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Q - Do you really think that swerving at things only you can see makes you a good driver?

 

A - Nothing wrong that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't fix.

Q: Our planet is too arid! Quick, how do we solve this?

 

A: Just a simple terraforming job. Any Kardeshev I civilization could manage it.

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A: This is one of the few things in the Universe that will not blend.

 

Q: How can I have an openly debaucherous lifestyle, yet still command respect and admiration as a paragon of virtue?

 

A: Way too much to be worth it.

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A: Way too much to be worth it.

 

Q - Hey, she's one of the hottest women out there! How much could a date with Viperia really hurt, anyway?

 

A - I haven't been briefed on that situation, and neither have you.

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A - I haven't been briefed on that situation' date=' and neither have you.[/quote']

 

Q:I'm confused, what the heck happened to the Oreos & Milk?

 

A: Fanatically Loyalist Toads

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A: Not that Barbie!

 

Q: Y'know, there's a lot of really sick, perverted people out there! Can you imagine what sort of sicko says that Klaus is a mass-produced sexually exaggerated plastic icon?

 

A: [fingers in ears, singing] La la la la la ....

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A: [fingers in ears' date= singing] La la la la la ....

 

 

Q: Did you hear the one about a boy and his sheep?

 

A: All hail the king of the Dingleberries!

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A: Just because you believe that Oprah Winfrey is the Messiah doesn't necessarily make it so.

 

Q: Will you join my new religion?

 

A: You clearly misunderstood what I meant when I mentioned "The Big O".

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A: You clearly misunderstood what I meant when I mentioned "The Big O".

 

Q: You want me to give you part of they Hollywood sign?

 

A:Thats why your father is not allowed in Texas

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A:Thats why your father is not allowed in Texas

 

Q: You think that they were unfair just because he sold Huston to the Nazis?

 

A: Don't ask. Just back up slowly, turn around and whatever you do, don't scream.

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A: I was alerted to your presence by the unmistakable smell of a chocolate mint milkshake.

 

Q - Why is it that I can never sneak up on you, Logan?

 

A - Free to do it all my way!

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A: A pizza the size of the sun.

 

Q - What's your plan to keep Galactus from eating the Earth, Dr. Richards?

 

A - It's too small to see with the naked eye, but believe me, it's there!

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A - It's too small to see with the naked eye, but believe me, it's there!

 

Q: Must you keep going on about your ethical sense, mister spin doctor?

 

A: No, not as bad as the press...probably.

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A: I'll never trust you with a gas-powered chainsaw again, you know.

 

Q: Why don't I remember the front door, back door, thirty chickens and a rat?

 

A: Raw Phosphorous is not a bonding agent.

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