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A: No thank you' date=' I just found a better job recycling trash.[/quote']

 

Q: Wanna grade my Physics 101 final exams for me?

 

A: Yeah, that's what the last girl said right before she set herself on fire.

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A: Yeah' date=' that's what the last girl said right before she set herself on fire.[/quote']

 

Q: Did you just tell her to study the volcano as a condition of her date with you?

 

A. Now with 20% more HYPE!!

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A. Now with 20% more HYPE!!

 

Q - Did I just see a "Hillary 2016" ad?!

 

A - A white-tailed deer, a flagon of oatmeal stout, and a flathead screwdriver.

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A - A white-tailed deer' date=' a flagon of oatmeal stout, and a flathead screwdriver.[/quote']

 

Q: What happens when the rednecks forget to bring silverware on their hunting trip/cookout?

 

A: Goomba squirrel.

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A: The rabbit thinks he's smart and hides in a tree' date=' ol' Rover eats the tree.[/quote']

 

Q: What makes you think that Rover is part beaver?

 

A: A cathedral made of Coco-Puffs.

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A: And that's how I got put on "Time Out".

 

Q - Were you really once part of the Dave Brubeck Quartet?

 

A - The biggest one I've ever seen anyway.

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A: That's a very pretty cabinet. I wonder if she keeps any Moet in there.

 

Q: Feeling optimistic about tonight's date, are we?

 

A: Optimistic threw her drink in my face, Hopeful slapped me, and Expectations kicked me in the groin. All in all, it was actually a better than average night.

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A: Optimistic threw her drink in my face' date=' Hopeful slapped me, and Expectations kicked me in the groin. All in all, it was actually a better than average night.[/quote']

 

Q - How was your triple date with the Dwarven ladies?

 

A - That is one sneezey Cabernet.

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A: A pity it isn't a hall of flame.

 

Q: Is this where they memorialize the most annoying postings and pages in the history of the Internet?

 

A: It's the biggest development in the history of this institution. Admittedly it's a very short history, but I'm still impressed!

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A: It's the biggest development in the history of this institution. Admittedly it's a very short history' date=' but [i']I'm[/i] still impressed!

 

Q: So did you say that the institute of robotics developed a robot that does everything that a human does and looks completely human at the same time?

 

A: They have a large selection of nothing.

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A - It's an atrocity. I'll take two' date=' please.[/quote']

 

Q: Did you say that you would like to get an Armageddon device?

 

A: That and fifty cents will get you a newspaper.

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