Michael Hopcroft Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's not exactly what I had in mind. In fact' date=' it's better.[/quote'] Q: I'm sorry, but this hotel room does not have Hot and Cold Running Death as requested. Will you settle for Cable TV? A: I tried to go home like you suggested. They threw me out at third. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I tried to go home like you suggested. They threw me out at third. Q: I last saw you staggering down to the third floor to continue partying. How did you end up here in the hospital with 15 broken bones? A: It only hurts when YOU laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I last saw you staggering down to the third floor to continue partying. How did you end up here in the hospital with 15 broken bones? A: It only hurts when YOU laugh. Q: So I've got cracked ribs and our senses of pain were switched? A: Mad science, helping everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mad science' date=' helping everyone.[/quote'] Q: Did someone say the mad scientists are revolting? A: DSCOVR at your service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: DSCOVR at your service. Q: It's raining on Jupiter? A: Someone here is dealing with a serious vowel shortage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Someone here is dealing with a serious vowel shortage. Q: Did you hear? Mr. Mxyzptlk bought a condo in Anaehoomalu! A: He formerly lived in Ystradgynlais. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He formerly lived in Ystradgynlais. Q: He lives in Frydlant nad Ostravici? Could he have picked a harder city to spell? A: Three little pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three little pigs. Q: What is somewhat less convenient to transport than one big pig? A: Summery execution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three little pigs. Q: Their true names are Duke Blackhammer von Deathshead-Soulflayer, the Great Khan Asmodeus Gutsripper, and High StormLord Diaplessos ibn Thundersmash. What are they better known as? OT: Bah, beaten to the post button. A: Summery execution. Q: Why are you slashing the executive bullet-points with that great-axe? A: You might tweak the bombast down a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You might tweak the bombast down a bit. Q: Your plan is going to leave a floating mass of rocks. Are you trying to say anything? A: The Asteroid Belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Asteroid Belt Q - What are you going to use to hold up those Jovian pants? A - A short, sharp kick to the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - A short, sharp kick to the head. Q: What does every Congresscritter and Senator deserve? A: Rhetorically speaking of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rhetorically speaking of course. Q: Life is a Communist Plot. Surely it should be done away with! Don't you agree? A: In a few moments, anywhere in the Universe will be preferable to this room! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: In a few moments, anywhere in the Universe will be preferable to this room! Q: Why is the floor wet, and whats with the red light? A:No I left it in my other pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A:No I left it in my other pants. Q: You did bring the Ultimate Nullifier? A: Irish neat, and mud for my turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Irish neat' date=' and mud for my turtle.[/quote'] Q: You hired a riverdancer as your new maid at the vet clinic? A: I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You hired a riverdancer as your new maid at the vet clinic? A: I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust! Q: So you've decided to be evil and trust everyone - How does that work? A: Bah. Arms. I've got seven left! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bah. Arms. I've got seven left! Q: So Punisher, why are you so glum? A: I believed you up until you bit off and ate my leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I believed you up until you bit off and ate my leg. Q - Grendel not villain! Grendel just misunderstood. Why you no believe Grendel? A - Not if you're going to wear that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Not if you're going to wear that. Q: I have a glorious new cape! Are we ready to go visit Edna Mode? A: But it was so artistically done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: But it was so artistically done. Q: Hey Picasso, why are you complaining about your paintings? A: A Thermonuclear Tampon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Thermonuclear Tampon Q: Dear, why do you suddenly have superpowers? A: Because I'm the King, that's why! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because I'm the King' date=' that's why![/quote'] Q - Elvis, dear, why are you wearing that ridiculous outfit? A - I don't want a lot, really I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I don't want a lot' date=' really I don't.[/quote'] Q: You have almost bought all the land area on Earth. How much do you want? A. There's a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. But that strictly qualifies as neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A. There's a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. But that strictly qualifies as neither. Q: What is The Navy Way? A: We've been fighting over the same acre of ground for twenty-seven years at a cost of over thirteen thousand dead soldiers. Something seems amiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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