Jump to content

Answers & Questions


Klytus
 Share

Recommended Posts

Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by Klytus

Q: What did Wierd Al wear to the Grammy Awards because he - once again - did not receive a nomination?

 

Answer: The Knick, the Knack and the Knock.

 

Q. What were the three most underrated bands during the "British Re-Invasion" of the 1980's?

 

A. Prehistoric garbage trucks.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. What were the three most underrated bands during the "British Re-Invasion" of the 1980's?

 

A. Prehistoric garbage trucks.

 

Q. I've been studying dinosaurs for years, but for the life of me I can't make head nor tail of this odd exoskeletal structure, like an upturned turtle shell attached to the beast's backbone! Any idea what it was for?

 

A. No, if you rub it that way it'll bite.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by Hermit

Q: To become a master villain, I wll need transport, master torturers, and a weapon; any suggestions?

 

A. A large wooden badger.

 

Q. What's the one thing you need to make your oversized mustelid carving collection complete?

 

A. Turn it over to access the hidden supercomputer.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. What's the one thing you need to make your oversized mustelid carving collection complete?

 

A. Turn it over to access the hidden supercomputer.

 

Q: What the heck do I do with FREd besides gaming?

 

A: A screaming echo of despair and futility that chills a man down to the very bones of his soul.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by Hermit

Q: What the heck do I do with FREd besides gaming?

 

A: A screaming echo of despair and futility that chills a man down to the very bones of his soul.

 

Q. What was Ben Affleck's first reaction after hearing about Gigli's box office take?

 

A. That little pug dog from the Men in Black movies.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. What was Ben Affleck's first reaction after hearing about Gigli's box office take?

 

A. That little pug dog from the Men in Black movies.

 

Q: Who was cheated of his Oscar THIS time?

 

A: More powerful than a ulterior motive, faster than a speeding rumor, and able to leap to conclusions in a single bound!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by Hermit

Q: Who was cheated of his Oscar THIS time?

 

A: More powerful than a ulterior motive, faster than a speeding rumor, and able to leap to conclusions in a single bound!

 

Q. What superpowers are possessed by Matt Drudge?

 

A. Skipping rope with the four year old.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Hermit

Q: Who was cheated of his Oscar THIS time?

 

A: More powerful than a ulterior motive, faster than a speeding rumor, and able to leap to conclusions in a single bound!

 

Q: What was the start of a libel campaign in NGD?

 

A: pancake, waffle, toast, syrup

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Worldmaker

Nah, not necessary. She's known me for a while and knows that hitting me in the head with a bat only results in a broken bat. My head's too hard.

 

 

Uhhhh.... (such an easy target, it's got to be a trap)... no comment:)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...