Lucius Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Cancer said: A: "Feel the burn" seems like an understatement. Q: Is your blood on fire, and isn't that inconvenient? A: An example of Discordians at play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 17 hours ago, Lucius said: A: An example of Discordians at play Q: There are no rules and the points don't matter? What kind of game show is this? A: And I tell you no -- look out for the potted plants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 On 5/26/2018 at 10:36 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: There are no rules and the points don't matter? What kind of game show is this? A: And I tell you no -- look out for the potted plants! Q: Welcome to Mushnik's Flower Shop. Do you see anything that you are interested in? A: We have the ails for all that answers you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 22 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We have the ails for all that answers you. Q: But isn't it against the rules to buy Alex Trbek IPAs before taping? A: You're a little overqualified to be King of Naples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: But isn't it against the rules to buy Alex Trbek IPAs before taping? A: You're a little overqualified to be King of Naples. Q: Hey! T'Challa! Can your jet get me to Europe? A: That's what happens when you give knighthoods to musicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 30 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said: A: That's what happens when you give knighthoods to musicians. Q: Did Elton John really just try to stab Ringo Starr with a broadsword? A: Certainly you jest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 23 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Certainly you jest. Q: This cap with bells on it is supposed to be my new work uniform. What will I be doing at the Palace again? A; When you die at the Palace, you really die at the Palace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A; When you die at the Palace, you really die at the Palace. Q: What happened to the last guy who held this position? A: That I promise your majesty - no noose is good noose. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary is looking around for Danny Kay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Lucius said: A: That I promise your majesty - no noose is good noose. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary is looking around for Danny Kay Q: Yes, I know there's a hemp blight, but do we have to use meat hooks? A: When the truth is found to be lies, and all the joy within you dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 43 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said: A: When the truth is found to be lies, and all the joy within you dies. Q: So, they found the remains of your missing neighbor Joy in your basement and your story of being in Cucamonga at the time of her disappearance has been proven to be fabrication. What have you to say for yourself? A: It isn't real road rage until you've left a patch of burned tarmac at least eight feet long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 7 hours ago, Cancer said: A: It isn't real road rage until you've left a patch of burned tarmac at least eight feet long! Q: Mr. McFly, care to tell the court how the driver of the vehicle that overtook you ceased to exist, sending said car careening across the Interstate without a driver? A: Where's we're going we don't need roads -- which is fortunate because there won't be any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Mr. McFly, care to tell the court how the driver of the vehicle that overtook you ceased to exist, sending said car careening across the Interstate without a driver? A: Where's we're going we don't need roads -- which is fortunate because there won't be any. Q: Say, Robby. The saucer SEEMS big enough, so why didn't Dad put my soapbox racer in the hold before we left? A: Danger, Will Robinson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 15 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: A: Danger, Will Robinson! Q: How will we be warned when the Jupiter 2 is about to attack us? A: Nothing wrong with this beach a few fortresses couldn't fix! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Nothing wrong with this beach a few fortresses couldn't fix! Q: Describe the motivation behind the Maginot Line. A: Not unless it comes with a five-speed stick, a Dolby stereo system, and a fully integrated phase-cannon targeting system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 12 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Describe the motivation behind the Maginot Line. A: Not unless it comes with a five-speed stick, a Dolby stereo system, and a fully integrated phase-cannon targeting system. Q: So, are you planning on seeing Solo? A: Never tell me the odds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said: A: Never tell me the odds. Q: Boss, why do you insist our status reports include only even numbers? A: Even Australians have Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Days(tm). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Even Australians have Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Days(tm). Q: Baz just crashed the internet? The entire internet?! A: Fifty dollars and a flask of Crown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 24 minutes ago, Pariah said: Q: Baz just crashed the internet? The entire internet?! A: Fifty dollars and a flask of Crown. Q: They offered me ten percent, what are you getting? A: I've got three USB drives in my pocket, no wallet, and no car keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 2 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: A: I've got three USB drives in my pocket, no wallet, and no car keys. Q: So, why are you so certain you're wearing somebody else's pants? A: Look at this weird old book I've found buried under an oak tree: : Necronomicon -- Open at Your Own Peril!! Hmm, funny name for a book.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Look at this weird old book I've found buried under an oak tree: : Necronomicon -- Open at Your Own Peril!! Hmm, funny name for a book.... Q; So, has your new hobby of dowsing led you to anything interesting? A: So that's why a yellow ribbon was tied around the old oak tree! Lucius Alexander A palindromedary: mount at your own peril Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, Lucius said: A: So that's why a yellow ribbon was tied around the old oak tree! Q: What part of "Police Line -- Do Not Cross" did you not understand? A: I know exactly where we are. We're here. Where anything else is, though, is what I need help with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I know exactly where we are. We're here. Where anything else is, though, is what I need help with. Q: What do you mean, you have a coordinate system problem? A: It would help if the axes were orthogonal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: What do you mean, you have a coordinate system problem? A: It would help if the axes were orthogonal. Q: Look at how these trees grew. How are we ever supposed to cut them down? A: All my friends are zombies! ?. ?. ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 24 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: All my friends are zombies! ?. ?. ? ? Q: You really did tick off that Necromancer, didn''t you? A: This is a gun, and as soon as I've read the instruction leaflet I won't hesitate to use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This is a gun, and as soon as I've read the instruction leaflet I won't hesitate to use it. Q: Whatcha got there, Foxbat? A: Not for a mushy brown banana! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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