Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Very nerdy. Q: How do you describe the sort of guy who buys a My Little Pony pocket protector and wears it with a Spock T-shirt? A: And kindly remove those ridiculous ears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: And kindly remove those ridiculous ears! Q: If a dwarf were to direct the torture an elf, what would his first command be? A: At least they were sensible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: At least they were sensible. Q: Can you believe that the museum is guarded by demons? A: His own worst enema Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: His own worst enema Q: He's the most successful gastroenterologist in town, so why does he hate himself so much? A: The look on your face will be priceless when they find that watermelon in your colon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The look on your face will be priceless when they find that watermelon in your colon. Q: That bit about not swallowing watermelon seeds or else they'll grow inside of you is just an Urban Legend. Right...? A: Pizza and vanilla, but not geese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pizza and vanilla' date=' but not geese.[/quote'] Q: You have an unusual meal here. Mind if I ask what it is? A: Vampires with Frankenstein's Monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Vampires with Frankenstein's Monster. Q: What makes you say my new horror campaign is hopelessly cliched? A: Nobody doubts your stupidity now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody doubts your stupidity now. Q: I just let all the news outlets shape and form my deeply held opinions this election. Why do you ask? A: I'm not certain why it was ever doubted in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not certain why it was ever doubted in the first place. Q: Ouch! I hit my head on the bottom of Niagara Falls! Why didn't somebody tell me water flows down? A: Everything in the Universe is a uniform shade of purple. That should be utterly obvious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everything in the Universe is a uniform shade of purple. That should be utterly obvious! Q: How do you know that the Impossible Man has been having fun? A: Welcome to the Samhain Times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Welcome to the Samhain Times. Q: Where can an unrepentant neopagan get a job in the newspaper business? A: The Gods are not crazy -- they're higher than kites! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Gods are not crazy -- they're higher than kites! Q: We have discovered, embedded in a Precambrian quartzite bed two billion years old, a Jack Daniels bottle the size of a semitrailer! A: The spiral arm is wrapped all around Virgo's private parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The spiral arm is wrapped all around Virgo's private parts. Q: What makes you think the Stars are Right for squid-creatures to mate with mortals? A: Please don't invade my mind and drive me insane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Please don't invade my mind and drive me insane! Q: What am I frequently shouting when any discussion turns to politics? A: I wasn't using them anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wasn't using them anyway. Q: Are you sure you don't want these moral scruples back? A: He has no money. Ignore him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: He has no money. Ignore him. Q: This peasant wants your attention, Count DeMonet. What shall we do? A: They always do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: They always do. Q: Superman, does the cleaner get the blood out of your cape aftyer the fight? A: Tumbling dice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tumbling dice Q: What do Hero players use in large handfuls? A: If you vote for gay marriage, the super-evolved ducks have already won! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you vote for gay marriage' date=' the super-evolved ducks have already won![/quote'] Q: What is Foxbat's "logic" for opposing gay marriage? A: I'm not sure why you expected it to make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not sure why you expected it to make sense. Q: Did you possibly expect to understand the way that the government works? A: Closet nose picker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Closet nose picker. Q: My closet needs a new nose! Who'll help me choose a new one? A: You lack honor. That's probably why you're not dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: You lack honor. That's probably why you're not dead. Q: I've been in over a hundred duels, and I won all of them by cheating. Why do you ask? A: I'm a very angry person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm a very angry person. Q: How did you get to be so enormous and green? A: Of course I made the marriage proposal, son. I'm the guy with the shotgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course I made the marriage proposal' date=' son. I'm the guy with the shotgun.[/quote'] Q - Are you really getting married, Uncle Ash? A - Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the cannolis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the cannolis. Q: Are you really in charge of the Evil Italian Bakery? A: Even a duck bent on self-preservation would say you were going too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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