Narf the Mouse Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This wine tastes terrible. What was it made with? A: Decapitated and cremated: How I survived almost certain death Q: "The Many Benefits of Lichdom", by F. Less? A: A terrible whine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A terrible whine! Q: How could you tell I didn't like your cheese? A: I'm not evil. I'm just drawn that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How could you tell I didn't like your cheese? A: I'm not evil. I'm just drawn that way. Q: Gadzooks! You are drawn in dark, negative colours! You must be evil! A: You'll never get away with this, Redundant Man! Again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You'll never get away with this' date=' Redundant Man! Again![/quote'] Q: You'll never get away with this, Redundant Man! What are we doing? A: Roll every die in a 30m radius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Roll every die in a 30m radius. Q: How much damage does my character take? A: Ooh, sparkley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ooh' date=' sparkley![/quote'] Q - What was the last thing he said before his ship was destroyed in a supernova? A - You, my friend, have a gift for understatement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - You' date=' my friend, have a gift for understatement.[/quote'] Q: Isn't that a rather large dragon? A: Sorry you're on fire. I didn't know you were there when I cast the spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Isn't that a rather large dragon? A: Sorry you're on fire. I didn't know you were there when I cast the spell. Q: How could you have missed me? I was sparkling! A: Quite intentional, I assure you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Quite intentional' date=' I assure you.[/quote'] Q: Did you really mean to spill this toxic waste all over my lawn? A: If a man can't store weapons-grade plutonium in his own garage without the government sticking its nose in, this country is in serious trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you really mean to spill this toxic waste all over my lawn? A: If a man can't store weapons-grade plutonium in his own garage without the government sticking its nose in, this country is in serious trouble. Q: The right to nuclear bear arms? A: What has genetic science wrought?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: What has genetic science wrought?! Q: Look at the Owlbear, Daddy! A: How many licks does it take to get a restraining order? The world may never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: How many licks does it take to get a restraining order? The world may never know. Q: How does one make the Judge happy? A: The Shammy of Thor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Shammy of Thor Q - What do the Asgard use to keep their starships so clean and shiny? A - I'm in love with her, and I feel fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'm in love with her' date=' and I feel fine.[/quote'] Q: You look like death warmed over! What are you doing with that Succubus? A: One does not simply walk into McDonalds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: One does not simply walk into McDonalds! Q: What did the Burger King say when you asked him to fetch you a Big mac? A: Happy Bunny Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You look like death warmed over! What are you doing with that Succubus? A: One does not simply walk into McDonalds! Q: Why did you chicken-dance into McDonalds? A: One does not simply bawk into Mordor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Happy Bunny Day. Q: What is the perfect holiday to give your kids the multiplication tables? A: One does not simply bawk into Mordor! Q: Why does Sauron have such a hard time finding a good chicken dinner? A: Pants. What a concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pants. What a concept. Q: What is the attitude of most Scotsmen? A: An awfully large hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: An awfully large hammer. Q: This nail is the size of the Chrysler Building! What do we need to deal with it? A: The Easter Bunny is on fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Easter Bunny is on fire! Q: Why do all the Easter Eggs have a fire theme this year? A: Campaign stenographer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Campaign stenographer Q: What sort of job does Donald Trump give his winning Apprentice? A: Looks like we're going to need a bigger shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Looks like we're going to need a bigger shark. Q: Did you know all the heroes in this Lemuria campaign are about three-times more powerful than you thought? A: With lasers on their heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you know all the heroes in this Lemuria campaign are about three-times more powerful than you thought? A: With lasers on their heads. Q: You made laser-shooting laser-weasels? A: A whole horde of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You made laser-shooting laser-weasels? A: A whole horde of 'em. Yeah, but Narf, if the park breaks down, the weasels don't shoot the tourists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A whole horde of 'em. Q: How many laser-shooting laser-weasels with lasers on their heads will you need to conquer the city? A: For the Horde! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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