Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A. Well' date=' technically, it still is.[/quote'] Q: IF I dress it up in frilly lacy stuff and give it a teapot, this thing in the living room isn't an elephant anymore, is it? A: I don't believe this! There's an elephant in the middle of the living room -- and EVERYONE is talking about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't believe this! There's an elephant in the middle of the living room -- and EVERYONE is talking about it! Q: What's the most remarkable thing about your Dumbo fan club's showing of the film in a 3-D holotank? A: What you have there is ten kilos of confusion in a five microgram bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: What you have there is ten kilos of confusion in a five microgram bag. Q: For the life o' me, I jest cain't figger out this dad-blamed metrical system. Jest whaddya figger the hitch is? A: Ain't no partay like my nana's tea partay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ain't no partay like my nana's tea partay. Q: What's the motto of Hillbillies for Palin? A: No, I asked you to book Michael Palin. MICHAEL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I asked you to book Michael Palin. MICHAEL.[/quote'] Q: We just brought in Sara Palin like you told us to. A: Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ... -oh wait- yeah, I can help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Damnit Jim' date=' I'm a doctor, not a ... -oh wait- yeah, I can help.[/quote'] Q: He has sprained ankle, Bones! A: Set phasers on deep fat fry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Set phasers on deep fat fry. Q: The Chicken People of Delta Gamma VI have invaded the Enterprise! Any suggestions for the security crew, Mr. Worf? A: If you really need me, Mister Riker, I'll be at Ten Forward drowning my sorrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you really need me' date=' Mister Riker, I'll be at Ten Forward drowning my sorrows.[/quote'] Q: The engines are messing up. Where is Scotty? A: 2650 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: 2650 Q: You're kidding! Another sequel to 300? What's this one called? A: Black Magic Woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: 2650 Q: When will my college debt finally be paid off? A: Black Magic Woman Q: Who do CCG geeks dream of meeting at the convention? A: She has legs; she knows how to use them. I certainly hope so, because it would be really embarrassing if she didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: She has legs; she knows how to use them. I certainly hope so' date=' because it would be really embarrassing if she didn't.[/quote'] Q - She's three and a half years old and she can't walk yet? A - Heavy whipping cream, overripe mangoes, and twenty-seven board feet of balsa wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Heavy whipping cream' date=' overripe mangoes, and twenty-seven board feet of balsa wood.[/quote'] Q: You need what to build a raft? A: Not Norma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not Norma. Q: I'm trying to come up with a stage name. What goes with Monroe? A: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, and no you can't have any. They're all mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts' date=' and no you can't have any. They're all mine![/quote'] Q: I have some Mounds. Is there anything else that would go with them? A: Drunken rants on toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Drunken rants on toast. Q: Welcome to Rush Limbaugh's cocktail party. Can I get you an appetizer? A: While the ol' FBI watches me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: While the ol' FBI watches me. Q - You dance naked in your kitchen? As a joke? When? A - I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain. Q: The city is on fire! Don't you think it's time to take up agriculture? A: Just be grateful we don't have to do this for a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just be grateful we don't have to do this for a living. Q: You're taking up gargening? Isn't that a great thing? A: Non-athelete's foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Non-athelete's foot Q: What should we call our shoe store for RPG players? A: Cheap shot. Very cheap. Accurate, but very, very cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cheap shot. Very cheap. Accurate' date=' but very, very cheap.[/quote'] Q: Brock Lesnar wasn't originally a soprano. How did this happen? A: Thanks for the offer, but I'd rather not be raptured this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thanks for the offer' date=' but I'd rather not be raptured this morning.[/quote'] Q: Do you wanna party like it's 1999? A: Stern but fair...except for the fair part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stern but fair...except for the fair part. Q: What kind of judge hangs a man for littering? A: You realize, of course, that somebody will have to pick up all the abandoned clothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You realize' date=' of course, that [i']somebody[/i] will have to pick up all the abandoned clothing. Q - GenCon has a nude gaming event this year? A - Ate the door off the local saloon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Ate the door off the local saloon. Q: Why did you say you were banned from the new Candyland MMORPG? A: Lovable but INSANE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lovable but INSANE! Q: Why is there this big crowd around the Joker? A: Look, if you weren't dead, you wouldn't be in the box. If you're in the box, you must be dead. So shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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