Asperion Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Even a duck bent on self-preservation would say you were going too far. Q: Why are you targeting that duck with the Death Star? A: It slices, it dices, it julienne fries, but wait, there's more! It conquers the world and make them think it was their idea! Now how much would you pay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It slices' date=' it dices, it julienne fries, but wait, there's more! It conquers the world and make them think it was their idea! Now how much would you pay?[/quote'] Q: You say you have Excalibur 2.0 and want to sell it to me? What does this sword DO, exactly? A: Actually, given the political system we have now, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords would be a substantial improvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' given the political system we have now, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords would be a substantial improvement.[/quote'] Q: In theory, a candidate can win the Electoral College with only 22% of the popular vote. Some Democracy, huh? A: Cleaning the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2012 Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cleaning the dog. Q: What are you going to be doing with all that gunpowder and that hose? A: For the punishment to fit this particular crime will really take some work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: For the punishment to fit this particular crime will really take some work. Q: He committed genocide against an entire species of... Foxbat worshipers??? A: Watching the squirrels eat nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 21, 2012 Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Watching the squirrels eat nuts. Q - What would you rather do than watch the final Presidential debate? A - Well, of course they're biased. Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Well' date=' of course they're biased. Duh.[/quote'] Q: You don't trust facts? A: I'm Fred Flintsone, and I approve this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm Fred Flintsone' date=' and I approve this message.[/quote'] Q: Are youi guaranteeing everyone a bronto if you get elected? A: He's a hard hobbit to break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's a hard hobbit to break. Q: Did you hear that in his declining years, Pippin turned to wood from all the Ent nectar he'd drank? A: A check for $0.03. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: A check for $0.03. Q: What's more valuable than a three-dollar bill? A: I got one on vacation and gave it to my dad. Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I got one on vacation and gave it to my dad. Honest. Q: Where's your Infernal City of Dis T-Shirt? A: The power to remake the Universe in your image no longer available in Bud Light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The power to remake the Universe in your image no longer available in Bud Light. Q: How do you know your beer goggles are on the fritz? A: ATOMIC POWER PUKE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: ATOMIC POWER PUKE!!!!! Q: How do we know we gave Godzilla too much sake? A: I'm the Tasmanian Devil and I approve this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm the Tasmanian Devil and I approve this message. Q - You told both Obama and Romney to sit and spin? A - Never before noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Never before noon. Q: So that's why you never see superheroes during the day, HUH? A: The beast's number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The beast's number. Q: Lucifer has WHO on speed-dial? A: Ah! I remember who you are now! DIE! DIE! DIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ah! I remember who you are now! DIE! DIE! DIE! Q: Why is it a really bad idea to help your arch-nemesis when his problem is amnesia? A: No Halloween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: No Halloween. Q: How do you tell if the people next door are fundamentalists? A: The power to plague the living no longer available in Bud Light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The power to plague the living no longer available in Bud Light. Q: Why did the all the zombies stop drinking light beer? A: Flailure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flailure. Q: How did that attacking army all fall down from taking out their own legs? A: I imagine you think I'm afraid of you. Well, I am. Utterly terrified. If you don't mind I'd like to surrender now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I imagine you think I'm afraid of you. Well' date=' I am. Utterly terrified. If you don't mind I'd like to surrender now.[/quote'] Q: Why do you tremble before me, worm? Afraid? A: I'd like that very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd like that very much. Q - How would you like $42,000 and a chance to whack your least favorite political candidate sixty-three times with a Wiffle bat? A - I'll take waffles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'll take waffles! Q: What do you want for breakfast, Beast Boy? A: I can put soybeans into anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can put soybeans into anything. Q: What's the most embarrassing quotation of yours from first grade? A: It might be true, but the weasel objected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It might be true' date=' but the weasel objected.[/quote'] Q: Isn't it great that we have a holiday for stepping on Mustelids and crushing their bodies? A: We've always done it that way. It's a regional thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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