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A: You may think those razor-sharp knives on your feet impress me.

 

Q: Now that I have completed that new, experimental procedure, what do you think of these new attachments?

 

A: Factual accuracy is overrated.

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A: Factual accuracy is overrated.

 

Q: What is the core dictum of present-day journalism?

 

A: Yes, there were police outside my house and a helicopter overhead at 2:15 AM last night.

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A: There's a guy been awake since the Second World War.

 

Q: What makes you think that the Rip Van Wrinkle drug does not work as intended?

 

A: A razor blade, a butane torch, and sand.

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A: Factual accuracy is overrated.

Q: What is the core dictum of present-day journalism?

 

Quoted for truth. (You must spread Rep yadda yadda yadda.)

 

A: Somehow I don't think anyone will be getting your distress signal in time.

 

Q - The fusion reactor could go critical at any moment! Quick, send an S.O.S.!

 

A - Nothing that a few kilos of plutonium in just the right place wouldn't fix.

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A: We live in the city most likely to be nuked by our own government.

 

Q: What is the best thing about Toledo, Ohio?

 

A: A cop on the edge, a woman with a dark secret and a duck with a serious attitude problem.

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A: A cop on the edge' date=' a woman with a dark secret and a duck with a serious attitude problem.[/quote']

 

Q - Who's Bunneh taking in this month's Superdraft?

 

A - I have no clue. I don't even know the direction to a ZIP code where I might find a clue.

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A - I have no clue. I don't even know the direction to a ZIP code where I might find a clue.

 

Q: Let's see, Monopoly, Risk, Sorry -- are there any Parker Brothers games you don't have?

 

A: It's a bad design. I've always said so. An hour in them and you start to cook.

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A: I told you to steal his keys' date=' not his [i']cheese[/i].

 

Q - What's the problem with having hearing-impaired lackeys?

 

A - Yes. But you're not invited.

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A: I told you to steal his keys' date=' not his [i']cheese[/i].
Q - What's the problem with having hearing-impaired lackeys? A - Yes. But you're not invited.

 

Q: Are you truly having a party in my honor?

 

A: No such thing.

 

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A: No such thing.

 

Q - Hey, Mr. Heinlein, do you know where I can get a free lunch?

 

A - No, I never saw such a thing--and if you're smart, neither did you.

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A: But while you're sleeping' date=' I sing and dance. [/quote']

 

Q - Don't you ever sleep? I'm exhausted here!

 

A - I can't tell you, because I don't even know.

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A: And it's one' date=' two, three strikes you're out of the Internet! [/quote']

 

Q - How many times do I have to violate the Online Rules of Etiquette before I get Banned?

 

A - Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

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A: He means well' date=' but wherever he goes penguins follow.[/quote']

 

Q: Why is Green Guano Man not allowed in any of the fishmonger stalls at the market?

 

A: That's like those other seminal military disasters in American history, when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, the Apaches wiped out the Union Army at Chancellorsville, and the Luxembourgians burned the White House.

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A: That's like those other seminal military disasters in American history' date=' when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, the Apaches wiped out the Union Army at Chancellorsville, and the Luxembourgians burned the White House.[/quote']

 

Q: They put Fox News writers in charge of the history curriculum at West Point? They didn't change anything, did they?

 

A: How dare you call me violent! (WHAM!)

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