Asperion Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: We don't have time for such nonsense here at the Department of Homeland Security. Q: Are you the guys trying to protect the American travel network? A: Oppurtunity only knocks once, then it breaks your door in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Opportunity only knocks once' date=' then it breaks your door in.[/quote'] Q - Grond is going by the name 'Opportunity' now? A - And many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - And many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. Q: What qualifies you to be a Major-General, Mister Stanley? A: Seems like endless torture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Seems like endless torture! Q: What's the worst thing about working in the music industry? A: Its a whitish shade of red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its a whitish shade of red. Q: Why is your submarine pink? A: And a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And a cat. Q: We now have four humnans, three dogs, two ferrets. Is there anything else that we need? A: Forget the goat. Just bring me two bottles of wine, a jar of olives, and a round of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Forget the goat. Just bring me two bottles of wine' date=' a jar of olives, and a round of cheese.[/quote'] Q - The warehouse is backordered on goats. Shall we put off the party? A - At this rate, we're all going to live forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - At this rate' date=' we're all going to live forever.[/quote'] Q: I'm sorry. Miss Death is still on holiday. Shall I take a message? A: This message brought and delivered to you by the Department of Redundancy Department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: This message brought and delivered to you by the Department of Redundancy Department. Q - So all I have to do is go down to the ATM machine and put in my PIN number? Thanks! A - Because frankly, I'm just too tired to look around any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Because frankly' date=' I'm just too tired to look around any more.[/quote'] Q: What excuse for leaving is common among 9 year-olds after spending 10 seconds in an art museum? A: You and Catherine the Great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You and Catherine the Great. Q: Who follows Julius Cesear on the list for becoming US President possibilities? A: I swear, I'll take it out again if you don't like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I swear' date=' I'll take it out again if you don't like it.[/quote'] Q - You really want to insert a Pauly Shore stand-up routine in the remake of Casablanca? A - Using a maraca as a hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Using a maraca as a hammer. Q: What what you first clue that he might not have been the famous Jewish carpenter he claimed to be? A: You should have know better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You should have know better. Q: Just because I invited Foxbat to be Guest of Honor doesn't make it my fault that the floor is covered in ping-pong balls! A: She's very pretty, you know. Cthulhu will like her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's very pretty' date=' you know. Cthulhu will like her.[/quote'] Q: What makes you think that she will make the perfect sacrifice? A: And next on stage - Death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And next on stage - Death! Q: What do we do now that we're out of cake? A: Very sandy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Very sandy. Q: How was Arrakis? A: The spice must flow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The spice must flow! Q: Cinnamon, ginger, cloves, and cardamom fluid suspensions, dispensed from pump-action bottles? What do you need that for? A: Now, if that was Mary Ann and Ginger, you'd be talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now' date=' if that was Mary Ann and Ginger, you'd be talking.[/quote'] Q: Did you say a three way with Mrs. Howel and Mrs. Clinton? A: Two. One to change the light bulb, one to shoot him in the back and take the credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you say a three way with Mrs. Howel and Mrs. Clinton? A: Two. One to change the light bulb, one to shoot him in the back and take the credit. Q: How many Klingons does it really take to change a lightbulb? A: And that's why "New" is rarely "Improved". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's why "New" is rarely "Improved". Q: Do you think they really made Coke better? A: It's like a party in my mouth, and only people with bad taste were invited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like a party in my mouth' date=' and only people with bad taste were invited.[/quote'] Q - Chocolate-covered sauerkraut? What's that like? A - Girls just want to have fun, or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Girls just want to have fun' date=' or something.[/quote'] Q: Is that Cindi Lauper in the amusement park ticket window? A: When going to Disneyland, I want you to bring it along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: When going to Disneyland' date=' I want you to bring it along.[/quote'] Q: But Daaaad! Why do I have to wear this Bugs Bunny sweatshirt? A: Shut up and keep shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: But Daaaad! Why do I have to wear this Bugs Bunny sweatshirt? A: Shut up and keep shooting. Q: But sir! They're only wabbits! A: Another victory like this and we'll all be bread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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