Pariah Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said: A: With that and two bits, I could get a hot dog! Q: I was walking around Yankee Stadium the other day, and I found a $10 bill on the ground! Pretty cool, huh? A: As for the fact that Gangnam Style did not win multiple Grammy awards, I can only blame blatant favoritism on the part of the judges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 17 hours ago, Pariah said: A: As for the fact that Gangnam Style did not win multiple Grammy awards, I can only blame blatant favoritism on the part of the judges. Q; What makes you think Kim Jong Un has excessive influence in the music business? A: When you told me you were sending me on a mission from God, you didn't specify which God. And that was at best unwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 26 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: When you told me you were sending me on a mission from God, you didn't specify which God. And that was at best unwise. Q: Could you tell me why you know all thirty-seven verses of the Cthulhu Fthagn song? A: Everyone has to make sacrifices. My sacrifice is ... you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 59 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Everyone has to make sacrifices. My sacrifice is ... you. Q: I said I'd give you my heart on our last date, baby, so why am I tied down to this stone altar? And why won't you put down the stone knife? A: I imagine you think you're clever! But this report card says otherwise, kid.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 On 8/17/2018 at 4:13 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: I said I'd give you my heart on our last date, baby, so why am I tied down to this stone altar? And why won't you put down the stone knife? A: I imagine you think you're clever! But this report card says otherwise, kid.... Q: You got average grades in all your classes, so why is there this remark about possible admission into the local clown college? A: There are no more vacancies in Death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 14 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: There are no more vacancies in Death. Q: I thought you meant to find a motel and stop for a rest, why did you drive straight through Death Valley without stopping? A: 42 Lucius Alexander Sometimes the hardest part is coming up with the palindromedary tagline.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, Lucius said: A: 42 Lucius Alexander Sometimes the hardest part is coming up with the palindromedary tagline.... Q: How many palindromedaries does it take to make a tagline? A: Billions and billions.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 10 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Billions and billions.... Q: How many licks does it take to get to the chocolate center of the planet Saturn? A: Enjoy your candy bar. They won't be around much longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Enjoy your candy bar. They won't be around much longer. Q: Whaddaya mean, "the vending machine is on fire"? A: Um, "special teams" is supposed to be different from "Special Olympics". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 21 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: Whaddaya mean, "the vending machine is on fire"? A: Um, "special teams" is supposed to be different from "Special Olympics". Q: What do you mean that we will not need these souped up wheel chairs? A: There is a call on the necroline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 7 hours ago, Asperion said: A: There is a call on the necroline. Q: Isn't it about time Buffy called us back? A: No, I can't get out of your head. It's locked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: No, I can't get out of your head. It's locked. Q: HEY CAN YOU GET OUTTA THERE? Other people gotta pee too! A: There's no paper here, either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 On 8/23/2018 at 10:58 PM, Cancer said: A: There's no paper here, either! Q: That idiot kid threw my newspaper up on the roof. Can I read yours? A: My heart isn't that big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: My heart isn't that big. Q: Why are you such a mean one, Mister Grinch? A: They say the padding in a duck suit is excellent protection against blunt, forceful blows. They lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: They say the padding in a duck suit is excellent protection against blunt, forceful blows. They lie. Q: So what landed you in the hospital this time, Howard? A: Peppered alligator snapper spleen jerky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Peppered alligator snapper spleen jerky. Q: So what landed you in the hospital this time, Mr. Ramsey? A: The flag stays at full-staff, and if it were possible to fly it any higher I would! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: The flag stays at full-staff, and if it were possible to fly it any higher I would! Q: What if Putin dies in office? A: Though laws were carved in marble they could not shelter men; though altars built in parliaments, they could not order men. Lucius Alexander Unquestionably a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 22 hours ago, Lucius said: A: Though laws were carved in marble they could not shelter men; though altars built in parliaments, they could not order men. Q: Why did this theocracy fail? A: Oh for a Moose of Fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: : Oh for a Moose of Fire! Q: Tired of all the snowshoe hares and ice deer? A: At point five lights, the color doesn't matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 8 hours ago, Cancer said: A: At point five lights, the color doesn't matter. Q: Will you quit driving 96% of c? I'm trying to read this book! A: And that's what it means when the traffic lights are all black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: And that's what it means when the traffic lights are all black. Q: How can you tell the power plants in meltdown? A: You can't be sure which version it is till you read the repository list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 On 8/30/2018 at 10:54 PM, clnicholsusa said: A: You can't be sure which version it is till you read the repository list. Q: What are you doing here, Private? They told me you'd bought the farm! A: CHEEEEESE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: CHEEEEESE! Q: so what do you think of my character? A: The avalanche has begun. It is too late for the pebbles to cast a vote. Lucius Alexander What do you think of my palindromedary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 18 hours ago, Lucius said: A: The avalanche has begun. It is too late for the pebbles to cast a vote. Q: But I like it here on the top of the glacier! Can't I just stay here while the rest of you hit the valley? A: Don't blame me. I was turned away at the polling place because they didn't like my shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 36 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Don't blame me. I was turned away at the polling place because they didn't like my shoes. Q: Why are you going barefoot on Election Day? A: Oh, you're such a kidder! Lucius Alexander The palindromedary can't always see how the questions and answers are connected.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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