Klytus Posted August 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. A lavender colored tuxedo. Q: What did Wierd Al wear to the Grammy Awards because he - once again - did not receive a nomination? Answer: The Knick, the Knack and the Knock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What did Wierd Al wear to the Grammy Awards because he - once again - did not receive a nomination? Answer: The Knick, the Knack and the Knock. Q. What were the three most underrated bands during the "British Re-Invasion" of the 1980's? A. Prehistoric garbage trucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What were the three most underrated bands during the "British Re-Invasion" of the 1980's? A. Prehistoric garbage trucks. Q. I've been studying dinosaurs for years, but for the life of me I can't make head nor tail of this odd exoskeletal structure, like an upturned turtle shell attached to the beast's backbone! Any idea what it was for? A. No, if you rub it that way it'll bite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A. No, if you rub it that way it'll bite. Q: May I give your wolverene a wedgie? A: Seabiscut, Sony & Cher, and a 1920's style death ray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: May I give your wolverene a wedgie? A: Seabiscut, Sony & Cher, and a 1920's style death ray. Q: To become a master villain, I wll need transport, master torturers, and a weapon; any suggestions? A. A large wooden badger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: To become a master villain, I wll need transport, master torturers, and a weapon; any suggestions? A. A large wooden badger. Q. What's the one thing you need to make your oversized mustelid carving collection complete? A. Turn it over to access the hidden supercomputer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What's the one thing you need to make your oversized mustelid carving collection complete? A. Turn it over to access the hidden supercomputer. Q: What the heck do I do with FREd besides gaming? A: A screaming echo of despair and futility that chills a man down to the very bones of his soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What the heck do I do with FREd besides gaming? A: A screaming echo of despair and futility that chills a man down to the very bones of his soul. Q. What was Ben Affleck's first reaction after hearing about Gigli's box office take? A. That little pug dog from the Men in Black movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What was Ben Affleck's first reaction after hearing about Gigli's box office take? A. That little pug dog from the Men in Black movies. Q: Who was cheated of his Oscar THIS time? A: More powerful than a ulterior motive, faster than a speeding rumor, and able to leap to conclusions in a single bound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Who was cheated of his Oscar THIS time? A: More powerful than a ulterior motive, faster than a speeding rumor, and able to leap to conclusions in a single bound! Q. What superpowers are possessed by Matt Drudge? A. Skipping rope with the four year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Who was cheated of his Oscar THIS time? A: More powerful than a ulterior motive, faster than a speeding rumor, and able to leap to conclusions in a single bound! Q: What was the start of a libel campaign in NGD? A: pancake, waffle, toast, syrup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What superpowers are possessed by Matt Drudge? A. Skipping rope with the four year old. Q: What's the Special Effect of Foxbat's latest Entangle? A: On the ocean floor, about 10 nautical miles south of Hawaii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 A: On the ocean floor, about 10 nautical miles south of Hawaii. Q:Where is the secret location of France's next nuclear weapons test? A: Learning how to fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: Learning how to fly. Question: What is best not to attempt alone by diving out of an airplane? Answer: A solar flare with a touch of lemon - but leave out the cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Q. HUh? A. Because I said so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 A: Shake-N-Bake. Q: Describe a double feature with Earthquake and The Towering Inferno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Pardon, but... I think you got your A & Qs mixed up there D-man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Re: Pardon, but... Originally posted by Hermit I think you got your A & Qs mixed up there D-man. Q: What does Hermit use for padding under the wings. A: pancake, waffle, toast, syrup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Re: Re: Pardon, but... Originally posted by lemming Q: What does Hermit use for padding under the wings. A: pancake, waffle, toast, syrup Q: What's on Markus Dark's bunny's hat rack? A. A Klingon, a Virgo, and a ball of twine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Q. What are the ingrediants for a trekkies sexual fantasy? A. Purple, but only at midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Re: Re: Pardon, but... Have I mentioned lately how much I hate it when I reply to a post only to find out that two people have beat me to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Q: What color of glow-in-the-dark condom do you use? A: The Leather Bandersnatch of Mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Nah, not necessary. She's known me for a while and knows that hitting me in the head with a bat only results in a broken bat. My head's too hard. Uhhhh.... (such an easy target, it's got to be a trap)... no comment:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What color of glow-in-the-dark condom do you use? A: The Leather Bandersnatch of Mars Q:What mnoster did Dejah Thoris not want to be rescued from? A: A touch to much gunpowder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q:What mnoster did Dejah Thoris not want to be rescued from? A: A touch to much gunpowder. Q: What do you think of my moonshine recipe? A: Because if I wore it UNDER my clothes, it would chaffe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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