Pariah Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: For the Horde! Q - What did you buy all these laser-shooting laser-weasels with lasers on their heads for? A - They're like iguanas, only more cuddly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - They're like iguanas' date=' only more cuddly.[/quote'] Q: What do lizards need with fur coats? A: The Wizard Lizard wants a word with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Wizard Lizard wants a word with you. Q: You say that we are in a fantasy game? What makes you so sure? A: An all stone cast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: An all stone cast. Q: OK, so who's in Medusa: the Musical? A: The only way I would go see this movie is if the alternative were an non-anesthetized root canal. With a chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The only way I would go see this movie is if the alternative were an non-anesthetized root canal. With a chainsaw. Q: Wanna go see Gigli? A: It was just a suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Yeah' date=' but Narf, if the park breaks down, the weasels don't shoot the tourists.[/quote'] What do they shoot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was just a suggestion. Q: So you want to play golf using the Moon as the ball? A: Every word is a palendrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Every word is a palendrome. Q: Bob did Madam Eve? Wow! A: Every 76 years since 240 BC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Every 76 years since 240 BC. Q: When was Mark Twain born? A: No... that's Halley's comet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No... that's Halley's comet. Q: Give me back my comet! A: And he wore a hat, and he had a job, and he brought home the bacon so that no-one knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And he wore a hat' date=' and he had a job, and he brought home the bacon so that no-one knew.[/quote'] Q: Is that Ebinezer Scrooge with that pig? A: Nuns don't kill people, rabbits do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nuns don't kill people' date=' rabbits do. [/quote'] Q: What is the problem with going after the Holy Grail? A: He's poor. How dare he waste his money on food and clothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's poor. How dare he waste his money on food and clothing! Q: What is a common complaint heard from drug dealers near the trailer parks? A: Violet wand torture in a family-friendly environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is a common complaint heard from drug dealers near the trailer parks? A: Violet wand torture in a family-friendly environment. Q: What is never the answer? A: Also, gladiator sports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Also' date=' gladiator sports.[/quote'] Q: Flaying people alive is getting its own cable TV dedicated channel? A: And its viewership will be three times that of the Calculus Channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And its viewership will be three times that of the Calculus Channel. Q: Why are you in despair over the prospect of The Pseudoscience Channel? A: To think of all the wondrous ways they're using plastics nowadays! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you in despair over the prospect of The Pseudoscience Channel? A: To think of all the wondrous ways they're using plastics nowadays! Q: Why do you want to go to Burger King? A: It's not quite a sensible thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not quite a sensible thing. Q: Sorry to hear you have a splinter in your finger. Let me grab my chainsaw. Hey, it's wood, right? A: Once upon a time there was a cheerful little girl called MAtilda, who was known throughout the land as "Little Miss Dysentery".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sorry to hear you have a splinter in your finger. Let me grab my chainsaw. Hey' date=' it's [i']wood[/i], right? A: Once upon a time there was a cheerful little girl called MAtilda, who was known throughout the land as "Little Miss Dysentery".... Q: How does the world's most depressing fairy tale begin? A: May the Hounds of Hell enjoy their newest chew toy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: May the Hounds of Hell enjoy their newest chew toy... Q: Did you hear who just died? A: Unt I am learning Chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Unt I am learning Chinese. Q - Do you really know how to count down in both English and German? A - I really wish I could tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I really wish I could tell you. Q: Am I getting a pony for my birthday? Am I? Am I? A: She's so scary it's cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's so scary it's cute. Q - Does Jack Skellington really have a baby girl? A - Oh, her. Never mind her. She'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Oh' date=' her. Never mind her. She'll be fine.[/quote'] Q: What if we toss Wednesday Addams into the Pit of Unspeakable Horrors? A: By gaslight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: By gaslight. Q: "The Diagnosis, Treatment, and Cure of Diarrhea and Excessive Flatulence" ... How can you read that? A: For that, you will die. Messily and malodorously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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