Michael Hopcroft Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Again with the vampires. Q: Bella, don't you think you should try dating someone nice for a change? A: If War is not the answer, you're probably not asking the right questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Again with the vampires. Q: Why does everyone walk right past the fruit bats and head for the blood-eating bats? A: Don't call time out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: If War is not the answer' date=' you're probably not asking the right questions.[/quote'] Q - Mars was the ancient Greek god of flower arrangements, right? A: Don't call time out. Q - What's the easiest way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory at the end of a football game? A - There's nobody that can't beat these guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A - There's nobody that can't beat these guys. Q: Are you sure that you want to put together a team of the Hulk, Thanos, Doomsday, and Overkill? A: We are from the Department of Credit Reassignment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: We are from the Department of Credit Reassignment. Q: Who are you guys in sunglasses and cheap suits to tell me I can't be billed above Russell Crowe? A: At the moment, it seems we are The Knights Who Say "OW! STOP HITTING ME!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: At the moment' date=' it seems we are The Knights Who Say "OW! STOP HITTING ME!"[/quote'] Q: What kind of knights are you with paper armor? A: Breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Breathing. Q: What should we do to escape this suffocation trap? A: To be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: To be human. Q: What's always the #1 request every time Commander Data sends an e-mail to Santa? A: Who needs a space colony? We've got the Internet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Who needs a space colony? We've got the Internet! Q - It's 2013 now. Weren't we supposed to have colonies on the Moon and Mars by now? A - Your blind dates are Foxbat and Deadpool. Have a great evening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A - Your blind dates are Foxbat and Deadpool. Have a great evening! Q: How do you tell Spider-Girl and She-Hulk are getting really desperate for male companionship? A: And that's when I set off the explosives, Your Honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's when I set off the explosives' date=' Your Honor.[/quote'] Q: Just exactly how did you manage to get into sub-orbit from the Marianas Trench? A: He was the Millenial Mage. She was a woman with a Penguin fetish. Together they were unstoppable. Klytus is Klytus. White Heat is White Heat. in Klytus and White Heat take down Zornwil. The cinematic event of the weekend Coming soon to a theater near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: He was the Millenial Mage. She was a woman with a Penguin fetish. Together they were unstoppable. Klytus is Klytus. White Heat is White Heat. in Klytus and White Heat take down Zornwil. The cinematic event of the weekend Coming soon to a theater near you. Q: OK, what idiot cast Tom Cruise in this movie? A: This girl is on fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: This girl is on fire! Q - For the love of all that is good and holy, would somebody PLEASE put her out already? A - That's not a mistake I'll make a third time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's not a mistake I'll make a third time. Q: This is twice you've tried to press the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button. When are you going to get the message? A: Please don't say you'll never find a way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Please don't say you'll never find a way! Q: Sir, with the plumbing shut off for overhaul, you realize there's no place to use a toilet nearer than across the street? And that means going down seven flights of stairs from here? A: Well, sir, your eyeballs do look yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' sir, your eyeballs do look yellow.[/quote'] Q: What could possibly make you think I'm secretly an alien? A: You've got blood on your face, you big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've got blood on your face' date=' you big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place![/quote'] Q: Who are you trying to get at, the great Dracula? A: Sorry about the last message, obviously someone's silly idea of a joke. Now here is the lastest radio message from the planet Jupiter, decrypted. 'If you can hear this message, you are dead Human Scum' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry about the last message, obviously someone's silly idea of a joke. Now here is the lastest radio message from the planet Jupiter, decrypted. 'If you can hear this message, you are dead Human Scum' Q: Where are we going to find thirty thousand soft, cuddly puppies to send to Jupiter? A: Fly me to the Moon and let me play among the stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fly me to the Moon and let me play among the stars. Q - If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put everyone in Hollywood there, too? It's not like we'd need to bring them back.... A - Seven light beers, a polo mallet, and every M. Night Shyamalan movie ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A - Seven light beers' date=' a polo mallet, and every M. Night Shyamalan movie ever made.[/quote'] Q: What is a great way clear out the prison problem? A: Oh that's all I need - quick-draw remorse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh that's all I need - quick-draw remorse. Q: What do you mean that a horse in a cowboy hat is here to remind you of your sins? A: There's a thousand points of light for the homeless man. There's a kinder, gentler machine-gun hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's a thousand points of light for the homeless man. There's a kinder' date=' gentler machine-gun hand.[/quote'] Q: Which way shall we we travel one this barren sand? What regards shall we build into this new-found land? A: No, that didn't make any sense to me either, but it did rhyme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' that didn't make any sense to me either, but it [u']did[/u] rhyme. Q: You're saying you prefer The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T over Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? A: There are more expensive ingredients in Spoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are more expensive ingredients in Spoo! Q - Emperor Mollari prefers Spoo to Swedish meatballs? Why? A - I'm surrounded by pleas for mercy, wails of agony, and general moaning and lamentation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'm surrounded by pleas for mercy' date=' wails of agony, and general moaning and lamentation.[/quote'] Q: And are you enjoying the Bobcats game? A: She gave me a, she gave me a Swedish tattoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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