Cancer Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: No thank you' date=' I just found a better job recycling trash.[/quote'] Q: Wanna grade my Physics 101 final exams for me? A: Yeah, that's what the last girl said right before she set herself on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah' date=' that's what the last girl said right before she set herself on fire.[/quote'] Q: Did you just tell her to study the volcano as a condition of her date with you? A. Now with 20% more HYPE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A. Now with 20% more HYPE!! Q - Did I just see a "Hillary 2016" ad?! A - A white-tailed deer, a flagon of oatmeal stout, and a flathead screwdriver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - A white-tailed deer' date=' a flagon of oatmeal stout, and a flathead screwdriver.[/quote'] Q: What happens when the rednecks forget to bring silverware on their hunting trip/cookout? A: Goomba squirrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Goomba squirrel. Q: Who does Mario's dog chase out of trees? A: The rabbit thinks he's smart and hides in a tree, ol' Rover eats the tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The rabbit thinks he's smart and hides in a tree' date=' ol' Rover eats the tree.[/quote'] Q: What makes you think that Rover is part beaver? A: A cathedral made of Coco-Puffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: A cathedral made of Coco-Puffs. Q: Why do improv comedians hate you? A: Really dirty water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Really dirty water. Q: What happens when The Amazing Mudman falls into the river? A: Now there's an anachronism if I ever saw one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now there's an anachronism if I ever saw one! Q: What is this thing that we call a derrigable? A: Of course - its invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course - its invisible. Q: Are you sure this seemingly-empty hangar has an invisibility cloak? A: But it smells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: But it smells. Q: That thing on your face looks ridiculous. Can that really be your nose, Cyrano? A: Then when I end the refrain, I hit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 9, 2012 Report Share Posted December 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Then when I end the refrain' date=' I hit![/quote'] Q: What made you sing the "1812 Overture"? A: And that's how I got put on "Time Out". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's how I got put on "Time Out". Q - Were you really once part of the Dave Brubeck Quartet? A - The biggest one I've ever seen anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - The biggest one I've ever seen anyway. Q: Look what just came out of the Time Portal! Isn't that an enormous T-Rex? A: That's a very pretty cabinet. I wonder if she keeps any Moet in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a very pretty cabinet. I wonder if she keeps any Moet in there. Q: Feeling optimistic about tonight's date, are we? A: Optimistic threw her drink in my face, Hopeful slapped me, and Expectations kicked me in the groin. All in all, it was actually a better than average night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Optimistic threw her drink in my face' date=' Hopeful slapped me, and Expectations kicked me in the groin. All in all, it was actually a better than average night.[/quote'] Q - How was your triple date with the Dwarven ladies? A - That is one sneezey Cabernet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - That is one sneezey Cabernet. Q: Are we going to the Fluenza Cabernet? A: I've seen black holes less full of suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've seen black holes less full of suck Q: What'd you think of the Disco Hall of Fame? A: A pity it isn't a hall of flame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: A pity it isn't a hall of flame. Q: Is this where they memorialize the most annoying postings and pages in the history of the Internet? A: It's the biggest development in the history of this institution. Admittedly it's a very short history, but I'm still impressed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the biggest development in the history of this institution. Admittedly it's a very short history' date=' but [i']I'm[/i] still impressed! Q: So did you say that the institute of robotics developed a robot that does everything that a human does and looks completely human at the same time? A: They have a large selection of nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: They have a large selection of nothing. Q: What do you think of Imaginary Objects R Us? A: He thinks he can fly. He is mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: He thinks he can fly. He is mistaken. Q - What's Buzz Lightyear's problem, anyway? A - It's an atrocity. I'll take two, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's an atrocity. I'll take two' date=' please.[/quote'] Q: Did you say that you would like to get an Armageddon device? A: That and fifty cents will get you a newspaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: That and fifty cents will get you a newspaper. Q: Can I borrow three bucks? A: Paper is expensive. We make them out of plastic now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Paper is expensive. We make them out of plastic now. Q: How can a grocery store be out of paper bags? A: It was -13% off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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