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Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by Tim

Q: What will you give me for $100,000,000?

 

A: Kara on a good day, Rachel on a bad day.

 

(and don't be mean)

 

Q. Which of the Bensons makes for better ICQ conversation? (And this is true, I tell you from experience.)

 

 

A. The sunken city of Atlanta!

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Originally posted by Nemesis

I'm not sure how to interpret that statement. :confused:

 

My best discussions (and I mean discussions, not just talking) with kara have been when she's happy and feeling good and everything's fine. My best discussions with you have been when you're down about something, or angry about something.

 

Hence my answer.

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Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by Tim

Watch out Worldmaker, I just went thru having to apologize to keep her from getting her bat out.:)

 

Nah, not necessary. She's known me for a while and knows that hitting me in the head with a bat only results in a broken bat. My head's too hard.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

My best discussions (and I mean discussions, not just talking) with kara have been when she's happy and feeling good and everything's fine. My best discussions with you have been when you're down about something, or angry about something.

 

Hence my answer.

 

Ah. That's how I interpreted it, but I wasn't sure. Didn't realize I was better at discussion when down or angry.

 

I must be scintillating right after getting home after going through rush hour. :cool:

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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: What do you get when you spill a bottle of bleach all over your keyboard?

 

A: Many years of agonizing indecision.

 

Q. How did Nightfly get to be so charming.

 

A. Seventy six trombones, and one kazoo.

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Originally posted by Nemesis

Q. What makes slightly less noise than 4 year old twins?

 

A. Comic books and cheez whiz.

 

Q. What two things does Steve Ball need to be forever happy?

 

A. No, you're other left.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. What two things does Steve Ball need to be forever happy?

 

A. No, you're other left.

Q: What's the most annoying thing a Driver's Ed instructor has ever said to you?

 

A: "Screw this superhero crap, I'll just take over the planet and make Chloe and Lana my sex slaves."

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Originally posted by Wormhole

Q: What's the most annoying thing a Driver's Ed instructor has ever said to you?

 

A: "Screw this superhero crap, I'll just take over the planet and make Chloe and Lana my sex slaves."

 

Q. What's written on page 82 of Superman's journal?

 

A. All the news that fits.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. What's written on page 82 of Superman's journal?

 

A. All the news that fits.

Q: What new slogan will replace "Fair and Balanced" on Fox News?

 

A: “She’s currently in cryogenic stasis at my secret lair, along with Jessica Alba, Eliza Dushku, and a couple of former Laker Girls.â€

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Originally posted by Wormhole

A: “She’s currently in cryogenic stasis at my secret lair, along with Jessica Alba, Eliza Dushku, and a couple of former Laker Girls.â€

 

Q: What would Kara say as a mad scientist, when talking about Shania Twain?

 

A: Anti-Defamation League

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Originally posted by Wormhole

Q: What's Jar Jar Binks' worst freakin' nightmare?

 

A: “It’s my latest masterpiece; I made it from DNA samples from Hillary Clinton, a New York sewer rat, and the SARS virus.â€

 

Q. How ever did you cook up that clone of George W. Bush?

 

A. Shave and a haircut, two bits.

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Originally posted by Rage

Q: the other reason (besides Oil) for America invading Canada.

 

A: button

 

Q. What do you think, Quasimodo... should I put my butt on first, or my arms?

 

A. A lavender colored tuxedo.

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