Klytus Posted April 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If it's all the same to you... Q: Would you rather have six or half-a-dozen? A: Pants on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pants on the ground. Q: Sargent Kowalski, what evidence do you have to convict the suspecy for indecent exposure? A: They don't look like Prebyterians to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: They don't look like Prebyterians to me. Q: What makes you think that they came from a time before computers? A: It's worse than that - it's Physics, Jim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's worse than that - it's Physics' date=' Jim! [/quote'] Q - Why can't I make out with that Hooloovoo chick? Is it my pick-up line? My hair? My voice? A - I never wanted to see that...but now that I have, I must admit it wasn't too bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Have you ever seen a grown man naked? A - It doesn't matter, it's illegal now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - It doesn't matter' date=' it's illegal now.[/quote'] Q: Why are so many anti-government journalists getting arrested? Didn't we used to have Freedom of the Press in this country? A: That's the Tea Party for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's the Tea Party for you. Q: Who's reacting to Starbuck's market domination by trying to outlaw coffee? A: It takes an army to raze a village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It takes an army to raze a village. Q: Why does it follow that it takes an idiot to raise an army? A: It takes a village to raise an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does it follow that it takes an idiot to raise an army? A: It takes a village to raise an idiot. Q: Why don't you find any idiot hermits? A: Oh, him...he's the village idiot of Idiot Village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh' date=' him...he's the village idiot of Idiot Village.[/quote'] Q: This man you're trying to place on the throne -- who is he, anyway? A: Knowing that the King is completely, utterly mad will do you little good in a situation like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Knowing that the King is completely' date=' utterly mad will do you little good in a situation like this.[/quote'] Q - The premise of my thesis is that Elvis Presley wasn't a musical genius, he was simply insane. Do you think I'll get published? A - There's no way that's ever going to fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - There's no way that's ever going to fly. Q: I have a concept for a supersonic fighter aircraft powered by rubber bands! Can you help me find start-up capital to build it? A: What do you do with a potted potto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: What do you do with a potted potto? Q - What did you say to make PeTA throw red paint at you? A - He's the man who gave up his own name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - He's the man who gave up his own name. Q: Whatever happened to Gordon Sumner, anyway? And who's this Sting dude? A: Surprisingly enough, that was not a Tolkien reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Surprisingly enough' date=' that was not a Tolkien reference.[/quote'] Q: Who said that only friends may enter? A. What a stupid question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A. What a stupid question. Q: What's Bob's name? A: What a stupid answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: What a stupid answer. Q: Pie are squared! A: This show is going to close on Page Eight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: This show is going to close on Page Eight! Q: Where's Page Nine? A: That would explain it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That would explain it. Q: So you say that Bigfoot can transform into a tree? A: Slug Fanciers Monthly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Slug Fanciers Monthly Q: Shell-less snail aficionados have a journal? What's it called? A: They don't get along with salt lovers, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: They don't get along with salt lovers' date=' though.[/quote'] Q: You going to the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band reunion concert? A: Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song, and I'll try not to sing out of key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song' date=' and I'll try not to sing out of key.[/quote'] Q: What song lyric did Vincent Van Gogh take a bit too literally? A: That would be the other kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That would be the other kind. Q: Is this the koala that drops down from the trees to attack, kill and eat luckless humans underneath? A: If there was ever any doubt of your hostile intentions before you did that, it is gone now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this the koala that drops down from the trees to attack, kill and eat luckless humans underneath? A: If there was ever any doubt of your hostile intentions before you did that, it is gone now. Q: I just shot at your Battleship with my Scout ship. How do you like them apples? A: Sour grapes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sour grapes. Q: This wine tastes terrible. What was it made with? A: Decapitated and cremated: How I survived almost certain death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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