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A: Every year at this time I must fight back my overwhelming urge to kick puppies and punch department store Santas in the face.

 

Q - You really are a mean one, aren't you, Mister Grinch?

 

A - I had no idea that was Tony the Tiger.

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A: I'd tell you about my awesome power and sagacity' date=' but then you'd have to do only what I say and that would be dull as paint.[/quote']

 

Q: Why won't Menton share his secrets with us?

 

A: It's like that, only dirtier.

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A: Finding a grizzly bear who will cooperate seems to be your major challenge.

 

Q - Thank you! And for my next trick, I'll need two volunteers, a silk handkerchief, and a grizzly bear! Any volunteers?

 

A - I don't care how much it cost. Take it back. Today.

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A - I don't care how much it cost. Take it back. Today.

 

Q: I would like to thank you for the Rolls Royce. What do you mean that you do not like it?

 

A: The leviathan is only a baby.

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A: In this case' date=' sir, citing the T-Rex ambling around Burbank does not prove your point.[/quote']

 

Q - California's a really strange place, isn't it?

 

A - Fortunately, that's the last stupid mistake you'll ever make.

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A - Fortunately' date=' that's the last stupid mistake you'll ever make.[/quote']

 

Q: Gee, that's really strong almond flavor in this soda -- you think maybe I shouldn't have dran -- GACK!

 

A: Don't wave that thing around like that! You could hurt someone! Probably ME!

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A: Don't wave that thing around like that! You could hurt someone! Probably ME!

 

Q - How do you like my new scimitar?

 

A - It's chocolate-covered awesome, that's what it is.

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A: I can understand you needing a haircut' date=' but I don't think this cavalry saber is the right tool for the job.[/quote']

 

Q - New haircut, General Custer?

 

A - Give up your heart. You won't need it where you are going.

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A - Give up your heart. You won't need it where you are going.

 

Q: There's a lovely girl over there, but here I am in the Aztec sacrifice holding pen. Is there any hope for this romance?

 

A: Demons are stupid that way.

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A: Food' date=' glorious food. I'm eager to try it.[/quote']

 

Q - Welcome to Chez Ritz, Me. Gandhi. Have you dined with us before?

 

A - Multiplication is not the best approach to solving this particular problem.

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A: He's in the best-selling show Is There Life on Mars?.

 

Q: Who is this Marshawn the Martian guy, and why does he spend so much time cruising the Strip?

 

A: I don't recommend the Petri Plate Special.

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A: I don't recommend the Petri Plate Special.

 

Q: What is this plate that comes on several platters, served by a steel-banded waiter with a strong Russian accent?

 

A: Freshly braised Snarf.

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A: Snarf' date=' snark, snotling, ... Here we go, snorklewacker![/quote']

 

Q: Are you almost done with my Little Big Book With Which to Whack Small Annoying Creatures About the Head?

 

A: I think it's nice of our trim little Coast Guard cutter to show mercy on that enemy battleship.

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A: I think it's nice of our trim little Coast Guard cutter to show mercy on that enemy battleship.

 

Q: Just because they outmass us 25:1 with comparable ratios in weapons and men what makes you think that we would be able to defeat them?

 

A: Byte me.

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