Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 A - Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Q: Can you trade me Park Place for this bag of M&Ms? A: He means well, but wherever he goes penguins follow. I'd make that trade most days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 A: How dare you call me violent! (WHAM!) Q - Lobo, have you ever tried solving a problem by nonviolent means? Ever? A - It's one of the disadvantages of having X-ray vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 A - It's one of the disadvantages of having X-ray vision. Q: Why do you judge everyone by how much dental work they have had? And how do you know all that, anyway? A: Forty-two minutes of silence interspersed with eighteen minutes of ads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 A: Forty-two minutes of silence interspersed with eighteen minutes of ads. Q: What makes you think there's been another Hollywood writer's strike? A: And the longer the union stays out on strike, the better it is for us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 A: And the longer the union stays out on strike' date=' the better it is for us![/quote'] Q - What are VIPER agents saying bout the latest police strike? A - Nobody's that stupid. Not even Bulldozer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 [A - Nobody's that stupid. Not even Bulldozer. Q: So, what do you say to my plan of taking Grond captive and holding him for ransom? A: I'll give you all the money you want if you just keep him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 A: I'll give you all the money you want if you just keep him. Q - How did Hillary respond to the ransom demand when Bill was kidnapped? A - The sky is not normally that color, I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 A - The sky is not normally that color' date=' I'm afraid.[/quote'] Q: "Loving you in the red grass over a polka-dotted sky" -- WHAT? A: Hurry! We've got to save the Dragon from the Princess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 A: Hurry! We've got to save the Dragon from the Princess! Q - What did Dragon say to Fiona now, Donkey? A - Red is grey, and yellow, white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 A - Red is grey' date=' and yellow, white.[/quote'] Q: Why are traffic lights useless to humanoid wolves? A: Dogs live on Terra, so us Cats should stay well clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 A: Dogs live on Terra' date=' so us Cats should stay well clear.[/quote'] Q: So, Star Commodore Growltiger, have you learned anything from the debacle at the Dog Star? A: Whatever floats your boat, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 A: Whatever floats your boat' date=' man.[/quote'] Q - Water! Water water water water WATER! Water is awesome! Water is the coolest! I can't get enough of it! Water is the best stuff EVAR! I love water! Don't you just love water, dude? A - The sixties weren't kind to you, were they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 A - The sixties weren't kind to you' date=' were they?[/quote'] Q: Time to go break some records! Like Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Tommy, and Strange Days! A: A movie made by a computer, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 A: A movie made by a computer' date=' full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.[/quote'] Q: What counts as the BEST FRICKIN SUPERHERO MOVIE EVARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!1!!one!! ? A: Well, only if you add in a few boobies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 A: Well' date=' only if you add in a few boobies.[/quote'] Q - Is the aviary ready for opening day? A - That's just senseless and unnecessary. I'll take six, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 A - That's just senseless and unnecessary. I'll take six' date=' please.[/quote'] Q: After Earth! I've got Blu-Rays of After Earth! The perfect gift for all your worst enemies! What do you think, sir? A: Inn da future, nobodee wil no how tu spel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 A: Inn da future' date=' nobodee wil no how tu spel.[/quote'] Q: At tiems I typ elik ea pceie of carp. Any avdiec ofr me? A: Here's the problem. Your spell-checker is set to "Klingonese (Rancho Cucamonga dialect)". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 A: Here's the problem. Your spell-checker is set to "Klingonese (Rancho Cucamonga dialect)". Q: Why is the computer putting out this strange version of Shakspeare? A: Traveling the square circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 [A: Traveling the square circle. Q: Wait a minute, how can I be both a geometry major and a geography major? A: You're the first person I've ever seen survive successfully committing suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 A: You're the first person I've ever seen survive successfully committing suicide. Q - Someone's been writing Twilight fanfic again, haven't they? A - Tastes like feet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 [A - Tastes like feet! Q: And what part of the pig are we eating today, Son? A: Lazy Harp Seal has no job. Lazy Harp Seal has no money. Lazy Harp Seal can'rt get fired. Lazy Harp Seal pays no taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 A: Lazy Harp Seal has no job. Lazy Harp Seal has no money. Lazy Harp Seal can'rt get fired. Lazy Harp Seal pays no taxes. Q: What's a great way to get yourself hit over the head by political stereotyping and inflammatory rhetoric? A: Don't bleed on that coat, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 A: Don't bleed on that coat' date=' man.[/quote'] Q: What's the first thing the Master said after shooting the Sixth Doctor? A: It takes guts to dress like that in the middle of a hurricane. it takes a lack of brains to want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 A: It takes guts to dress like that in the middle of a hurricane. it takes a lack of brains to want to. Q - Did you see what the Kardashians wore for Superstorm Sandy? A - All the note said was, "I really had to go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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