Narf the Mouse Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: That's not my Slave from the East! That's a Rabid jaguar! What were you thinking? A: Just as every cop's a criminal. Q: Welcome to Crimeworld, where every criminal is an ordinary citizen, A: We sent Rabid Jaguars after the Rabid Badgers. Now we're just hoping they don't team up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: We sent Rabid Jaguars after the Rabid Badgers. Now we're just hoping they don't team up. Q: You want me to hold these Rabid Tyrannosaurs in reserve just in case? A: when I called your company managers dinosaurs, that isn't what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You want me to hold these Rabid Tyrannosaurs in reserve just in case? A: when I called your company managers dinosaurs, that isn't what I meant. Q: And *That's* why the company managers hate the Flintstones. A: Rabid anything is bad! Don't you get it?! I'm missing an arm here! It's bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rabid anything is bad! Don't you get it?! I'm missing an arm here! It's bad! Q - Even if they're foaming at the mouth, little white mice can't be that bad, can they? A - It's not just toxic and radioactive, it sounds like a boy band! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's not just toxic and radioactive' date=' it sounds like a boy band![/quote'] Q: So, Admiral Brzarmph, you've applied for authorization to disintegrate from orbit, without warning or compensation, an entire inhabited planet out in an obscure little system in the Alpha Quadrant, self-named "Earth"? However can you justify such an action? A: I said "banned", not "band". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I said "banned"' date=' not "band".[/quote'] Q: We are contacting the London Orchestra now. Why is there that quizzical look on your face? A: You need to look south to obtain your quest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You need to look south to obtain your quest. Q: Well, we finally made it to the North Pole. What's the next step in our journey? A: Your finger, you fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your finger' date=' you fool.[/quote'] Q: The dike is leaking! Is there anything I can use to stop it until help arrives? A: Of course, if help doesn't arrive we're in a fine mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course' date=' if help doesn't arrive we're in a fine mess.[/quote'] Q - Eww, army food is awful! Help is coming soon, right? A - I won't tell him if you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I won't tell him if you don't. Q: The Hulk looks awful in that skirt, doesn't he? A: And this is what you call entertainment in these parts. Sad, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is what you call entertainment in these parts. Sad' date=' really.[/quote'] Q - We're going to watch a bunch of guys drive around making left turns for three hours?! A - It's just too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's just too long. Q: Your movie Paint Drying and Grass Growing is finally in the can, so why are you not happy with it? A: And that is how you can tell whether the cat is mentally disturbed -- without breaking any furniture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that is how you can tell whether the cat is mentally disturbed -- without breaking any furniture. Q: Did my cat just come through here at about 200 Miles per hour? A: Exactly! This is why I've attached the flux capacitor to Fluffy! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did my cat just come through here at about 200 Miles per hour? A: Exactly! This is why I've attached the flux capacitor to Fluffy! Doc Q: Your cat has a 12th-Level Intelligence Rating? A: This will not end well. Especially for the free-falling frogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: This will not end well. Especially for the free-falling frogs. Q: Sir, the crust has broken open and magma is flowing out across the lakebed under the water here at Amphibian World. The lake is beginning to boil. Should we evacuate the ecotourists, and if so with what? Or do we try to preserve the salamanders? A: Toad - antitoad annihilation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Toad - antitoad annihilation. Q: So this was the alternate ending to Wind in the Willows? Why didn't they use it? A: Failure is not an option. It comes standard.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So this was the alternate ending to Wind in the Willows? Why didn't they use it? A: Failure is not an option. It comes standard.. Q: Welcome to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy, where... A: ...Well, I suppose there was willows...And wind...But that's not quite what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...Well' date=' I suppose there was willows...And wind...But that's not quite what I meant.[/quote'] Q: Let's put Alyson Hannigan in the remake of Tornado! Won't that be cool? A: Sorry about that. I meant to shoot that guy way over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Let's put Alyson Hannigan in the remake of Tornado! Won't that be cool? A: Sorry about that. I meant to shoot that guy way over there. Q: You shot me! I can't believe you shot me! A: Let's play Spin The Bottle-Hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let's play Spin The Bottle-Hair! Q - You want to kiss the bearded lady? A - Bread and circuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - You want to kiss the bearded lady? A - Bread and circuses. Q: In this case, with an intelligent Pigeon Population, the solution to unrest really is... A: A'm a Dwarf, ya nutcase! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A'm a Dwarf' date=' ya nutcase![/quote'] Q - Little boy, where is your mother? A - Completely irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Little boy, where is your mother? A - Completely irrelevant. Q: So we mark this planet down as? A: It was there a minute ago! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was there a minute ago! Q - No, I did not eat the last donut! How could you even think such a thing? A - We are in a world of trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - We are in a world of trouble. Q: What makes you sure we're not in Happyland anymore? A: He died from Bad Form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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