Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gaming got a whole lot more fun after we invented that inter-reality teleportation machine. Q: Why are you coming home from your D&D game covered head to toe in purple blood? A: It's the terror of knowing what this world is about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the terror of knowing what this world is about. Q: How woulds you describe "Call of Cthulhu"? A: Not my diagnosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not my diagnosis. Q: I know you're a depression patient, but right now I really need you to aurally hallucinate. Can you do that? A: Another death from Mysterious Circumstances! They've GOT to find a cure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I know you're a depression patient, but right now I really need you to aurally hallucinate. Can you do that? A: Another death from Mysterious Circumstances! They've GOT to find a cure! Q: So, how's it going on the Conspiracy City Police Force? A: Strangely enough, the depressed lever was perfectly happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Strangely enough' date=' the depressed lever was perfectly happy.[/quote'] Q: There's a problem with your Psychosis Generator making people more in tune to reality? A: Pressure on people. People on streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pressure on people. People on streets. Q - What would it be like if we established a colony on Venus? A - I don't think there's a supplement for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I don't think there's a supplement for that. Q: I want to run a Champions campaign where the infants are the size of Zeppelins, the dogs control the banks, and the popcorn is carnivorous. And the PCs are required to take powers powered by taking off pieces of clothing. Now, I need a sourcebook .... A: That's ridiculous. It's the cats that control the banks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's ridiculous. It's the cats that control the banks. Q: Didn't you know about the conspiracy of squirrels and chipmunks that runs the financial system for their sole benefit? A: You don't want to know what role the ducks play in the conspiracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You don't want to know what role the ducks play in the conspiracy. Q - Is it true that the NSA is using ducks for intelligence gathering purposes now? A - It's really more of a recommendation than a rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Is it true that the NSA is using ducks for intelligence gathering purposes now? A - It's really more of a recommendation than a rule. Q: Professor, how would you explain how your FTL drive breaks the speed of light? A: Dasterdly Ducks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dasterdly Ducks! Q: How does the evil Professor Wigeon refer to his vile gang of henchfowl? A: They go around goosing people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How does the evil Professor Wigeon refer to his vile gang of henchfowl? A: They go around goosing people. Q: Yes, I know it's technically correct, but please don't refer to the lunatics running around giving people geese as... A: I call fowl! Foul fowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I call fowl! Foul fowl! Q: If I whack a pigeon into the left-field bleachers, does that still count as a home run? A: I said that to score a goal you need to shoot the puck! The puck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If I whack a pigeon into the left-field bleachers, does that still count as a home run? A: I said that to score a goal you need to shoot the puck! The puck! Q: But I am shooting at The Puck! A: Look, you can't kill faeries. For one thing, they're an endangered species. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look' date=' you can't kill faeries. For one thing, they're an endangered species.[/quote'] Q: Why are you giving me so much trouble? It's Pixie Season, isn't it? A: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, imagine what oranges do to CPAs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away' date=' imagine what oranges do to CPAs.[/quote'] Q - Wait, did you just say 'citrus trebuchet'? A - Stranger things have happened, just not to me, and certainly not recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Stranger things have happened' date=' just not to me, and certainly not recently.[/quote'] Q: It's raining MICE in Guatemala? A: And in certain parts of Canada that is perfectly acceptable behavior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And in certain parts of Canada that is perfectly acceptable behavior. Q: You just hit me with a hockey stick!? A: Trouble, is, we're not in Canada! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Trouble' date=' is, we're [b']not[/b] in Canada! Q: here, let me club this baby seal for you, and then -- is something wrong? A: it's a bit far too north to have penguins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: it's a bit far too north to have penguins. Q: Maybe we can train penguins to deliver glue bombs to the Deepwater Horizon blowout? A: I didn't know they put THAT on Danish pastry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't know they put THAT on Danish pastry! Q: Is that Dane? Great! A: There's UFOs over New York, and I ain't too surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that Dane? Great! A: There's UFOs over New York, and I ain't too surprised. Q: As my latest dimensional hop ended, I saw that... A: Just a dog, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just a dog' date=' man.[/quote'] Q: Shall I get you a chili-tomatoes bratwurst with extra onions, garlic and roasted chipotle pepper? A: And I mentioned that she had some nice tomatoes and that, Your Honor, is when she kicked me in the groin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Shall I get you a chili-tomatoes bratwurst with extra onions, garlic and roasted chipotle pepper? A: And I mentioned that she had some nice tomatoes and that, Your Honor, is when she kicked me in the groin. Q: I'm a gardener, Your Honor, and she had some nice ones, so I complemented her on her melons... A: Something of a failure of communication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm a gardener, Your Honor, and she had some nice ones, so I complemented her on her melons... A: Something of a failure of communication. Q: Bravo Tango tack Bravo Hotel tack Tango Alpha Eight Eight tack Nine tack Bravo Tango Kilo. A: That's one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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