Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 16 minutes ago, Lucius said: A: Oh, you're such a kidder! Q: Hey, I said 'your money or your life'! Why are you just standing there laughing at me? A: That's a bad stance for a holdup, but it would be perfect if you were playing Offensive Line for Appalachian State, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: That's a bad stance for a holdup, but it would be perfect if you were playing Offensive Line for Appalachian State, Q: What were you talking to Daniel Kilgore about? A: I would like reality a lot more if it didn't keep slapping me in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 6 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: A: I would like reality a lot more if it didn't keep slapping me in the face. Q: So I heard that you gave up online dating and actually went on a real date. How did that go? A: At least a D, that's all I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Pariah said: A: At least a D, that's all I want. Q: How dare you submit "ucks" as your choice of team nickname? A: The difference between us is that I don't wear hockey pads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 23 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: The difference between us is that I don't wear hockey pads. Q: What did Michael's date say seconds after he discovered that "she" was a cross dresser? A: The duck, a truck, and Friar Tuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 1 hour ago, archer said: A: The duck, a truck, and Friar Tuck. Q: Name three things that are smarter and more credible than the current President of the United States. A: It's cold when you float with a goat on a boat in a moat. You'd better wear a coat. archer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 Q: Any last words, O About-to-Be-Bobbing-Face-Down-Outside-The-Walls? A: Thirty-three seconds of six point two gees in four ... three ... two ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: Thirty-three seconds of six point two gees in four ... three ... two ... Q; Wait! Couldn't you have told me to put on my seatbelt sooner? A: It's a great cheeseburger, but you can't drive for about an hour after eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It's a great cheeseburger, but you can't drive for about an hour after eating it. Q: I've heard the cheeseburgers here are intoxicating. Literally. Is that true? A: That's the difference between lightning and a harmless lightning bug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 23 hours ago, Pariah said: A: That's the difference between lightning and a harmless lightning bug. Q: I thought you were studying insects, so why is your hair smoking like that? A: I know you think you can do that, but the laws of physics disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 On 9/5/2018 at 9:27 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I know you think you can do that, but the laws of physics disagree. Q: The President has decided that climate change is Fake NewsTM, so we're going to carry on as if it doesn't exist. A: I don't know, she wouldn't say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 12 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: The President has decided that climate change is Fake NewsTM, so we're going to carry on as if it doesn't exist. A: I don't know, she wouldn't say. Q: What do you mean by calling off your wedding? A: That bus was riding the bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 18 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That bus was riding the bike. Q: You just let that new PCI Express connector rattle around in the basket in front of your handlebars? A: Hello, Mr. Munchkin von Ruleraper. Let me introduce you to my nerf bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: Hello, Mr. Munchkin von Ruleraper. Let me introduce you to my nerf bat. Q: Can I join your game, GM? I already made my character -- and I'm sure the party can use a 6d6K Ranged Attack with -5 of needless Limitations to bring it under 10 points! GM? GM? A: The phrase "If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin!" may not have been the best thing to tell the pit boss, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: The phrase "If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin!" may not have been the best thing to tell the pit boss, son. Q: I’m not quite sure how I got here, but I appear to be naked in the middle of the [REDACTED] desert. A: Maybe once every hundred million years or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 On 9/12/2018 at 9:32 PM, Pariah said: A: Maybe once every hundred million years or so. Q: How often does the President say something that's actually true? A: That goat doesn't love you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 On September 14, 2018 at 7:46 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: That goat doesn't love you! Q: Have you seen Bob the Satyr lately? He's spending all his time on Sorority Row lately, and we kinda miss him. A: No charge for extra ineptitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: No charge for extra ineptitude. Q: I guess the good news is that under the current administration, at least our taxes haven't gone up. A: I'm actually a horrible, horrible role model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 8 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I'm actually a horrible, horrible role model. Q: Is it true that you have been called "the designated bad example?" A: Just lazy I guess Lucius Alexander The palindromedary wants to question that answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 49 minutes ago, Lucius said: A: Just lazy I guess Q: Why doesn't the Harp Seal have a job yet? A: Look at me! I've got a fancy camera! The lens is big, and it cost a lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Look at me! I've got a fancy camera! The lens is big, and it cost a lot! Q: You call yourself the First in Class Mass of Glass Bada$$? A: Florida Man is undefeated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 7 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Florida Man is undefeated. Q: Why don't you want to get in the ring with this guy, Captain Rhode Island? A: Every single person in this room is a clone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Every single person in this room is a clone! Q: Notice anything strange here, Obi-Wan? A: It's strictly business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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