Klytus Posted October 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: At General Electric' date=' we bring good things to life. And occasionally [i']bad things[/i] too. Q: What did GE say in the press release about their helping to build SkyNet? A: A 29-year-old virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: A 29-year-old virgin. Q: What sort of woman are you who takes husband-seeking so seriously? A: And this, pal, is why they call marriage an institution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this' date=' pal, is why they call marriage an [i']institution[/i]. Q: After 30 years together, my wife thinks I belong in a mental hospital. What's up with that? A: Survived by his wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Survived by his wife. Q: What do you call a man whose head has just been caved in with a rolling pin? A: I know, I know. But somebody had to give the gorilla a manicure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know' date=' I know. But somebody had to give the gorilla a manicure![/quote'] Q: Was that Grodd I just saw walking out of the beauty parlor? A: Less give, and more take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Less give' date=' and more take.[/quote'] Q: How do supervillain men like their relationships with the opposite sex? A: I take some small comfort in the knowledge that now Foxbat can never get married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I take some small comfort in the knowledge that now Foxbat can never get married. Q: Did you hear that the Defense of Marriage Act has been reworded to exclude the criminally insane instead of homosexuals? A: But they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: But they were. Q: Superman & Lois Lane don't look like they were in love, don't they? A: I make enemies deliberately. They're the sauce piquant of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I make enemies deliberately. They're the sauce piquant of my life. Q: Your monster wants to kill you, and you made another five who also want to kill you? What WERE you thinking, Doctor Frankenstein? A: On second thought, Jim, maybe you shouldn't fix my computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: On second thought' date=' Jim, maybe you shouldn't fix my computer.[/quote'] Q: Now Where did I leave that sledgehammer? A: One more smart remark out of you and we'll dress you up like a Japanese school girl and toss you in the tank with the giant octopus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: One more smart remark out of you and we'll dress you up like a Japanese school girl and toss you in the tank with the giant octopus. Q: No, no, let me guess: I've made you angry? Gee... there's a shocker. A: I didn't even know we had one of those; let alone in red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't even know we had one of those; let alone in red. Q - Do you know which of the kids took the red Ferrari, dear? A - So far away from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - So far away from me. Q: Where do you want this rabid giant skunk? A: One would not think a duck the size of Yankee Stadium would be this much bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: One would not think a duck the size of Yankee Stadium would be this much bother. Q: What happened to all the bread and crackers? A: The slaughter was a sargent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The slaughter was a sargent. Q: "The butchery was general?" What's that mean? A: Fifty fabulous finks fetching flocked fletchings from Fukushima. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fifty fabulous finks fetching flocked fletchings from Fukushima. Q: Very good! Can you say "Titus the Tailor told Ten Tall Tales to Titania the Titmouse?" A: Tragedy tomorrow -- Comedy tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tragedy tomorrow -- Comedy tonight! A: What happens when the Foxbat Show is followed by the Dr. Destroyer Hour? Q: Way overpowered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Way overpowered. Q: What do you call a toothpick that doubles as a 4d6+1 Killing Attack? A: He has a thousand uses for his cigarette lighter. Oddly enough, none of them involve actually lighting cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: He has a thousand uses for his cigarette lighter. Oddly enough' date=' none of them involve actually lighting cigarettes.[/quote'] Q: Why should we keep these lighters away from Pyro? A: A halfling rodeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: A halfling rodeo Q: What's with all the sheep? A: Bazooka Joe is just the name of the bubble gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bazooka Joe is just the name of the bubble gum. Q: Say, where did Joe go, and what are all these burning tanks doing here? A: Of course nothing happened. That you expected something to happen when you did that is rather silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course nothing happened. That you expected something to happen when you did that is rather silly. Q - Okay, I reduced the local temperature to absolute zero. Why is nothing happening? A - money for nothin'. Chicklets for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - money for nothin'. Chicklets for free. Q: Didn't Huey sing that just before the Joker iced him? A: Four fried chickens and a coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Four fried chickens and a coke. Q: What does Bane usually have for breakfast? A: Sometimes you hit a homer, and sometimes a homer hits you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sometimes you hit a homer' date=' and sometimes a homer hits you.[/quote'] Q: Why did Bart's dad punch Hank Aaron? A: Very nerdy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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