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Q: You're taking on your arch-rival at a Bake-Off?

 

A: It's not much I'm asking, if you want the truth. I want it all! And I want it now!

Q: Lex Luthor, now that you're on TV and pumped full of truth serum, what is it you really want?

 

A: And after that is the Flake-Off Contest!

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A: And after that is the Flake-Off Contest!

 

Q - How will you determine who did the worst job of painting that house?

 

A - No, your initial assessment was correct. We're totally screwed.

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A - No' date=' your initial assessment was correct. We're totally screwed.[/quote']

 

Q: We just lost our home planet, star cruiser, totally surrounded by hostiles. Do you still think that everything is OK?

 

A: The Rules of Oblivion.

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A: Rats live on no evil star.

 

Q: What sort of hint is this? "Fleas come from Planet Innocence"? "Yersinia pestis's home culture dish is in the Palace of Celestial Virtue"? We want to eliminate the plague! Where can we find and eradicate the other vector?

 

A: My other car mounts a petawatt X-ray laser.

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A: Give me back the donuts. Don't force me to destroy you.

 

Q - Is it true that you're our new chief of police, Lord Vader?

 

A - All right, but this time you have to wear the rubber pants.

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Q: So we can build a working stardrive out of chewing gum, bailing wire, and a paper clip? Just like that?

 

A: And this, dear, is why giving little Timmy a starship for his birthday wasn't such a good idea after all.

Q: Little Timmy just started a war.

 

A: We'll need some duct tape, too.

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A: We'll need some duct tape' date=' too.[/quote']

 

Q: Two legs of the Eiffel Tower were just broken. How will we ever be able to fix it before the gala tonight?

 

A: The war was five minutes long.

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A: Don't waste any more of your bullets' date=' boys. It only makes 'em mad when you shoot.[/quote']

 

Q - You call yourselves ghost hunters?

 

A - So we drank Catholic whiskey with all our new-found friends.

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Q: How do you classify the Flintstone era?

 

A: Sometimes a Brontosaurus can help you forget all your trouble.

Q: "Dr. Bront O. Saurus, Ph.D in Psychology?"

 

A: "Sir, you are very, very wrong in your estimate - I have never chucked a spear in my life!"

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A: "Sir' date=' you are very, very wrong in your estimate - I have never chucked a spear in my life!"[/quote']

 

Q: "I hurl a random racial epithet in your general direction! What do you think of that?"

 

A: OK, that was tasteless. really, really tasteless.

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A: OK' date=' that was tasteless. really, really tasteless.[/quote']

 

Q: What is the worst critique you can give almost any chef?

 

A: I'm not sure "winning" that was a good thing.

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A: Well' date=' at least you didn't win the Corpse one.[/quote']

 

Q - My new cologne won a Special Citation of Merit in the category of "Smells like Old Gym Socks".

 

A - It's no coincidence that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone'.

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A - It's no coincidence that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone'.

 

Q: Our water heater is shot, so I've just been putting on extra-heavy slatherings of perfume. What do you think?

 

A: Instead of Right Guard I use beer.

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Q: Our water heater is shot, so I've just been putting on extra-heavy slatherings of perfume. What do you think?

 

A: Instead of Right Guard I use beer.

Q: You've just won the "Stenchiest Person In The World" award. What's your secret?

 

A: Are you sure he didn't say "Slavering beast"?

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