Asperion Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was on fire. That was a good thing. Q: How was your tour of the Sun? A: You now have the Glasses of Ignorance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How was your tour of the Sun? A: You now have the Glasses of Ignorance. Q: My political party can do no wrong! A: Y'know, when I was a lad, this was not what they meant by "fun in the sun"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Y'know' date=' when I was a lad, this was not what they meant by "fun in the sun"...[/quote'] Q - So you're surrounded on all sides by hydrogen fusion. What's wrong with that? A - Cross my heart and hope to kiss a pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Cross my heart and hope to kiss a pig. Q: What did Kermit say to himself every morning before going to the theatre? A: As you can see, the computerized coffee machine is a great boon to man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: As you can see' date=' the computerized coffee machine is a great boon to man.[/quote'] Q: What does Bill Gates like to say to Mazwell House? A: The Hynes of Dunes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Bill Gates like to say to Mazwell House? A: The Hynes of Dunes. Q: Look, your accent is impenetrable. What did you say, again? A: Well, at least they haven't discarded all technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well, at least they haven't discarded all technology. Q: SO 200 years after the apocalypse, man is only wielding bone clubs and you say that is a good thing? A: Technology is just magic that people can understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Technology is just magic that people can understand. Q: What made Dumbledore such an Internet icon? A: Your technology is clearly not advanced enough for the task at hand. Hand me the frombozzitor and let me have a whack at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your technology is clearly not advanced enough for the task at hand. Hand me the frombozzitor and let me have a whack at it. Q - My trebuchet has always served the purpose before, why not now? A - The element of confusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - My trebuchet has always served the purpose before, why not now? A - The element of confusion. Q: The magical plane of Elemental Irony, right next to the scientific... A: Grammar! Bah! You and your grammar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Grammar! Bah! You and your grammar! Q - Wot's yer blimey problem, guv'ner? A - Now I know it's all because of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Wot's yer blimey problem, guv'ner? A - Now I know it's all because of you. Q: Powerman! Everything that's happened is because of me! A: Wot? There's no polar bears in Australia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wot? There's no polar bears in Australia! Q: You think maybe the plane turned around and went home after all? A: Every chicken in the world, disappear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You think maybe the plane turned around and went home after all? A: Every chicken in the world, disappear! Q: What was your Bankai, again? Q: Well, at least you can hold the world hostage with it...Better not. The world holds a lot of rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' at least you can hold the world hostage with it...Better not. The world holds a lot of rocks.[/quote'] Q: Here in my Glass Palace I have the Weapon of Ultimate Demolition! What do you think I'm going to do with it, Megaman? A: Either it's the ultimate weapon or a new way to make fresh guacamole. Can't tell which yet, but either way we're gonna need some Tostitos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Either it's the ultimate weapon or a new way to make fresh guacamole. Can't tell which yet' date=' but either way we're gonna need some Tostitos.[/quote'] Q: I have just discovered the Shimbuto Vibrating Great Sword. Is there some way that it could be used? A: The world is either your hostage or your master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I have just discovered the Shimbuto Vibrating Great Sword. Is there some way that it could be used? A: The world is either your hostage or your master. Q: How would you describe your philosophy, Dr. Destroyer? Q: "Thanks for returning my ring. It is very precious to me and I'd thought I'd lost it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Thanks for returning my ring. It is very precious to me and I'd thought I'd lost it." Q: "Say, Hal, I found this in your old gym locker. is it yours?" A: I challenge the Mighty Titan and his Troubadors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I challenge the Mighty Titan and his Troubadors! Q - You can fight one big guy and a bunch of his wandering-musician sidekicks, or you can fight the entire United States Marine Corps. What'll it be? A - It's hard for me to take you seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - You can fight one big guy and a bunch of his wandering-musician sidekicks, or you can fight the entire United States Marine Corps. What'll it be? A - It's hard for me to take you seriously. Q: Look, just because I'm a clown, doesn't mean I'm making a joke. A: Pie fight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pie fight! Q: Why is CLOWN no longer part of Champions cannon? A: There is no such thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is CLOWN no longer part of Champions cannon? A: There is no such thing. Q: ...And this is my Spork. A: We fired CLOWN out of a cannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: We fired CLOWN out of a cannon. Q: How did you get CLOWN back into Champions cannon? A: Overkill is under-appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Overkill is under-appreciated. Q: Isn't that smoking crater where the anthill used to be? A: At World of Baldness, we'll shave you bald and spray-paint your head for $19.95! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: At World of Baldness' date=' we'll shave you bald and spray-paint your head for $19.95![/quote'] Q: Ok, what's the business next door to House of Beerguts? A: Well, it's a catchier name than Obesity-R-Us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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