Narf the Mouse Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Do you really think that swerving at things only you can see makes you a good driver? A - Nothing wrong that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't fix. Q: Our planet is too arid! Quick, how do we solve this? A: Just a simple terraforming job. Any Kardeshev I civilization could manage it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just a simple terraforming job. Any Kardeshev I civilization could manage it. Q: How can I raise rabbits on the moon? A: This is one of the few things in the Universe that will not blend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is one of the few things in the Universe that will not blend. Q: How can I have an openly debaucherous lifestyle, yet still command respect and admiration as a paragon of virtue? A: Way too much to be worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Way too much to be worth it. Q - Hey, she's one of the hottest women out there! How much could a date with Viperia really hurt, anyway? A - I haven't been briefed on that situation, and neither have you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I haven't been briefed on that situation' date=' and neither have you.[/quote'] Q:I'm confused, what the heck happened to the Oreos & Milk? A: Fanatically Loyalist Toads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fanatically Loyalist Toads Q: How to you combat an army of rebellious frogs? A: Or, you could just microwave them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Or' date=' you could just microwave them.[/quote'] Q: Is there really no other way to prepare shrimp, Bubba? A: Not that Barbie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not that Barbie! Q: Y'know, there's a lot of really sick, perverted people out there! Can you imagine what sort of sicko says that Klaus is a mass-produced sexually exaggerated plastic icon? A: [fingers in ears, singing] La la la la la .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: [fingers in ears' date= singing] La la la la la .... Q: Did you hear the one about a boy and his sheep? A: All hail the king of the Dingleberries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: All hail the king of the Dingleberries! Q: Who's going to negotiate the peace treaty with the Archduke of the Donglefruit? A: Just because you believe that Oprah Winfrey is the Messiah doesn't necessarily make it so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just because you believe that Oprah Winfrey is the Messiah doesn't necessarily make it so. Q: Will you join my new religion? A: You clearly misunderstood what I meant when I mentioned "The Big O". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You clearly misunderstood what I meant when I mentioned "The Big O". Q: You want me to give you part of they Hollywood sign? A:Thats why your father is not allowed in Texas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A:Thats why your father is not allowed in Texas Q: You think that they were unfair just because he sold Huston to the Nazis? A: Don't ask. Just back up slowly, turn around and whatever you do, don't scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't ask. Just back up slowly' date=' turn around and whatever you do, don't scream.[/quote'] Q: What are you going to do with that stake, Dr. Van Helsing? A: I was alerted to your presence by the unmistakable smell of a chocolate mint milkshake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was alerted to your presence by the unmistakable smell of a chocolate mint milkshake. Q - Why is it that I can never sneak up on you, Logan? A - Free to do it all my way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Free to do it all my way! Q: What is the motto of the Chinese government? A: A pizza the size of the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A pizza the size of the sun. Q - What's your plan to keep Galactus from eating the Earth, Dr. Richards? A - It's too small to see with the naked eye, but believe me, it's there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's too small to see with the naked eye, but believe me, it's there! Q: Must you keep going on about your ethical sense, mister spin doctor? A: No, not as bad as the press...probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' not as bad as the press...probably.[/quote'] Q: Welcome to the Torture Chamber! What do you think of my rack? A: At times like this, everybody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's 1400 Madrid. What should we expect? A: Just a hop, slip and jump in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just a hop' date=' slip and jump in time.[/quote'] Q: How do we get to the TARDIS? A: I like something in-between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I like something in-between. Q: Which do you like best: her left leg, or her right leg? A: And she makes her living between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And she makes her living between them. Q: Your wife is a doctor AND a lawyer? A: I'll never trust you with a gas-powered chainsaw again, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll never trust you with a gas-powered chainsaw again, you know. Q: Why don't I remember the front door, back door, thirty chickens and a rat? A: Raw Phosphorous is not a bonding agent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Raw Phosphorous is not a bonding agent. Q: Why are these quantums not bonding with this Phosphorous? A: If it's all the same to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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