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A: Pants on the ground.

 

Q: Sargent Kowalski, what evidence do you have to convict the suspecy for indecent exposure?

 

A: They don't look like Prebyterians to me.

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A: They don't look like Prebyterians to me.

 

Q: What makes you think that they came from a time before computers?

 

A: It's worse than that - it's Physics, Jim! :jawdrop:

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A: It's worse than that - it's Physics' date=' Jim! :jawdrop:[/quote']

 

Q - Why can't I make out with that Hooloovoo chick? Is it my pick-up line? My hair? My voice?

 

A - I never wanted to see that...but now that I have, I must admit it wasn't too bad.

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A - It doesn't matter' date=' it's illegal now.[/quote']

 

Q: Why are so many anti-government journalists getting arrested? Didn't we used to have Freedom of the Press in this country?

 

A: That's the Tea Party for you.

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Q: Why does it follow that it takes an idiot to raise an army?

 

A: It takes a village to raise an idiot.

Q: Why don't you find any idiot hermits?

 

A: Oh, him...he's the village idiot of Idiot Village.

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A: Knowing that the King is completely' date=' utterly mad will do you little good in a situation like this.[/quote']

 

Q - The premise of my thesis is that Elvis Presley wasn't a musical genius, he was simply insane. Do you think I'll get published?

 

A - There's no way that's ever going to fly.

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A - There's no way that's ever going to fly.

 

Q: I have a concept for a supersonic fighter aircraft powered by rubber bands! Can you help me find start-up capital to build it?

 

A: What do you do with a potted potto?

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A: Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song' date=' and I'll try not to sing out of key.[/quote']

 

Q: What song lyric did Vincent Van Gogh take a bit too literally?

 

A: That would be the other kind.

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Q: Is this the koala that drops down from the trees to attack, kill and eat luckless humans underneath?

 

A: If there was ever any doubt of your hostile intentions before you did that, it is gone now.

Q: I just shot at your Battleship with my Scout ship. How do you like them apples?

 

A: Sour grapes.

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