A: "Sir, you are very, very wrong in your estimate - I have never chucked a spear in my life!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Sir' date=' you are very, very wrong in your estimate - I have never chucked a spear in my life!"[/quote'] Q: "I hurl a random racial epithet in your general direction! What do you think of that?" A: OK, that was tasteless. really, really tasteless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: OK' date=' that was tasteless. really, really tasteless.[/quote'] Q: What is the worst critique you can give almost any chef? A: I'm not sure "winning" that was a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the worst critique you can give almost any chef? A: I'm not sure "winning" that was a good thing. Q: I won the "Most Boring Person Alive" contest! A: Well, at least you didn't win the Corpse one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' at least you didn't win the Corpse one.[/quote'] Q - My new cologne won a Special Citation of Merit in the category of "Smells like Old Gym Socks". A - It's no coincidence that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's no coincidence that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone'. Q: Our water heater is shot, so I've just been putting on extra-heavy slatherings of perfume. What do you think? A: Instead of Right Guard I use beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Our water heater is shot, so I've just been putting on extra-heavy slatherings of perfume. What do you think? A: Instead of Right Guard I use beer. Q: You've just won the "Stenchiest Person In The World" award. What's your secret? A: Are you sure he didn't say "Slavering beast"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Are you sure he didn't say "Slavering beast"? Q: That's not my Slave from the East! That's a Rabid jaguar! What were you thinking? A: Just as every cop's a criminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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