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A: The look on your face will be priceless when they find that watermelon in your colon.

 

Q: That bit about not swallowing watermelon seeds or else they'll grow inside of you is just an Urban Legend. Right...?

 

A: Pizza and vanilla, but not geese.

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A: The Gods are not crazy -- they're higher than kites!

 

Q: We have discovered, embedded in a Precambrian quartzite bed two billion years old, a Jack Daniels bottle the size of a semitrailer!

 

A: The spiral arm is wrapped all around Virgo's private parts.

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