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A: If War is not the answer' date=' you're probably not asking the right questions.[/quote']

 

Q - Mars was the ancient Greek god of flower arrangements, right?

 

A: Don't call time out.

 

Q - What's the easiest way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory at the end of a football game?

 

A - There's nobody that can't beat these guys.

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A: Who needs a space colony? We've got the Internet!

 

Q - It's 2013 now. Weren't we supposed to have colonies on the Moon and Mars by now?

 

A - Your blind dates are Foxbat and Deadpool. Have a great evening!

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A: And that's when I set off the explosives' date=' Your Honor.[/quote']

 

Q: Just exactly how did you manage to get into sub-orbit from the Marianas Trench?

 

A: He was the Millenial Mage. She was a woman with a Penguin fetish.

Together they were unstoppable.

Klytus is Klytus. White Heat is White Heat.

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Klytus and White Heat take down Zornwil.

The cinematic event of the weekend

Coming soon to a theater near you.

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A: He was the Millenial Mage. She was a woman with a Penguin fetish.

Together they were unstoppable.

Klytus is Klytus. White Heat is White Heat.

in

Klytus and White Heat take down Zornwil.

The cinematic event of the weekend

Coming soon to a theater near you.

 

Q: OK, what idiot cast Tom Cruise in this movie?

 

A: This girl is on fire!

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A: Please don't say you'll never find a way!

 

Q: Sir, with the plumbing shut off for overhaul, you realize there's no place to use a toilet nearer than across the street? And that means going down seven flights of stairs from here?

 

A: Well, sir, your eyeballs do look yellow.

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A: You've got blood on your face' date=' you big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place![/quote']

 

Q: Who are you trying to get at, the great Dracula?

 

A: Sorry about the last message, obviously someone's silly idea of a joke. Now here is the lastest radio message from the planet Jupiter, decrypted.

'If you can hear this message, you are dead Human Scum'

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A: Sorry about the last message, obviously someone's silly idea of a joke. Now here is the lastest radio message from the planet Jupiter, decrypted.

'If you can hear this message, you are dead Human Scum'

 

Q: Where are we going to find thirty thousand soft, cuddly puppies to send to Jupiter?

 

A: Fly me to the Moon and let me play among the stars.

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A: Fly me to the Moon and let me play among the stars.

 

Q - If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put everyone in Hollywood there, too? It's not like we'd need to bring them back....

 

A - Seven light beers, a polo mallet, and every M. Night Shyamalan movie ever made.

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A: There's a thousand points of light for the homeless man. There's a kinder' date=' gentler machine-gun hand.[/quote']

 

Q: Which way shall we we travel one this barren sand? What regards shall we build into this new-found land?

 

A: No, that didn't make any sense to me either, but it did rhyme.

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