Pariah Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's one. Q - Can you give me an example of a stupid question? A - As subtle as a jackhammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - As subtle as a jackhammer. Q: How simply can I get the point across with this hand grenade? A: By the sea. By the sea. By the beautiful sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: By the sea. By the sea. By the beautiful sea. Q: I know one means they're coming by land. What's two mean? A: A naked 6 year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A naked 6 year old. Q: How'd you end up in jail again? A: They don't go well with ketsup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: They don't go well with ketsup Q: Don't you want this? It's barbecued iguana! A: You wanted a movie about this. You really did. So here you go. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Don't you want this? It's barbecued iguana! A: You wanted a movie about this. You really did. So here you go. Enjoy. Q: Mortal Combat: Rocky and Bullwinkle? I was joking!!! A: Carrots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Carrots? Q: Can you teww me wat to bait dis wabbit twap wiv? Pwease? A: This is one unhappy Diva! The producers have deceived her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is one unhappy Diva! The producers have deceived her! Q - So Mariah Carey didn't end up getting an Oscar for Glitter after all? A - You've been taken from my eyes, but you're running through my veins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - You've been taken from my eyes' date=' but you're running through my veins.[/quote'] Q: I thought you were in love with Claire the Heroin Golem. What happened to her, anyway? A: Yes, that an impressive hairdo. Very impressive. Now go away and get it cut off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' that an impressive hairdo. Very impressive. Now go away and get it cut off.[/quote'] Q - So, Delilah, what do you think of my new look? A - Last mango in Paris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Last mango in Paris. Q: Did you really pay 15,000 euros for that piece of fruit? A: Now Jamie wouldn't say "all right". She knew he'd forget her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now Jamie wouldn't say "all right". She knew he'd forget her. Q - So Jamie didn't accept her amnesiac boyfriend's proposal? A - It's all downhill from here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - So Jamie didn't accept her amnesiac boyfriend's proposal? A - It's all downhill from here. Q: Hi, everybody! I'm a black hole and I suck! A: There goes a cheerful person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: There goes a cheerful person. Q: That woman is covered in blood and whistling a merry, bloodthirty little tune! What does this mean? A: The Internet has left in in despair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Internet has left in in despair! Q: How can you tell when there's just too much bad news? A: Rats - it's still doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rats - it's still doing it. Q: So your DVD Players stopped making that crunching noise whenever you put in a disc? A: Hungry Hungry Hippos the RPG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hungry Hungry Hippos the RPG. Q - There's a new RPG that allows munchkin players to whore after something other than gold and XP's? A - I wrote the book - not the current edition, of course, but I still wrote it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I wrote the book - not the current edition' date=' of course, but I still wrote it.[/quote'] Q: And what is your claim to fame, Mr. Costello? A: She's painting her nails while they're dragging the lake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's painting her nails while they're dragging the lake. Q: Why do you suspect the wife has something to do with her husband's disappearance? A: That could mean anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That could mean anything. Q - N'afna kudook baltha dankee pigkit qvot? Qvot? A - I'm just a singer in a rock 'n' roll band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'm just a singer in a rock 'n' roll band. Q: How did you get to be so rich? A: Goodness gracious! Great Balls of Fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you get to be so rich? A: Goodness gracious! Great Balls of Fire! Q: Superman, Green Lantern and Flash are having a full-speed race...In-atmosphere? A: I went back in time and carefully invested in every company which got rich in my pre-past. At least, until the butterfly effect caught up with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I went back in time and carefully invested in every company which got rich in my pre-past. At least' date=' until the butterfly effect caught up with me.[/quote'] Q: How is it that all of a sudden, Microsoft and all the major oil companies are totally bankrupt? A: There's a reason you need a license for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's a reason you need a license for that. Q: My new flamethrower is really cool -- so is it to bad that las vegas is on fire? A: And then she force-fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-four-and-a-half years old! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My new flamethrower is really cool -- so is it to bad that las vegas is on fire? A: And then she force-fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-four-and-a-half years old! Q: I will now hear the accused' justification for attempting a "justifiable homicide" plea. A: I was on fire. That was a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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