Cancer Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: She gave me a' date=' she gave me a Swedish tattoo.[/quote'] Q: Did she give you a Dutch rub? A: Coronal discharge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Coronal discharge. Q - How do you plan to barbeque a budong in 30 seconds? A - I'm sorry, I must have lost track of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'm sorry' date=' I must have lost track of the time.[/quote'] Q: So, Kang, what do you have to say in your defense? A: No, I'm not letting him out. Last time he got out he started WWIII! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Kang, what do you have to say in your defense? A: No, I'm not letting him out. Last time he got out he started WWIII! Q: Dude, I don't think it's a good idea for you to keep the First Horseman locked up in your basement, maybe you should let him go? A: They should re-title it Stockholm Syndrome: The Movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: They should re-title it Stockholm Syndrome: The Movie. Q - Okay, I'll take to easy way out and make a gratuitous Twilight comment. Is that so wrong? A - Like Kanye West trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A - Like Kanye West trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. Q: So you're saying you really need this new sledgehammer? A: I didn't think anyone could be quite so self-absorbed as you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't think anyone could be quite so self-absorbed as you are. Q: What did you say to Carl Creel that got him so upset? A: Good thing I brought my 11 foot pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Good thing I brought my 11 foot Pole. Q - My basketball team has an 8½ foot Ukrainian. How are you going to beat that? A - Osvaldo's groceries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A - Osvaldo's groceries. Q: What did you take away to so upset Osvaldo's wife? A: Now that everything in the Universe is a uniform shade of purple, my real work can now commence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now that everything in the Universe is a uniform shade of purple' date=' my real work can now commence.[/quote'] Q: Why is the Impossible Man smiling? A: Idiocy for Dummies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Idiocy for Dummies Q: What is the newest release published by the Department of Redundancy Department? A: When will you ever get it through your head what a bad idea it is to press the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: When will you ever get it through your head what a bad idea it is to press the jolly' date=' candy-like History Eraser Button?[/quote'] Q - Why are the Time Police always so mad at me?! A - Rocks and blocks, but not socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A - Rocks and blocks' date=' but not socks.[/quote'] Q: Why is the stone gollum so worried about his feet? A: Curse you and your daily doubles, Trebek!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Curse you and your daily doubles' date=' Trebek!![/quote'] Q: "No I'm sorry, the correct response was 'what is a right triangle?'" A: "Mark my words, boy. Mark them well. I have survived your predecessors, and I will survive you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Mark my words' date=' boy. Mark them well. I have survived your predecessors, and I will survive you."[/quote'] Q: Aren't you a little creepy to be teaching kindergarden? A: But but but... Ponies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: But but but... Ponies! Q: Didn't you know that we put anything we can get cheap in Mixed Grill? A: Bad cow puns get you ignore!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bad cow puns get you ignore!! Q: The stakes in the cattle business sure are high, aren't they? A: You see, a tree has no value until it has been chopped down and turned into furniture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: You see' date=' a tree has no value until it has been chopped down and turned into furniture.[/quote'] Q: You murdered Dr. Oak! And cut him up into pieces! And stacked those into an ottoman! What were you thinking?!? A: History makes much more sense if you realize that "Ottoman" is really a corruption of the word "automaton". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: History makes much more sense if you realize that "Ottoman" is really a corruption of the word "automaton". Q - Is it true that Girl Genius is really just a thinly-veiled fictionalization of the history of the Ottoman Empire? A - I'd trade both of 'em, plus a second round draft pick, for that sandwich you're about to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'd trade both of 'em' date=' plus a second round draft pick, for that sandwich you're about to eat.[/quote'] Q: Which quarterback do you want to send me: Mark Sanchez or Tim Tebow? A: It was a rather sharp mango. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a rather sharp mango. Q: You cut him good with tropical fruit? A: It goes well with filet of lost soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: It goes well with filet of lost soul. Q: How's the vintage for Vin de la désolation this year? A: If it won't clean your carburetor, I won't drink it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: If it won't clean your carburetor' date=' I won't drink it![/quote'] Q - How does Lobo usually introduce himself in a bar? A - Not as exciting as watching bread rise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A - Not as exciting as watching bread rise. Q: Watching the Spiral Arm rotate? Exciting stuff, eh? A: Kind of like watching the grass evolve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kind of like watching the grass evolve. Q: How would you describe experimental botany? A: You may think those razor-sharp knives on your feet impress me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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