Pariah Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look' date=' if you weren't dead, you wouldn't be in the box. If you're in the box, you must be dead. So shut up.[/quote'] Q - I'm not dead yet! I feel like dancing! A - Those gentle voices I hear explain it all in a sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Those gentle voices I hear explain it all in a sigh. Q: AAAH! Torque! Angular momentum! Moment of inertia! Angular acceleration! PRECESSION! AAAAAAH!! How am I gonna learn this stuff by the mid-term Wednesday?!? A: Wednesday, child, is full of woe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: AAAH! Torque! Angular momentum! Moment of inertia! Angular acceleration! PRECESSION! AAAAAAH!! How am I gonna learn this stuff by the mid-term Wednesday?!? A: Wednesday, child, is full of woe. Q: What do you mean, "It spills over onto the people around her?" A: Definitely creepy and kooky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Definitely creepy and kooky. Q: So, this is your first LARP, what do you think? A: Teletubbies...of death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, this is your first LARP, what do you think? A: Teletubbies...of death! Q: What do you mean by "Ordinary Teletubbies"? A: Well, at least they're not 4D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' at least they're not 4D.[/quote'] Q: You're telling me you had to sit through all of Nature Trail to Hell? Was there any redeeming feature? A: And there are times when chainsaws do wonders for a movie. This is not one of those times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're telling me you had to sit through all of Nature Trail to Hell? Was there any redeeming feature? A: And there are times when chainsaws do wonders for a movie. This is not one of those times. Q: "A Beautiful Mind: Zombie Edition"? A: Now that I have time to reflect, golfing's not so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now that I have time to reflect' date=' golfing's not so bad.[/quote'] Q: How's the mirror-making career going, Tiger? A: Monsters beneath the bed have much to fear from you, darling. Goodnight, demon-slayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Monsters beneath the bed have much to fear from you' date=' darling. Goodnight, demon-slayer.[/quote'] Q: Why are there never any demons in Buffy's house? A: He was torn apart by a horde of rabid fanboys, fangirls and various types of otaku. It wasn't pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He was torn apart by a horde of rabid fanboys' date=' fangirls and various types of otaku. It wasn't pretty.[/quote'] Q - Anybody seen Mightybec lately? A - Dropped on the floor in 2.3 seconds. That's got to be a new record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Dropped on the floor in 2.3 seconds. That's got to be a new record. Q: How's that death-by-embarrassment weapon going? You had a field test yesterday, with a condemned criminal as live target. A: 545 cubic inches, and I use them all, baby!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: 545 cubic inches' date=' and I use them all, baby!![/quote'] Q: What is the volume of your beer gut? A: I said Eagle not Beagle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the volume of your beer gut? A: I said Eagle not Beagle! Q: Congratulations, you're now a "Great Soaring Beagle". How do you feel? A: Well, at least you have super powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' at least you have super powers.[/quote'] Q - What's the use of having Precognition if nobody ever listens to me? A - Here we are now, in containers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What's the use of having Precognition if nobody ever listens to me? A - Here we are now, in containers! Q: What's wrong with my blind teleport? A: Well, if you'd teamed up with the Precognition guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' if you'd teamed up with the Precognition guy![/quote'] Q: How was I supposed to know those penguins had lasers mounted to their heads and a bad attitude? A: You know, this cocktail party would be more enjoyable if you hadn't invited the Frost Giants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know' date=' this cocktail party would be more enjoyable if you hadn't invited the Frost Giants.[/quote'] Q - Margaritas really are best served ice cold, don't you agree? A - Covered in cow pies, covered up deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Covered in cow pies' date=' covered up deep.[/quote'] Q: Anyone seen Slim? HE was supposed to be joining us for the cattle drive this mornin'. Anyone know where he is? A: The corn is as high as an elephant's eye and it looks like it's climbing clear up to the sky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The corn is as high as an elephant's eye and it looks like it's climbing clear up to the sky! Q: Does anyone have any idea where Jack got his seeds from and what happened to the cow? A: It's made entirely out of Legos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's made entirely out of Legos. Q: Name the most surprising thing about the vault at Fort Knox. A: Captain Jack will get you high tonight, and take you to your special island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Captain Jack will get you high tonight' date=' and take you to your special island.[/quote'] Q: What makes you think Billy Joel was precognitive about Pirates of the Caribbean? A: It was very casual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was very casual. Q - What's the dress code like at Margaritaville University? A - Some people claim that there's a woman to blame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Some people claim that there's a woman to blame. Q: My strength, it's gone, along with my hair! Who could have done this? A: You've got to change your evil ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My strength, it's gone, along with my hair! Who could have done this? A: You've got to change your evil ways. Q: I'm not evil! I'm just morally relative! A: Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Six of one' date=' half a dozen of the other.[/quote'] Q: We have maple bars and we have jelly donuts. What can I get you? A: And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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